| Quicksand Interiors | 4.0 |
| James Blake Playing Robots Into Heaven | 4.5 |
| “groove-lacking” motherfucker did you LISTEN to Fall Back |
| Periphery Periphery V: Djent is Not a Genre | 2.0 |
| Narrow Head Moments of Clarity | 4.0 |
| Kelela Raven | 4.5 |
| she?s the best doing it rn |
| Soul Blind Feel It All Around | 3.0 |
| Vein.fm This World Is Going to Ruin You | 4.0 |
| Fleshwater We're Not Here To Be Loved | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Cave In Heavy Pendulum | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean Deathrattle Sing for Me | 4.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer | 2.0 |
| Beach Bunny Emotional Creature | 3.5 |
| Alexisonfire Otherness | 4.0 |
| "wahhhhhhh the production is horrible the vocals are buried wahhhhh" bitch have you ever felt the touch of a woman |
| Northlane Obsidian | 3.5 |
| Greyhaven This Bright and Beautiful World | 4.0 |
| Animals As Leaders Parrhesia | 2.5 |
| Belmont Aftermath | 1.0 |
| 1 star on principle for country girl, the only song i've heard or will hear from this record, one of the most cynically written, disgustingly manufactured-for-tik-tok-success songs i've ever heard. fuck outta here |
| Cloakroom Dissolution Wave | 4.0 |
| Volumes Happier? | 3.5 |
| Taking Meds Terrible News From Wonderful Men | 4.0 |
| Thrice Horizons/East | 4.0 |
| Foxing Draw Down the Moon | 2.5 |
| Hail the Sun New Age Filth | 3.0 |
| Holding Absence The Greatest Mistake of My Life | 3.0 |
| James Blake James Blake | 4.0 |
| James Blake Overgrown | 3.5 |
| ERRA ERRA | 3.5 |
| Architects For Those That Wish to Exist | 1.5 |
| James Blake The Colour in Anything | 4.5 |
| Narrow Head 12th House Rock | 4.0 |
| DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ Charmed | 4.5 |
| D'Angelo Voodoo | 4.5 |
| Emma Ruth Rundle and Thou May Our Chambers Be Full | 4.0 |
| Nothing The Great Dismal | 4.0 |
| James Blake Before | 4.0 |
| Hundredth Somewhere Nowhere | 3.5 |
| Into It. Over It. Figure | 4.0 |
| Fit for a King The Path | 1.0 |
| Misery Signals Ultraviolet | 3.5 |
| Neck Deep All Distortions Are Intentional | 1.0 |
| Lianne La Havas Lianne La Havas | 4.0 |
| Trapt Shadow Work | 1.0 |
| Hum You'd Prefer an Astronaut | 4.0 |
| Remo Drive A Portrait Of An Ugly Man | 1.0 |
| Hum Inlet | 4.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View | 4.0 |
| Loathe The Cold Sun | 2.5 |
| Makaya McCraven Where We Come From | 4.5 |
| Turnover Altogether | 3.5 |
| Freddie Gibbs and The Alchemist Alfredo | 3.5 |
| Cloakroom Time Well | 4.0 |
| O'Brother You and I | 4.0 |
| Exotic Animal Petting Zoo Tree of Tongues | 4.5 |
| Vasudeva Generator | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon | 3.5 |
| Every Time I Die Hot Damn! | 4.5 |
| August Burns Red Guardians | 2.0 |
| https://media.giphy.com/media/NMHpkm0MPar2U/giphy.gif |
| Jon Hopkins Singularity | 4.0 |
| Jon Hopkins Immunity | 4.5 |
| Hot Tub Boys What's Your Damage | 3.5 |
| Invent Animate Greyview | 2.0 |
| Soccer Mommy Color Theory | 3.5 |
| Polaris The Death of Me | 2.5 |
| Park Hye Jin If U Want It | 4.0 |
| Microwave Keeping Up | 3.5 |
| Denzel Curry and Kenny Beats Unlocked | 4.0 |
| Loathe I Let It In And It Took Everything | 4.0 |
| this is so much better than their first record it's basically unquantifiable |
| Caspian On Circles | 4.0 |
| Failure Magnified | 4.0 |
| Shinichiro Yokota I Know You Like It | 4.0 |
| Misery Signals Of Malice and the Magnum Heart | 4.5 |
| XXXTENTACION Bad Vibes Forever | 1.0 |
| Floating Points Crush | 4.0 |
| Origami Angel Somewhere City | 3.5 |
| Counterparts Nothing Left to Love | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean All Hail | 4.0 |
| Seizures Reverie of the Revolving Diamond | 4.5 |
| City and Colour A Pill For Loneliness | 4.0 |
| SeeYouSpaceCowboy The Correlation Between Entrance And Exit Wounds | 3.5 |
| Car Bomb Mordial | 4.0 |
| blink-182 Nine | 1.5 |
| Sturgill Simpson Sound and Fury | 4.0 |
| ((( O ))) ((( 1 ))) | 4.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire | 1.0 |
| Cult of Luna Vertikal | 4.0 |
| 100 Gecs 1000 gecs | 3.5 |
| "well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb" - patrick star |
| Microwave Death is a Warm Blanket | 4.0 |
| Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue | 3.5 |
| Tool Fear Inoculum | 2.0 |
"I had to go back and remove a lot of my criticisms. You have to listen to this album at least
three times before you start to understand how to approach it. It is long form and you have to
look at it more like a Yob or ISIS album. This is definitely their most epic music to date. TOOL's
mastery of timing and unorthodox song structure is mind bending. This record morphs after each
listen until you understand the complete magnitude of what has been accomplished. This album on
first glance seems boring and uninspired but the more you retrain your mind on how to listen the
more you realize that is the furthest thing from what this album is."
this is indistinguishable from that rick and morty copypasta |
| Telefon Tel Aviv Map of What Is Effortless | 4.0 |
| Wage War Pressure | 1.0 |
| Jay Som Anak Ko | 3.5 |
| Oso Oso Basking in the glow | 4.0 |
| Banks III | 4.0 |
| State Faults Clairvoyant | 4.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer Mother Nature | 4.5 |
| Motionless in White Disguise | 1.0 |
| Narco Debut Strange and Ever - Changing Depths | 4.5 |
| Car Bomb Meta | 4.0 |
| Snooze Familiaris | 4.0 |
| Lobby Boxer Eugene's Preference | 4.0 |
| Jesus Piece Only Self | 4.0 |
| Brutus (BE) Nest | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan | 3.0 |
| I Prevail TRAUMA | 1.0 |
| PUP Morbid Stuff | 4.0 |
| Simple Creatures Strange Love | 1.0 |
| James Blake Assume Form | 4.0 |
| State Champs Living Proof | 1.0 |
| Failure The Heart Is a Monster | 3.5 |
| Failure In The Future Your Body Will Be The Furthest Thing From Your Mind | 4.0 |
| Failure Fantastic Planet | 4.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 4.5 |
| ERRA Neon | 2.0 |
| Wicca Phase Springs Eternal Suffer On | 3.5 |
| Emarosa Peach Club | 3.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Amo | 2.0 |
| The 1975 A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships | 4.0 |
"More music for infantile bubble dwellers who propose the masses eat cake and listen to absolute
fucking shit."
there we go folks the single edgiest soundoff in the history of sputnikmusic |
| Moving Mountains Moving Mountains | 4.5 |
| Memphis May Fire Broken | 1.0 |
| Emery Eve | 4.0 |
| Silent Planet When the End Began | 2.5 |
| Daughters You Won't Get What You Want | 4.5 |
| this album is like if swans were good and didn't have a rapist singer! |
| Atreyu In Our Wake | 1.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria Vaxis I: The Unheavenly Creatures | 4.0 |
| Beartooth Disease | 1.5 |
| we really still doin this shit huh |
| The Story So Far Proper Dose | 4.0 |
| Fit for a King Dark Skies | 2.5 |
| KEN mode Loved | 4.0 |
| Ariana Grande Sweetener | 3.5 |
| Mom Jeans. Puppy Love | 1.5 |
| The Amity Affliction Misery | 1.0 |
| Frontierer Unloved | 4.0 |
| Birds in Row We Already Lost the World | 4.5 |
| Bjork Volta | 2.5 |
| Bjork Medulla | 4.0 |
| Bjork Biophilia | 3.5 |
| Bjork Post | 4.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 5.0 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 4.5 |
| Denzel Curry TA13OO | 4.0 |
| Mouse On The Keys Tres | 3.5 |
| Hopesfall Arbiter | 4.0 |
| Zao The Well-Intentioned Virus | 4.0 |
| Night Verses From the Gallery of Sleep | 4.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Gravity | 1.0 |
| Vein.fm Errorzone | 4.5 |
| Zeal and Ardor Stranger Fruit | 3.5 |
| O'Brother Disillusion | 4.0 |
| Trap Them Darker Handcraft | 4.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection | 3.0 |
| Kanye West ye | 1.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch And Justice for None | 1.0 |
| Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino | 2.0 |
| Parkway Drive Reverence | 1.0 |
| Janelle Monae Dirty Computer | 4.0 |
how come whenever sputbros hear an album from a woman artist with opinions of their own they act like that
artist told them personally that they have a tiny dick
actually that would be hilarious |
| Post Malone beerbongs and bentleys | 2.5 |
| *dunkey voice* 10 outta 5 issa mastapeece |
| The Armed Only Love | 4.5 |
there are a lot of albums where people say "this album is wild" and it's not really.
