5/5

thankfully completely forgettable

this is just boring

Meh, not catchy, would be filler on most pop albums.

bubble wands are sweet

YES

dog yip at the end

can you say gay?

FUCKIN RULES. VERY CATCHY AND UPBEAT. 666 SLAYER,

I actually hope this is successful. I can't help but feel sorry for a girl that's, what, 13? And she's gotten worldwide media attention for recording "the worst song ever"? I mean, fucking imagine being the subject of that much hate at that age; your life is pretty much damaged forever... unless you can recover from it somehow. So, I hope this helps.

As far as music is concerned, yeah, this is forgettable and boring. But it's not as obnoxious and shitty as her first song so maybe it can not damn her to an entire lifetime of ridicule.

i like how there's a guitarist playing but there's no guitar

see she's not that bad!

i like how there's a guitarist playing but there's no guitar [2]

But it's not as obnoxious

there's guitar

"IT'S MY MOMENT, MY MOMENT" x 9999 times

not obnoxious

hmmmm :]

oh come on guys that wasnt all that bad

did you listen to friday? that song was her playing a solo with her nasal cavity

why did I just watch this?

If I hear this on Toronto radio, I'm going to consider moving to a remote island somewhere for a few months.

yeah poor girl waior, i feel so bad for her that she is mega rich now.

i'd have a problem with that but seeing she didn't write either of these songs, i'm not too bothered. bottom line, i guess, is that parents needs to keep their 13-yr olds out of music - the listener won't be damaged and neither will the tween.

REBECCA BLACK + EPIC MEALTIME WOULD MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE.

bottom line, i guess, is that parents needs to keep their 13-yr olds out of music - the listener won't be damaged and neither will the tween.

ehhh it's no friday. sophomore slump?

This is pretty much every bit as atrocious as 'Friday' was. It's not quite as obvious, but everything that 'Friday' suffered from, this does too, and hardly in lesser measures.

she should write a song about every day of the week. Go all Sufjan/Mae/The Dear Hunter/Jon Foreman on us.

Song and video use every single trick in the book. I think I prefer Friday becase it's at least laughable, where as this is just taking serious failure to a whole new level.

This is her Pinkerton

Taylor got it spot on.

Lyrically as close to a "fuck you" as she can get.

Song is trash.

i think the strategy was to make it as forgettable as possible, so that everybody forgets who she is and she can get on with her life.

Video slays.

Comment from the uploader: "...the song's just so deep and complicated to understand...haha"

That pretty much sums it up I think.

Well, this is bad, but not hilariously bad. Sell out.

I wish I could write beautiful scores and lyrics like that...

Just so original and breathtaking.

I actually hope this is successful. I can't help but feel sorry for a girl that's, what, 13? And she's gotten worldwide media attention for recording "the worst song ever"? I mean, fucking imagine being the subject of that much hate at that age; your life is pretty much damaged forever... unless you can recover from it somehow. So, I hope this helps.

this is your moment to go home and stop torturing people, fucking earned enough money me thinks

I do agree with Waior though; I feel bad for her.

On a side note, I find her quite do-able, regardless of any musical shortcomings

Boring boring boring!

Wow thats weird. This is bad. Who would've thought

And people said The Beatles were good...

"And people said The Beatles were good..."

???

A new low in music

Wait she's 13? They didn't make them like that back when I was that age.

She's not that attractive, seriously.

I sadly heard Friday once

oh god that was dreadful

why is there a chick playing guitar in the video? there's not even any guitar on the track. Jesus christ.

she was getting about 120 comments every 20 seconds earlier... Kind of sad that this video will break pretty much every youtube popularity record. It sounds like a Bieber/Hillary Duff bastard child but with even less edge. The worst part is it isn't even catchy. Rebecca Black will ride a wave of fire and brimstone through the streets and we will all witness the musical apocalypse.

that dance scene is a trainwreck. she looks so awkward

"On a side note, I find her quite do-able"

lol yeah only if you want to go to jail or something

The comment about keeping 13 year olds out of music was dumb.

