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Death Grips No Love Deep Web4.0
Death Grips The Money Store3.5
Death Grips Exmilitary4.5
Fang Landshark/ Where the Wild Things Are5.0
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness5.0
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick4.5
Blasphemy Fallen Angel of Doom4.0
Immortal Battles in the North4.0
Immortal Pure Holocaust5.0
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism4.0
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos4.0
Bolt Thrower War Master3.5
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil4.0
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons4.0
Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags3.0
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.3.5
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive3.5
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath3.5
Darkthrone Hate Them3.5
Darkthrone Soulside Journey3.0
Darkthrone Plaguewielder3.0
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness3.5
Darkthrone Total Death3.5
Darkthrone Panzerfaust4.0
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger4.5
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon3.5
Venom Welcome to Hell3.5
Venom Black Metal3.5
Venom At War with Satan2.0
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky4.0
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark5.0
Bathory Blood Fire Death5.0
Grave Into the Grave5.0
Highly underrated Swedish death. Absolutely mandatory.
Entombed Wolverine Blues4.0
Entombed Left Hand Path4.5
Entombed Clandestine5.0
Immolation Close to a World Below5.0
TAD 8-Way Santa4.5
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering5.0
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back3.0
Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die4.5
Pere Ubu Why I Hate Women4.0
Pere Ubu Ray Gun Suitcase4.5
Pere Ubu Dub Housing5.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station5.0
A war is a pimple on the pope's pet dragon. bad vugum.
Neurosis Sovereign4.5
Zeni Geva Desire For Agony5.0
Zeni Geva Freedom Bondage5.0
Today Is the Day In the Eyes of God4.0
Today Is the Day Today Is the Day4.5
Today Is the Day Supernova4.5
Today Is the Day Willpower5.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope4.5
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb4.5
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer5.0
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard5.0
Brutal Truth Kill Trend Suicide4.0
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade4.5
Minutemen The Punch Line4.5
Lungfish Necrophones4.5
Lungfish Feral Hymns4.0
Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture5.0
Brainiac Bonsai Superstar5.0
The Clean Anthology5.0
feedtime Cooper-S4.5
feedtime Shovel5.0
Volcano Suns The Bright Orange Years4.5
Weedeater Sixteen Tons3.5
The Crucifucks L.D. Eye5.0
The Crucifucks Wisconsin5.0
The Crucifucks The Crucifucks5.0
Boredoms Pop Tatari5.0
Boredoms Soul Discharge5.0
Flipper Public Flipper Limited: Live 1980-19855.0
Autopsy Severed Survival4.0
Hellhammer Demon Entrails5.0
Proto Black Metal up your ass. This 50 characters per soundoff rule is bullshit.
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales4.5
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium2.0
Melvins Colossus of Destiny3.5
Melvins Sugar Daddy Live4.0
Pissed Jeans Hope for Men4.0
Wipers Land of the Lost4.5
Wipers Over the Edge5.0
Wipers Is This Real?5.0
Wipers Youth of America5.0
feedtime feedtime4.5
Unwound A Single History: 1991-19974.0
Unwound Fake Train4.5
Fugazi 13 Songs4.0
Ten Grand This Is The Way To Rule4.0
Pitchfork Eucalyptus3.0
Hot Snakes Peel Sessions3.5
Hot Snakes Thunder Down Under4.0
Chavez Better Days Will Haunt You4.5
NoMeansNo The Worldhood of the World (As Such)3.5
NoMeansNo Why Do They Call Me Mr. Happy?4.0
NoMeansNo Sex Mad4.5
NoMeansNo The Day Everything Became Isolated and Destroyed4.5
NoMeansNo 0 + 2 = 14.5
NoMeansNo Wrong5.0
Karp Action Chemistry4.5
Karp Mustaches Wild4.0
Karp Suplex4.0
Karp Self Titled LP4.5
Big Black Heartbeat3.5
Slint Slint4.0
Slint Tweez4.0
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu4.5
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime5.0
Polvo Exploded Drawing4.0
Polvo Celebrate the New Dark Age4.0
Polvo Today's Active Lifestyles4.0
Bailter Space Robot World4.5
Band of Susans Love Agenda4.5
Arcwelder Pull5.0
Tar Toast3.5
Tar Jackson5.0
Bitch Magnet Ben Hur4.5
Anyone who likes Slint's "Spiderland" should check this offering from the mighty Bitch Magnet.