this album is wild |
| TesseracT Sonder | 3.5 |
| Hop Along Bark Your Head Off, Dog | 4.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Ember | 2.0 |
| Norma Jean The Anti Mother | 3.5 |
| Saba Care For Me | 4.0 |
| PROM / KING are you fucking kidding me??? |
| Soccer Mommy Clean | 3.0 |
| The Wonder Years Sister Cities | 3.0 |
| no closer to making a great album |
| Underoath Erase Me | 2.0 |
| Blessthefall Hard Feelings | 1.5 |
| Greyhaven Empty Black | 4.0 |
| I the Mighty Where the Mind Wants to Go / Where You Let it Go | 3.5 |
| Less Art Strangled Light | 4.0 |
| Moose Blood I Don't Think I Can Do This Anymore | 1.5 |
| Thrice Major/Minor | 4.0 |
| Teenage Wrist Chrome Neon Jesus | 2.5 |
| Moving Mountains Pneuma | 4.5 |
| Hum Downward Is Heavenward | 5.0 |
| O'Brother Garden Window | 4.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Asking Alexandria | 1.5 |
| Camp Cope How to Socialise and Make Friends | 4.0 |
| Rain City Drive Beautiful Death | 1.5 |
| unrepentant rapist jonny craig melodically stumbles through 10 borin' ass tunes yet again |
| Pianos Become the Teeth Wait For Love | 4.0 |
| Kelela Take Me Apart | 4.0 |
| Good Tiger We Will All be Gone | 2.5 |
| Microwave Stovall | 3.5 |
| Rich Brian Amen | 3.5 |
| Of Mice and Men Defy | 1.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer The Dangerous Summer | 3.5 |
| Closure in Moscow First Temple | 4.0 |
| Camp Cope Camp Cope | 4.0 |
| Glassjaw Material Control | 4.0 |
| Converge The Dusk in Us | 4.0 |
| imagine giving this album a low score before it even comes out go listen to fuckin August burns red or Miss may I you fuckin weasel nerd |
| Sade Diamond Life | 4.5 |
| Trivium The Sin and the Sentence | 3.5 |
| Balance and Composure The Things We Think We're Missing | 3.5 |
| Propagandhi Victory Lap | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive The Amulet | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Phantom Anthem | 2.0 |
| august burns red release the same album for the 5th time in a row |
| Sleeping With Sirens Gossip | 1.0 |
| Nothing More The Stories We Tell Ourselves | 3.5 |
| Turnover Good Nature | 3.5 |
| Stray from the Path Only Death Is Real | 3.0 |
| PVRIS All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Villains | 3.5 |
| Hundred Suns The Prestaliis | 3.5 |
| SZA Ctrl | 4.0 |
| Wage War Deadweight | 2.0 |
| this shit is so damn dull. when the chorus of track 2 came in my eyes rolled so far back into my head i had to undergo surgery to fix them. come on fellas we can fuckin do better than this |
| Circa Survive Violent Waves | 3.0 |
| Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise | 4.0 |
| Silverstein Dead Reflection | 3.0 |
| Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Ex Lives | 3.5 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.5 |
| Stone Sour Hydrograd | 1.5 |
| congrats to "taipei person/allah tea" for becoming the new worst song title in the history of recorded music |
| Eidola To Speak, to Listen | 3.5 |
| Planes Mistaken for Stars Prey | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die Low Teens | 4.5 |
| Every Time I Die The Big Dirty | 4.0 |
| All Time Low Last Young Renegade | 1.5 |
| Rise Against Wolves | 3.5 |
| Bryson Tiller True To Self | 2.0 |
| '68 Two Parts Viper | 4.5 |
| In Flames Colony | 4.0 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.5 |
| Papa Roach Crooked Teeth | 1.5 |
| All That Remains Madness | 1.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) 8 | 3.0 |
| Mastodon Emperor of Sand | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band More Scared of You Than You Are of Me | 4.0 |
| the smith street band are the greatest rock n roll band in the history of music |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.0 |
| Converge No Heroes | 3.5 |
| Converge You Fail Me Redux | 4.5 |
| Front Porch Step I Never Loved Before I Found You | 1.0 |
| Xenia Rubinos Black Terry Cat | 4.0 |
| City and Colour Sometimes | 4.0 |
| City and Colour Little Hell | 4.0 |