"On a side note, I find her quite do-able"

Jesus, she's only 13. What is the correlation between sputnik and the sex offender registry?

Having said that...yes this is bad. I don't think anyone was expecting otherwise.

dance routine

"People stop hating on purpose She actually ARE good singer"

Jesus Christ

seriously... I can't think of any song/video in the past 10 years I've liked less than this. I'd rather listen to Justin Bieber's "Baby" on repeat for an hour than this.

I'd rather get fucked in the ass by the singer from Owl City than listen to this again

That was miserable. Locusts, boils, and now Rebecca Black.

It's outrageous to post comments about her appearance, yet every single other comment saying "OMG SUX SOO BAD" isn't even mentioned? Lol, Sputnik needs to get its priorities straight.

""On a side note, I find her quite do-able"

Jesus, she's only 13. What is the correlation between sputnik and the sex offender registry?"

I'm 18, so no huge age differences there my friend ;)

13 to 18 is a large difference dude

Boring pop that isn't memorable at all, also the guitarist is really going at it lol.

My brother's married to a girl that's 3 years younger than him... I don't think 5 years is a terrible difference. Let's be realistic here, I'm obviously not interested in having a relationship with a 13-year-old :P, but it isn't abnormal for kids of my age to find her attractive. of course looks are only one part of the puzzle, heh.

divide by 2 and add 7

Yeah

To Catch A Sputnik Predator

"How old are you, Carolyn?"
"32."
"Oh shit, get out of here. I'm 37, so we can't be seen together."

:P

I'll be the SputPredator if need be, i dun care

An 18 year old should draw the line at 16, maybe 15
But definitely not 13
Five years isn't a lot in the 30's, but it's a lot in the 10's

sex preds itt

song is worst durst

if you were 17 and she was 12 you'd find it creepy as fuck

it's still creepy when you're 18 and she's 13

"why don't you take a seat over there in that chair kingali" lol hahahaha. this video was actually worse than i anticipated, and i had 0 hopes for it.

I just find her attractive- what's so creepy about that? Are you not allowed to find people attractive that are 5 years younger than you? I still find her annoying as hell.

1. She should have stopped after the first song and just slipped into the shadows forever.
2. "i like how there's a guitarist playing but there's no guitar" [57829578]
3. She looks like an uglier winnie cooper.
4. this song is as bad as the other.
5. I dont feel sorry for her. After all the hate, she's pretentious as fuck. this is my moment, i'm gonna make it big, watch me as i blow up. As was said, its like a nicer fuck you im rich bitches.

I find her attractive and I'm 22 years old, i just don't let people know about it. wait... oops

"divide by 2 and add 7"

So much win. I use this all the time.

Aw fuck I forgot number 6.

6. I bet she does some form of adult entertainment before its all over. Give it time.

"I find her attractive and I'm 22 years old, i just don't let people know about it. wait... oops"

Haha, this guy knows what's going on! I speak bluntly and say what many others think, yet I get called out. Whatevs x)

YESSSSSSSSSS, this will be her magnum opus

and then there's noctus who likes dicks :]

i liked it

"What is the correlation between sputnik and the sex offender registry?"

Wait, what? You mean, this isn't it. Umm, yeah, see ya later guys... Ooops, hang on, I'll take that candy with me... Bye.

"normal men like fully mature and developed adult women." [2]

For a deep, meaningful relationship, that's totally true. I'm the same way.

It wasn't as bad as Friday at least but I think nobody will care about her anymore if she actually tries to get serious.

For a deep, meaningful relationship, that's totally true. I'm the same way.

Yeah, exactly! I'm glad you understand. If I can't get anybody younger, that is.

She's 14. Not 13. Get your facts straight. I'm 16, so I can say she is quite hot. Seen her in that Katie Perry video?

Song sucks. But it's better than Friday. Hopefully, because it's just so forgettable in every way, she will just be forgotten...

Don't forget her upcoming 5 song EP.

REBECCA BLACK FOREVER!!!