Husker Du Warehouse: Songs and Stories2.0
Codeine Barely Real5.0
Bitch Magnet Umber5.0
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You4.0
Unwound Challenge For a Civilized Society4.0
Unwound Repetition5.0
Unwound The Future of What5.0
Unwound New Plastic Ideas4.5
Jawbreaker Dear You3.0
Jawbreaker Unfun3.0
Jawbreaker Bivouac5.0
Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy5.0
Fugazi 3 Songs3.0
Fugazi Margin Walker4.0
Fugazi Fugazi3.5
Fugazi Repeater4.0
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing3.5
Fugazi End Hits4.5
Fugazi The Argument4.5
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker4.5
Whitehouse Great White Death5.0
Fugazi Red Medicine5.0
His Hero Is Gone Monuments To Thieves5.0
Born Against The Rebel Sound of Shit and Failure5.0
Born Against Nine Patriotic Hymns For Children5.0
Hot Snakes Audit in Progress4.5
Hot Snakes Suicide Invoice5.0
Hot Snakes Automatic Midnight5.0
Joy Division Closer5.0
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures5.0
Godflesh Godflesh4.0
Killing Joke What's THIS For...!5.0
I prefer this album greatly to their classic self-titled debut. Much more sparse, but really fucking heavy.
U.S. Maple Long Hair in Three Stages5.0
Smog Dongs of Sevotion4.5
Smog Knock Knock4.5
Codeine The White Birch5.0
The perfect Winter band. Sublime, sad, and beautiful music.
Codeine Frigid Stars5.0
Bedhead WhatFunLifeWas4.5
Lungfish Artificial Horizon5.0
Lungfish Indivisible4.0
Lungfish Necklace of Heads3.5
Lungfish Talking Songs for Walking3.5
Lungfish Rainbows from Atoms4.0
Lungfish Pass and Stow5.0
Lungfish Sound in Time5.0
Oxbow Love That's Last: A Wholly Hypnographic and Distur4.0
Oxbow Fuckfest4.5
Oxbow King of the Jews4.0
Oxbow Let Me Be A Woman5.0
Oxbow Serenade In Red4.0
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground 1.5
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About2.5
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West2.5
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica2.0
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank1.0
Swans Feel Good Now3.5
Smog A River Ain't Too Much To Love5.0
Smog The Doctor Came at Dawn4.5
Bill Callahan Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle4.0
Smog Red Apple Falls5.0
Kid Cudi Man on the Moon: The End of Day2.0
Corrupted Se Hace Por Los Suenos Asesinos4.0
Khanate Khanate4.0
Khanate Things Viral4.5
The Fall Hex Enduction Hour5.0
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing4.5
Crass Stations of the Crass5.0
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version5.0
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method3.5
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull4.0
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I 3.5
Sleep Jerusalem4.5
Sleep Dopesmoker5.0
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain5.0
Black Sabbath Master of Reality4.5
Foo Fighters In Your Honor1.0
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace1.0
Foo Fighters Wasting Light1.0
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking1.0
Harvey Milk The Pleaser4.5
Harvey Milk Special Wishes4.5
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town4.0
Harvey Milk A Small Turn of Human Kindness4.0
Today Is the Day Axis of Eden1.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica5.0
Trout Mask Replica is like nourishing food for the ears; helps the brain grow big and strong.