| City and Colour The Hurry and the Harm | 3.0 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 4.5 |
| Saosin Along the Shadow | 3.5 |
| Train A Girl A Bottle A Boat | 1.0 |
| AFI Sing the Sorrow | 4.0 |
| AFI Burials | 3.5 |
| AFI Crash Love | 3.0 |
| Propagandhi Failed States | 4.0 |
| Betraying the Martyrs The Resilient | 1.5 |
| From Indian Lakes Everything Feels Better Now | 4.0 |
| From Indian Lakes Absent Sounds | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive Juturna | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive On Letting Go | 4.5 |
| Dryjacket For Posterity | 3.5 |
| AFI AFI (The Blood Album) | 3.5 |
| White Lung Paradise | 4.0 |
| this is tight yo |
| J. Cole 4 Your Eyez Only | 2.0 |
| Bad Rabbits American Nightmare | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd Starboy | 3.0 |
| Rx Bandits The Resignation | 4.5 |
| In Flames Battles | 2.0 |
| Attila Chaos | 1.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Mothership | 2.5 |
| Catfish and the Bottlemen The Ride | 1.5 |
| Balance and Composure Light We Made | 3.5 |
| Microwave Much Love | 3.5 |
| would be a hard 4 if I could hear the damn vocals on some of these tracks |
| Banks The Altar | 4.0 |
| this is gonna be a 7 (out of 5) |
| The Sleeping Question & Answers | 4.0 |
| Too Close to Touch Haven't Been Myself | 3.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional | 4.0 |
| Bad Suns Disappear Here | 4.0 |
| Attila Outlawed | 1.0 |
| Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance | 4.0 |
| King 810 La Petite Mort or a Conversation With God | 1.0 |
| Taking Back Sunday Tidal Wave | 3.5 |
| for the first time in their careers, taking back sunday seem to know exactly what kind of band they want to be and sound damn good doing it too |
| Artifex Pereo Passengers | 3.0 |
| pretty vanilla phc but it has its moments. maybe it'll grow |
| Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair | 4.5 |
| Alexisonfire Alexisonfire | 4.0 |
| A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations | 2.5 |
| Of Mice and Men Cold World | 1.0 |
| this is damn close to a 1. imagine if breaking benjamin (in their current bad state) were the worst songwriters in the world |
| Now And On Earth Blacked Out | 2.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Happiness Is | 3.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Louder Now | 4.0 |
| Bad Omens Bad Omens | 2.5 |
| Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty | 3.0 |
| Norma Jean Polar Similar | 4.5 |
| sign me the FUCK up good shit goOD sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere right?there if i do?5ay so my self i rsay so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: rigHt therE) mMMMM ?O0??OOO rOooo000000 Good shit |
| Invent Animate Stillworld | 3.5 |
| Silent Planet Everything Was Sound | 3.0 |
| Skillet Unleashed | 1.0 |
| Jeremih Late Nights: Europe | 3.5 |
| Vanna All Hell | 2.0 |
| dollar store metalcore with a truly grating screaming vocalist, terrible lyrics, and three days grace choruses. nooooo thanks |
| Chevelle The North Corridor | 3.5 |
| an album by the band chevelle |
| Night Verses Lift Your Existence | 3.5 |
| Night Verses Into the Vanishing Light | 4.5 |
| this is comically good. band is on another level from their peers |
| Walk Through Fire Breathe | 1.5 |
| Emarosa 131 | 4.0 |
| transitioned into this sound very nicely. about as good a modern rock record as you will find. |
| Coasts Coasts (LP) | 1.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles | 4.0 |
| Chance the Rapper Coloring Book | 3.5 |
| letlive. If I'm the Devil... | 2.5 |
| pretty handily their worst album. a lot of new ideas (for them) here. some work. just as many don't. |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Parallel Lives | 4.0 |
| O'Brother Endless Light | 4.0 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 3.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Migrant | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading | 4.5 |
| Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere | 4.0 |
| J. Cole 2014 Forest Hills Drive | 2.5 |
| Beyonce Lemonade | 4.0 |
| Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman | 4.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Tree City Sessions | 3.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.5 |
| Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us | 2.5 |
| incredibly boring album. all the songs sound like they could have been pulled from the last album and they mostly sound the same. they can do better |
| Andy Black The Shadow Side | 1.5 |
| PUP The Dream Is Over | 4.5 |
| Issues Headspace | 3.0 |
| Drake Views | 3.5 |
| J Dilla Donuts | 4.5 |
| John Mayer Trio Try! | 4.5 |
| Team Sleep Woodstock Sessions, Vol. 4 | 4.0 |
| ERRA Drift | 2.5 |
| Deftones Gore | 3.5 |
| Norma Jean Redeemer | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean O' God, the Aftermath | 4.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 1.5 |
| Asking Alexandria The Black | 1.5 |
| Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny | 2.0 |
| BJ the Chicago Kid In My Mind | 3.0 |
| dvsn Sept. 5th | 3.5 |
| HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE |
| Nine Lashes Ascend | 1.0 |
| making pop music is not a bad thing guysrbut making shitty pop music is, and that's exactly what nine lashes have done here |
| Into It. Over It. Standards | 4.0 |
| will probably bump this. just superb. easily his best album under the iioi name |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.5 |
| Hands Like Houses Dissonants | 2.5 |
| The 1975 I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It | 3.5 |
| Lobby Boxer Big Bucks | 4.0 |
| After the Burial Dig Deep | 4.0 |
| Fightstar Grand Unification | 3.5 |
| Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back | 4.0 |
| Anchor and Braille Songs for the Late Night Drive Home | 4.0 |
| Alexisonfire Live at Copps | 4.5 |
| one of the best post hardcore bands playing the best 24 song set imaginable, wonder how that went |
| Rihanna ANTI | 3.5 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Tawk Tomahawk | 4.0 |
| Basement Promise Everything | 3.5 |
| blinded bye is the 2nd best song on here don't listen to that other guy |
| Dream Theater The Astonishing | 2.0 |
i for one am shocked this underwhelming self indulgent prog rock album with a terrible story that hasn't been out
for a week yet has recieved like fifteen 5s on sputnikmusic dot com |
| Jeremih Late Nights | 3.5 |
| The 1975 The 1975 | 2.5 |
| Drake Nothing Was the Same | 3.5 |
| Drake If You're Reading This It's Too Late | 3.5 |
| The Weeknd Echoes of Silence | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd Trilogy | 3.5 |
| The Weeknd House of Balloons | 4.5 |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 2.5 |
| Panic! at the Disco Death of a Bachelor | 3.0 |
| Polar Bear Club Clash Battle Guilt Pride | 4.0 |
| Bryson Tiller T R A P S O U L | 3.5 |
| Alexisonfire Dog's Blood | 4.0 |
| Circa Survive Descensus | 4.0 |
| Baroness Purple | 4.0 |
| this is gonna be sick as fuck i feel it in my bones |
| The Neighbourhood Wiped Out! | 3.5 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Escape the Fate Hate Me | 1.5 |
| The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band Sunshine and Technology | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River | 4.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| i didn't pay money for this and i still want my money back |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
| Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes Blossom | 3.5 |
| Adele 25 | 3.5 |
| Justin Bieber Purpose | 3.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Delirium | 3.5 |
| 10 Years The Autumn Effect | 4.0 |
| 10 Years Division | 3.5 |
| 10 Years Feeding the Wolves | 2.5 |
| Icarus the Owl Pilot Waves | 3.5 |
| City and Colour If I Should Go Before You | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun | 4.0 |