POET FOREVER!!!

lol at 2:42

I just ordered a life sized Rebecca Black blow up doll. Plastic doesn't have an age of consent

This song was extremely boring and unforgivably repetitive.

It's actually kind of amazing how many retards buy the whole overcoming adversity/underdog spiel these lyrics are trying to spew.

omg she went through so much but look at how positive she is! YOU CAN TELL SHE IS POSITIVE BECAUSE SHE IS SMILING THE WHOLE VIDEO

:D :D :D

sorry I think I overloaded a circuit

yeah if she's going to keep making music it can't be this boring and forgettable because i just can't find any ironic appeal here, which is unfortunate

Whole thing is incredibly awkward. I'm guessing 5 million downloads by morning. Satan is flossing his teeth with every single bill.

REBECCA BLACK + EPIC MEAL TIME WOULD MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE [2]

Song was slightly better than Friday. Colbert should cover this one too.

I didn't think it was awful personally. No it wasn't by any means good but it was at least pleasantly forgettable and wasn't anywhere close to as cringe-inducing Friday. Then again, I just heard the song in the background (brother played it for me and was not really paying attention) without the video so take that for what's it worth.

nash doesn't know what pretentious means

d00d r3b3cc4 CR4P s0x

she doesn't even have any albums for me to 1

what the hell?

She gunna blow up

you guys are all missing the point

rebecca black is winning. has more fans and more money than every artist all of you like, so obviously she's doing something right

faggots

Yeah, she's already won. She'll have a record contact, make some doe, her mum will be rolling in it all because now the mission is complete.

rebecca black earns 100 million dollars

skinny white kid rates her 1/5 on sputnikmusic.com

pick 1

"skinny white kid rates her 1/5 on sputnikmusic.com" all day

how are those 2 choices mutually exclusive? :/

and we all know that how much money someone has is equal to their actual worth

lol retards

someone's grumpy

Good work Sputnik
There are way more comments here then on youtube
Most of them pertaining to pedophilla of course

I think sput is dating RB

Likes 'em young

Surprisingly it's not that bad.

i'm an incorrigible bigot, that's why john

i'm an incontinent bigot

I think it's why he likes Arghoslent so much.

If she becomes popular for realz i will officialy lose all faith and hope in society.

yeah but arghoslent arent as good as rebecca black obv

fairly certain those nazi fucks make shit all

coz remember what atavan says - how much money someone has is definitely equal to how much they're worth

Yeah, those skinheads aren't worth their weight in white pointy hats.

you don't say she's attractive now, you say she will be attractive one day when I won't get thrown in prison for saying so

I mean, I can see where people are coming from when they say she's attractive.

BUT MAN SHE'S 14.

I mean, in a few years, sure. But right now, she's hardly even a teenager. Still just a kid.


I do think that some of the higher notes in the chorus are in the exact same tune as Friday's chorus though... Has anyone else noticed that?

saying she's attractive doesn't put you on a watchlist so chill man

get there before hair!

She let go of her original voice. I really don't like the direction she is taking her
music now. First song was great. This, well, she just took too giant of a leap. I seriously hope she
goes back to Friday style vocals. 2/5 Go back to your roots, Becca.

I seriously don't get people saying she is attractive (or will be, whatever) at all. I find her really average looking. I wouldn't have looked at her twice in high school.

watch godspeed add her to their lineup

"saying she's attractive doesn't put you on a watchlist so chill man"

Hahaha, I know. I'm just saying, people should calm down and just wait until she's at least mature, you know?

I used to think people thinking she was hot was just mass trolling, but that would have run its course by now.

she's just another average girl. that said, i'd bone her if she put out.

I don't find her that attractive... I mean, I can see how people would. But, she's just kinda meh in my book.

every female pop star has large groups of people who believe they are gorgeous and ugly. She's neither though. I can't wait to see her on a bunch of terrible reality TV in ten years.

"every female pop star has large groups of people who believe they are gorgeous and ugly. She's neither though. I can't wait to see her on a bunch of terrible reality TV in ten years."

Agreed, it's kind of odd how people are rarely neutral.

