from their upcoming album Abrahadabra.

Deja vu much? Wasn't this posted earlier today?

Again, vid is hilariously bad

Haven't they written this song before?

LOLvideo

what's with all the milk and white fur coats???

white metal

white semen

White (power) Metal

White supremacy metal

Now you're just being a racist, I was simply implying power metal : P.

I see a guy playing a piano, but I don't hear one. Also, why are they dressed up as a pimped out Kratos?

wtf my article disappeared overnight

way to go mods, a nigga can't even story scout no mo

Haters gonna hate.

i thought that was pretty badass, tbh.

Better than the typical in the forest looking menacing in the darkness 5 minute video.


White Metal [2]

Who's the new girl with the chipmunk voice? I miss Vortex already...

Let's face it, no bm music video will ever match Call of the Wintermoon.

the music was pretty good, but the video... ugh

ahahaha oh dear

i must admit though

i like the last minute of the song

you know, where the female vocals aren't fucking terrible

i think the outfits are kinda badass...

but LOL at 2:13 where they all bunch up and all stare at the camera lmfao

and ya last minute of the song was badass

cant hear cause I'm at work, but those costumes especially Shagraths look ridiculous.

I lol'd

Again; this song is awesome.

The end is catchy as all hell but the rest of it is either average or terrible.

Video is LOLBAD. But holy shit Agnete from Animal Alpha... I love that band! Check out their videos, it's brilliant. That's a shame they disbanded last year.

Song is pretty decent, not their best but not their worst.
But video is comedy gold. Actually, all their videos are comedy gold, I can't watch them without laughing.

cradle of borgir

ya mean cradle of burgers? mmm, burgers...

y not bucket

"Abrahadabra"

i swear there are so many bad titles as of late

I thought that the name abrahadabra was gey until I read that it means As I speak, I create. which is kinda sick. Song is sick too.
FLAME SHIELD ON

With those costumes, they should change thier name to Disco Borgir.

Disco Borgir

Has a nice ring to it.
BTW, nice pic you have there, grog

Yeah when I was watching the video i saw that face and was like LOLOLOLOL THERES MY AVATAH.

He is in Dimmu?^

Sick title now

I did a spit take when i saw it. Best part of the video for sure

The costumes are just plain awful...white fur coats with tastles and rhinestones and fur boots...

DISCO LIVES. AND IT'S KVLT

Disco ist Krieg

I'm not even going to watch the video because the song sucks ass.

nah man, watch the video. it's hilaribad

So bad, its decent...

[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/2ywha35.jpg[/IMG]

THE KEY IS IN MY HANDS

i refuse to believe that they're trying anymore, they've got to be trolling us

holy shit that pic will haunt me. say hello to a sleepless night...
Ya, this has got to be a joke. NO WAY these guys can take themselves seriously. NO FUCKING WAY

holy shit that pic will haunt me. say hello to a sleepless night...
Ya, this has got to be a joke. NO WAY these guys can take themselves seriously. NO FUCKING WAY

now this is just lol

The beginning makes me think of Zelda and Majoras Mask or something (sp?)

Also lol if they gig in this. Summer is going to be great for them.

lool the pimps of black metal

the fuck was that???????

now this is just lol

HAHAHA. Oh geez.

Shagrath is such a pimp, yo.

Hahahahaha I like Dimmu and everything, but they look ridiculous.

Updated my avatar accordingly.

DarkNoctus just made a new meme

[IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4605/iseewhatyoudiddimmu.jpg[/IMG]

i'm churning these out like a factory

Great video, especially the milk filled bathtub.

keep em coming, DarkNoctus. At least until a mod deletes them.

More...

GO UNTIL YOU GET BANNED

THEN CREATE AN ALT AND KEEP GOING

whos fuckin cowboy bob over here
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[IMG]http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3881/donotdimmu.jpg[/IMG]

yessir

@darknoctus: OH GOD PLEASE someone makes a gif of this bit! the look on his face is gold.
The caption fits perfectly by the way.

Was talking bout the "i see what you did there" obviously.

Also pause at 0:51 lol

"So what do you need for the next videoclip?"

"A hangar, a fog machine, a bathtub, a lot of milk and fake blood, some flour and red spices, organs,
hot chicks, doves, a high-speed camera and viking costumes."

"WTF????"

the pimps of black metal

[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/2n9ixqb.jpg[/IMG]

I had to contribute.

I didn't really see anything wrong with the video tbh

pretty good song tbh, i liked it.

but that stupid bitch will never replace Vortex

This is a trailer for anew Disney adaptation. Snow Shagrath and the 5 White Dwarfs

DO NOT WANT

[IMG]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2168/myfavoritecolorisham.jpg[/IMG]

too much time on my hands i swear

Noctus is officially my hero. Keep up the good work!

where can I get one of those stylish tentacle helmets? Nothing says grim and frostbitten like a squid on your head

Crown yourself the king of tenticle rape.

i always thought Shagrath was a strange one

I don't get it is this 101 Dalmations.

Milk Metal.

Honestly, the song is the best thing they've done since Enthrone Darkness, which really isn't saying much. Still, video is so bad, mall-goth theatrics and essentially the same formula as their last 5 attempts to make one.

It started off well, but it just slipped into sounding like everything else they've made. The female vocalist is far from what would fit in this music, though she does get better as the song moves along.
All in all, if this is a representation of what will be on the new album, it's nothing new.

Gaga must have given them her wardrobe artist for this one

chick is kinda hawt

I actually really like the chicks vocals. They really help disperse the monotony of average shagrath grows. I also think I like her vox more than vortex's because she has more range, especially with the weird ass witch lady vox in the beginning. Altough I dont like vortex too much because every video i have seen of him live is shit

even when he hit himself in the forehead with the head of his bass until he bled and then headbanged the blood everywhere?

Hm. Although this is reminiscent of Evanescence

Song wasnt to shabby though, especially the outro but yeah this was hilarious that chick scares me.

With these pimp-tastic costumes its running for best and most ridiculous video with Behemoths Tasty priest sex and flys

lol

Im talking about his singing skills live. Hes all over the place with his cleans. That is pretty silly though.

yeah he;s shit live.
Funny video though. I just added a few pictures of them looking ridiculous to their Facebook page, and noticed someone added "Fuck bitches, get money" already there. Lawl.

"I don't get it is this 101 Dalmations."

Glad to see im not the only one that thought of Cruella when i saw the new girl

nothing like a bald bassist with a mustache!
what are they spending their money on?! the costumes or drugs?

....all i can think about when i watch it is milk

white is teh new BLACK

this is the new wave of glam metal

more like glamm metal, amrite?

@Nomos

'Twas I!

haha nice Light. I added the long one width wise with their stupid faces :>

oh there she is

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=5519673&fbid=429493776567&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=271847211041&id=593396567

lol at this entire thread

FIRST WAVE OF TROO GLAMM METAL.

GLAM WHITE METAL GENTS
PREPARE THY ANUSES

glam crackers