| The Neighbourhood I Love You. | 3.0 |
| Oranges Taxonomy | 2.5 |
| Rae Sremmurd SremmLife | 1.5 |
| Meg Myers Sorry | 3.0 |
| Defeater Abandoned | 3.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Lights | 4.0 |
| Ellie Goulding Halcyon | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit | 2.0 |
| John Mayer Continuum | 4.5 |
| Lianne La Havas Blood | 4.0 |
| The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North | 4.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch Got Your Six | 1.0 |
| Norma Jean Meridional | 4.0 |
| Florence and the Machine Lungs | 4.5 |
| Florence and the Machine Ceremonials | 4.0 |
| Underoath Define the Great Line | 3.5 |
| The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven | 3.0 |
| album is ok but they are one more album like this away from being a parody of themselves |
| Rain City Drive Routine Breathing | 2.5 |
| Dead Letter Circus Aesthesis | 3.0 |
| Northlane Node | 3.5 |
| Alexisonfire Watch Out! | 4.5 |
| Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals | 3.5 |
| Front Porch Step Aware | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 1.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Venom | 2.0 |
| In Flames Clayman | 4.0 |
| Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse | 2.0 |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Bleed American | 3.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Futures | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Invented | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light | 2.5 |
| Knuckle Puck Copacetic | 2.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 3.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Rated R | 4.0 |
| Underoath Ø (Disambiguation) | 4.5 |
| Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation | 4.0 |
| Saint Asonia Saint Asonia | 1.5 |
| Alabama Shakes Sound & Color | 4.0 |
| Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us | 3.0 |
| Soically they are miles ahead of Beatles |
| Attila Guilty Pleasure | 1.0 |
| Alexisonfire Crisis | 5.0 |
| Mouse On The Keys The Flowers of Romance | 4.5 |
| this is everything i wanted it to be and more |
| Veil of Maya Matriarch | 2.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 4.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Just Like You | 1.0 |
| Beyonce Beyonce | 3.5 |
| Miguel Wildheart | 3.5 |
| Citizen Everybody Is Going to Heaven | 3.0 |
| Being as an Ocean Being As An Ocean | 2.5 |
| "i remember your love as the inordinate aroma of cigarettes hits my senses bla bla bla your body is like a pulchritudinous and effervescent chrysanthemum bla bla how the fuck are kids still listening to this"ri haven't laughed this fucking hard in years |
| The Story So Far The Story So Far | 3.5 |
| Refused Freedom | 2.0 |
| The Reign of Kindo Rhythm, Chord & Melody | 4.5 |
| The Reign of Kindo This Is What Happens | 4.0 |
| Mutemath Armistice | 3.5 |
| Mutemath Mutemath | 4.0 |
| Mutemath Odd Soul | 4.5 |
| August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places | 2.5 |
| Tremonti Cauterize | 3.0 |
| Senses Fail Pull the Thorns from Your Heart | 3.5 |
| I the Mighty Connector | 4.0 |
| The Ongoing Concept Handmade | 4.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn | 2.0 |
| it's a breaking benjamin album all right rEDIT: bumping down, this is bland as fucking shit |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 1.0 |
| Muse Drones | 2.5 |
| 12 Stones Beneath the Scars | 1.5 |
| Title Fight Hyperview | 2.5 |
| Florence and the Machine How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 4.5 |
| Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together | 3.5 |
| Four Year Strong Four Year Strong | 3.5 |
| Senses Fail Renacer | 4.0 |
| Haste the Day Coward | 4.5 |
| this is the hardest riffing album of 2015 |
| Three Days Grace Human | 1.5 |
| Eidola Degeneraterra | 3.0 |
Wow guys! This album changed my life! Probably the greatest album of all time!!!