I think she should do a reality TV program where she hosts a game show in which the contestants have 30 seconds to craft a viral Youtube video that sounds like crap.

It's Friiiiiiiday, Friiiiiiiiday, 7PM Eastern/4PM Pacific on Friiiiiiiiiiiday.

Lol, now I'd watch that.

she should be a replacement for dunn's stunts on jackass. [2]

Well of course this track was going to be better than Friday on default. The song is boring and annoyingly catchy, but just forgettable in the end.

"but it isn't abnormal for kids of my age to find her attractive. of course looks are only one part of the puzzle, heh."

Puzzles knows much about puzzles, and puzzles agrees.

We should buy a bar

I'm not sure what's more worrying, that a song like this gets so much attention, or the fact that most of the featured guests on To Catch a Predator seem to spend their time on sputnik threads.

I love how she has a whole band playing with her when it's mainly electronic..

I love how she has a whole band playing with her when it's mainly electronic..[2]

I dunno why but the fact that she did that in her video kinda set me off a bit. It was funny at first but the fact that she's actually taking this serious, complete with self-aggrandizing, ego-boosting lyrics; is a bit disheartening. Who am I kidding though, tweens will lap it up, I'll not care, and not a single fuck will be given.

@tkxxx7
yeah I don't know what it means. I just know exactly how to use it properly.

lol no you dont.

its ironic that you used the word pretentious without knowing what it means

because that itself is


dadaaaaaa

pretentious!

words are fun!

FUCK YES, AUTO-TUNED ALL TO SHIT... I LOVE IT!

Shit... my daughter is going to want this, there goes my high.

Dur dur... pretentious means to be demanding of merit and prestige without deserving it. And she says watch me as I blow up... and she doesn't deserve to. So i'm pretty sure I used it correctly.

But qwe i see what you did there

this is so bad, wow

Not bad on the level of Friday, still blows though. Oh well, I've been over this situation.

I was expecting ''My moment, moment, this is my moment, moment''

nah dude you still don't quite have it

lol @qwe and nash

I think she needs to go back to her roots.

"And she says watch me as I blow up... and she doesn't deserve to."

Perhaps she is foretelling her own fall from grace. Maybe she's telling you that 5 years from now she is going to be blowing all her money on designer drugs and pimping her own ass out for one more line. I never pegged her for insightful but that's a pretty damned good call on her part. You know... if that's what she's saying.

how many comments is this gonna end up at I wonder

as far as entertainment goes this is a lot worse than friday

Maybe she's telling you that 5 years from now she is going to be blowing all her money on designer drugs and pimping her own ass out for one more line.

it's not actually that bad. I mean, it's still crap, but in pop music terms.

tbh I saw Friday and my first thought was "I've seen worse things in the charts"

It's a bit depressing that people on the internet are gonna immediately 'dislike' it just cos it's "Rebecca Black"

what a step down from Friday.

Excellent experimentation and musical progression, truly cutting edge. 5/5.

She sold out, should go back to her roots.

pretty sure someone already said that

6/5

WHERE THE FUCKS HER NASALLY TONE? -0.5/5

Man, looking at the youtube comments I think they are actually filtering all the really negative ones.

Anyway, song is extremely self-centered as expected of teen pop.

as expected of pop

Aw man... I only liked her for the laughs. Now she really is lame. Had to dig deeper to find the lolz in this video. Mostly just boring

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Looks like it isn't parody-worthy. Uncool.

dsl's

song was very, very terrible. just as bad as Friday, i don't know what you guys are listening to.

I found it to be extremely boring.

this is worse.

Her dancing is worse than this song... which is actually pretty impressive...

generic, bland, forgettable, sort what i expected after the train wreck that was Friday. although this was a little more tolerable i guess

TRASH METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mm//

this is very 1337

It was not very good.

"i'd tap that also"

why don't you take a seat over there...

Song was boring & bad, but not terrible. At least, the part up to the first chorus was. There might be a guitar solo for the rest of the song and I wouldn't know

I've heard worse, much worse.

Song is good but she died out it seems.