two words, super gangsta.

cool

He passed out from weed? Weak shit.

I thought this was about the Bluth family.

Damnit, now they will have more weed propaganda.

I like that the article made no mention of him quiting drugs, but instead went on to say that he has "since then quit driving."

Oh he's going to have fun in prison..if...if...you know what I mean :>

never gonna daaance agaaaaain

George michael was going to take the mj and smoke it like a cigarette

lol

8 weeks because of two joints...

i drive high all the time

"never gonna daaance agaaaaain"

Moar like "Never gonna drive agaaaaain."

Lol funny shit

Props if you get this one:

"It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette."

At least he wasn't in another damn public outdoor restroom again.

there's nothing harder to give up than driving. everyone i knew had their lives ruined by driving. they always had to get their fix. some of them even died. and now more and more kids all over the world are driving. it's a sad state of affairs.

"He has since quit driving."

funniest part of the news

lololololololol

I thought this was about the Bluth family.

Prancing is NOT a crime u fool! ok?

Thought it was gonna be another bathroom incident...

"Oh he's going to have fun in prison..if...if...you know what I mean :>"

So because he's gay he'll like prison? You're a homophobic idiot.

Funniest news in ages! Probably wont carry out the whole sentence though. Legend!

honestly though everyone should drive high, itd make the road an awesome place

George Michael is an O.G.

At least he wasn't blowing a gay meathead in the bathroom of a beach in South Florida this time.

kids these days and their marijuana cigarettes

"He has since quit driving"

What the hell? He quits driving instead of drugs? Does not compute...

"I thought this was about the Bluth family."

Haha that was my first thought as well.

anyone else read this news headline in Jason Bateman's voice?

"And that's when Michael realized that it was NOT his son that was arrested, but really the famous pop singer George Michael."

Edit. / Haha, just like that.

"And that's when Michael realized that it was NOT his son that was arrested, but really the famous pop singer George Michael."

Hahahahahaha so awesome

lol

Remember kids! Don't toke and drive.

he'll be the first one to intentionally 'drop the soap'.

"crashing his car into a branch of Snappy Snaps "

Is Snappy snaps a type of tree?

Know your dope fiend

A few years back I had to use a city park public toilet and some dude started tapping his foot under my door. I quickly finished up and he was still lurking, so I just pussy-footed it out of there with my eyes to the ground.

@Davey: Hi, my names George Michael, and what your about to see is....

Scenario:
George Michael wakes up at 12pm with a mouthful of cigarette butts and no recollection of the previous evening. He goes and sits at the computer, and googles his name on impulse. He then sees the news headlines.

George: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

driving stoned = not dangerous.
driving drunk = very dangerous.

anybody make any prison rape jokes yet?

I know that everyone always says weed makes them better at everything, but I'm not going to lie, I can't drive for shit when I'm blown.

"even the tree he crashed into sounds fruity."

funniest comment in a thread full of lol

He passed out from weed? Weak shit.