jk no fucking way but this is pretty good tho |
| In Hearts Wake Skydancer | 2.5 |
| Polyphia Muse | 2.5 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon | 4.5 |
| 10 Years From Birth to Burial | 3.5 |
| Emery You Were Never Alone | 4.0 |
| don't listen to the dude that says there's 3 good songs he's like dumb and shit |
| Sworn In The Lovers / The Devil | 2.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification | 3.5 |
| Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings | 3.0 |
| Emarosa Versus | 3.0 |
| Skillet Comatose | 3.0 |
| Skillet Collide | 3.0 |
| Volumes Via | 3.5 |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 2.0 |
| Glassjaw Worship and Tribute | 4.5 |
| Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles) | 4.5 |
| Red (USA) Until We Have Faces | 3.0 |
| Red (USA) End of Silence | 3.5 |
| Red (USA) Innocence and Instinct | 4.0 |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic | 2.0 |
| Monuments (UK) The Amanuensis | 4.5 |
| Red (USA) Of Beauty and Rage | 4.0 |
| so this is legit |
| Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal | 3.0 |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto | 3.5 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Omega | 4.0 |
| In Hearts Wake Earthwalker | 3.5 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha | 3.5 |
| Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho | 1.5 |
| Luke James Luke James | 4.0 |
| shit's so cash |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape | 4.5 |
| Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters One by One | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters In Your Honor | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace | 3.5 |
| Foo Fighters Wasting Light | 4.0 |
| Foo Fighters Sonic Highways | 2.5 |
| Black Map ...And We Explode | 4.0 |
| yo, why's no one talking about this? shit's badass |
| Dream Theater Dream Theater | 2.5 |
| Rise Against The Black Market | 3.0 |
| The Ghost Inside Dear Youth | 3.5 |
| Banks Goddess | 4.5 |
| ERRA Moments of Clarity | 4.0 |
| rules |
| Taproot Our Long Road Home | 3.5 |
| The Audition Great Danger | 3.5 |
| The Audition Self-Titled Album | 2.5 |
| The Audition Champion | 3.5 |
| The Audition Controversy Loves Company | 3.5 |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Bloom and Breathe | 4.0 |
| holy shit |
| Nonpoint The Return | 3.5 |
| Dirty Loops Loopified | 3.5 |
| this band is absurd in the best possible way |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 2.0 |
| Rx Bandits ...And the Battle Begun | 4.5 |
| Rx Bandits Mandala | 4.0 |
| Texas in July Bloodwork | 4.0 |
| Their best, and it's not really even up for debate |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 3.0 |
| In Flames Siren Charms | 2.0 |
| Invent Animate Everchanger | 3.5 |
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| Secret Band Secret Band | 3.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale | 2.0 |
| Volumes No Sleep | 3.5 |
| Prawn Kingfisher | 4.0 |
| Fireworks Oh, Common Life | 3.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Saturate | 3.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony | 2.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Phobia | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Meteora | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 1.5 |
| Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King | 4.5 |
| Miss May I Rise of the Lion | 2.0 |
| Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down | 4.5 |
| To The Wind Block Out The Sun and Sleep | 4.0 |
| Buckcherry Fuck | 1.0 |
| MAGIC! Don't Kill the Magic | 1.5 |
| Adelitas Way Stuck | 3.0 |
| Trivium In Waves | 4.0 |
| Rx Bandits Gemini, Her Majesty | 4.0 |
| Big Wreck Ghosts | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) If Not Now, When? | 3.5 |
| I, the Breather Life Reaper | 3.5 |
| album is straight up vicious. Does too much cockteasing of awesome riffs without expanding on them though |
| Nonpoint Nonpoint | 3.5 |
| Nonpoint Miracle | 3.5 |
| Nonpoint Vengeance | 2.0 |
| Nonpoint To the Pain | 4.0 |
| Nonpoint Recoil | 3.0 |
| Nonpoint Development | 3.0 |
| Nonpoint Statement | 3.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Seether Isolate And Medicate | 2.5 |
| Anberlin Lowborn | 3.5 |
| Velvet Covered Brick hnnnnnnng |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 4.0 |
| Bad Suns Language and Perspective | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade | 4.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 | 5.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness | 5.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 4.5 |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist | 4.5 |
| Deftones Adrenaline | 2.5 |
| Deftones Around the Fur | 4.5 |
| Deftones White Pony | 4.5 |
| Deftones Deftones | 5.0 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 2.5 |
| Beartooth Disgusting | 3.0 |
| Last song is cheesy as fuck but other than that this is A OK |
| Rain City Drive Through Art We Are All Equals | 2.0 |
| Powerman 5000 Builders of the Future | 1.5 |
| Hellyeah Hellyeah | 1.5 |
| Hellyeah Band of Brothers | 1.0 |
| Hellyeah Stampede | 1.0 |
| Veil of Maya Eclipse | 2.5 |
| Anberlin Blueprints for the Black Market | 2.5 |
| Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal | 3.5 |
| Anberlin Cities | 4.5 |
