I really wanted the last sentence up there to say:

Previews of the EP, along with some shitty consumer jokes about how it's "the best $5 I've spent so far in 2012!" are available over on the iTunes website.

but then I feared for the news article's existence.
still, this whole spiel with the iTunes charts and the bassist is sort of comical

Needs more "Brokencyde's favorite punching bag jokes" or something.

Urghhh. No thanks.

hahahaha hi tom
this is post 1989 you wouldn't dig it

haha - you know me too well ;) although i do dig a fair ammount of newer stuff, just havent covered as much of it here.

Sorry, but Pittsburgh's "Hometown Heroes" are the Clarks and Donnie Iris.

haha you got that right jimmy

got into a conversation about donnie iris earlier this semester with some yinzer broad at a party because i was really trying to fuck her friend. bullshitted my way through it beautifully and had this girl convinced that i was a true blue yinzer, bleeding black and gold every damn day. so maybe an hour later she leaves the party and tells her friend that she can stay and hang out with me (to which i'm like fuck yes, this was the point). lengthier ending shortened, she still didn't come home with me. even after all the fudged donnie iris quotes. bitch.


/shinfo

fuckin jagoff