| Anberlin New Surrender | 3.0 |
| Anberlin Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place | 4.0 |
| Their / They're / There Analog Weekend | 3.5 |
| Their / They're / There Their / They're / There | 4.0 |
| Tycho Awake | 4.0 |
| Miss Fortune A Spark To Believe | 3.0 |
| vocals fantastic throughout |
| Swans To Be Kind | 2.5 |
| Trust Company Dreaming In Black and White | 3.5 |
| Trivium Shogun | 4.0 |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| Black Stone Cherry Magic Mountain | 2.0 |
| Framing Hanley The Sum of Who We Are | 3.5 |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic: Recalibrated | 1.5 |
| PUP PUP | 4.0 |
| Rise Against Revolutions per Minute | 4.5 |
| Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture | 5.0 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 4.5 |
| Rise Against Endgame | 3.0 |
| Rise Against Appeal to Reason | 2.5 |
| Bad Suns Transpose | 4.0 |
| Chevelle La Gárgola | 4.0 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance | 3.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Happiness | 4.5 |
| Architects Hollow Crown | 4.0 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 4.5 |
| Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In) | 3.5 |
| Chevelle Vena Sera | 4.0 |
| Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes | 3.5 |
| Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull | 3.5 |
| ERRA Augment | 4.0 |
| His voice isn't even that high and you will not find a band in this genre that writes better melodies and guitar leads |
| A Day To Remember Common Courtesy | 3.5 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You | 2.0 |
| Trivium Vengeance Falls | 2.5 |
| Album's alright but Matt Heafy still thinks he's a great singer even though he's really notrI would not be shocked if "To Believe" and "Villainy Thrives" were working Disturbed songs at some point |
| Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech | 3.5 |
| Honey Revenge though goddamn |
| Alter Bridge Fortress | 3.5 |
| The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation | 3.0 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder Innervisions | 5.0 |
| Enemies Embark Embrace | 3.5 |
| Decyfer Down Crash | 3.0 |
| Decyfer Down End of Grey | 3.5 |
| Decyfer Down Scarecrow | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 1.5 |
| Emery We Do What We Want | 3.0 |
| Emery The Weak's End | 3.5 |
| Emery The Question | 3.5 |
| Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail | 4.5 |
| Emery I'm Only A Man | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 2.0 |
| The Dangerous Summer Reach for the Sun | 5.0 |
| The Dangerous Summer War Paint | 4.5 |
| Gideon Milestone | 3.0 |
| Norma Jean Wrongdoers | 4.5 |
| The Dangerous Summer Golden Record | 3.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 1.0 |
| The Reign of Kindo Play With Fire | 4.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| Sick Puppies Connect | 2.0 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.0 |
| Glassjaw Coloring Book | 5.0 |
| Relient K Collapsible Lung | 2.5 |
| August Burns Red Rescue & Restore | 4.0 |
| Skillet Rise | 1.5 |
| letlive. The Blackest Beautiful | 4.0 |
| 27 Club, man. 27 Club. |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 4.5 |
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| Aero Chaos | 4.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Damage | 3.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | 3.5 |
| The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt | 3.5 |
| P.O.D. Murdered Love | 2.5 |
| The Story So Far What You Don't See | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension | 3.5 |
| Hinder Welcome to the Freakshow | 1.0 |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 4.0 |
| Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1 | 3.5 |
| Anberlin Vital | 4.0 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 1.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension | 4.0 |
| Papa Roach The Connection | 2.5 |
| Three Days Grace Transit of Venus | 2.0 |
| Skillet Awake | 1.5 |
| 10 Years Minus the Machine | 4.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria Neverender | 5.0 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 4.0 |
| Baroness Yellow and Green | 3.5 |
| letlive. Fake History (Re-Release) | 4.5 |
| Spineshank Anger Denial Acceptance | 2.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Challenger | 2.5 |
| Celldweller Wish Upon a Blackstar | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park Living Things | 2.5 |
| Gonna review this guy. Was much better than the first 2 released songs led me to believe. |
| Deuce Nine Lives | 1.0 |
| War of Ages Return To Life | 2.5 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 3.0 |
| Demon Hunter True Defiance | 3.0 |
| Emmure Slave To The Game | 1.0 |
| Taproot The Episodes | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 3.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 1.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin | 2.5 |
| My Darkest Days Sick and Twisted Affair | 2.0 |
| Janus Nox Aeris | 3.0 |
| One Direction Up All Night | 1.0 |
| Staind Staind | 3.0 |
| Sent By Ravens Mean What You Say | 2.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain | 4.0 |
| Attack Attack! This Means War | 2.5 |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 2.0 |