Melvins Joe Preston3.5
Melvins King Buzzo4.0
Melvins Dale Crover4.0
Melvins Eggnog5.0
Melvins Ozma3.5
Melvins The Bootlicker3.5
Melvins The Crybaby3.0
Melvins Electroretard3.0
Melvins Houdini4.0
Melvins Honky3.0
Melvins Lysol5.0
Melvins Stoner Witch3.5
Melvins Bullhead5.0
Melvins The Maggot4.0
Melvins Hostile Ambient Takeover3.5
Melvins Pigs Of The Roman Empire3.5
Melvins A Senile Animal3.0
Tool Undertow1.0
Godflesh Pure4.0
Godflesh Selfless3.5
Godflesh Songs of Love and Hate2.5
Godflesh Us and Them3.0
Godflesh Hymns2.5
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun4.5
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets4.5
Neurosis and Jarboe Neurosis and Jarboe3.5
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm4.5
Neurosis Given to the Rising4.0
Swans Body To Body, Job To Job4.5
Swans Public Castration Is a Good Idea4.5
Swans Swans Are Dead4.5
Swans Greed3.5
Swans Holy Money4.0
Swans Children of God5.0
Swans The Burning World1.0
Swans Love of Life3.5
Swans The Great Annihilator4.0
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind4.5
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky4.0
Cherubs Heroin Man5.0
Black Flag Six Pack4.0
Black Flag Jealous Again4.5
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown4.5
Black Flag In My Head3.5
Black Flag Loose Nut3.0
Black Flag Damaged3.5
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out4.0
Cows Peacetika3.5
Cows Sorry in Pig Minor4.0
Cows Whorn3.0
The Jesus Lizard Bang4.0
The Jesus Lizard Lash3.0
The Jesus Lizard Pure2.5
The Jesus Lizard Head3.5
The Jesus Lizard Shot3.0
Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound3.5
Shellac 1000 Hurts4.0
Shellac Terraform4.5
People who think this album sucks need to suck my dick right here and now.
Shellac At Action Park4.0
The Birthday Party Prayers on Fire4.0
The Birthday Party Mutiny/The Bad Seed EP4.5
Scratch Acid The Greatest Gift4.5
Scratch Acid Berserker4.0
Scratch Acid Scratch Acid5.0
Scratch Acid Just Keep Eating3.5
Big Black The Hammer Party4.0
Big Black The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape4.0
Big Black Pigpile3.5
Big Black Lungs2.5
Big Black Headache3.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness1.5
Flipper Sex Bomb, Baby!4.5
Flipper Gone Fishin'4.5
The Jesus Lizard Down3.5
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Firstborn Is Dead3.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds From Her To Eternity3.5
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead1.0
Dead Moon Crack In The System4.0
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing2.5
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky2.5
Converge Halo in a Haystack2.0
Converge Axe to Fall3.5
Throbbing Gristle 20 Jazz Funk Greats3.5
Death in June But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?4.5
Current 93 Thunder Perfect Mind5.0
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity4.0
Pixies Doolittle2.5
Mind Eraser Glacial Reign3.5
Twin Stumps Seedbed3.5
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News1.0
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me3.0
You're Living All Over Me is a decent album by a terribly overrated band.
Pissed Jeans King of Jeans4.0
Pissed Jeans Shallow3.5
Interesting band, this Pissed Jeans. Shallow sounds like the offspring of a Flipper/Black Flag/Jesus Lizard/Void/No Trend gangbang. Real cool noise/punk record.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞3.5
Neurosis Souls at Zero4.0
Bill Callahan Apocalypse3.5
Palace Music Viva Last Blues5.0
Big Black Atomizer4.5
Converge Jane Doe4.0
The Jesus Lizard Liar4.0
The Jesus Lizard Blue2.0
Coalesce OX2.5
The Angels of Light How I Loved You4.5
Harvey Milk My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment...5.0
Swans Young God4.5
Swans Cop5.0
The sheer monolithic heaviness of this beast of a record has been unparalleled since its release. Absolutely crushing.
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness3.0
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions3.5
Melvins Prick2.0
Melvins Stag2.5
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood5.0
Grief Come to Grief3.5
Repulsion Horrified5.0
Coffins Buried Death4.0
Hey, this is a great death/doom metal record. Heavier than a...really heavy thing.
Wormrot Abuse3.5
Mammoth Grinder Extinction of Humanity3.5
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac3.0
Oxbow The Narcotic Story4.5
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses4.5
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion4.5
Minutemen Project: Mersh4.0
This one had to sit with me awhile, but I love it now. "Tour Spiel" is one of the Minutemen's very best songs.
Slint Spiderland4.5
The Fall Grotesque (After the Gramme)4.0
Buzzov-en Sore3.5
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory3.0
The last Bolt Thrower record that's worth a good goddamn. Yeah, most of their songs are pretty samey, but you can do a whole hell of a lot worse as far as death metal is concerned.
Extreme Noise Terror A Holocaust In Your Head2.5
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas2.5
Eyehategod In the Name of Suffering3.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity1.0
Calculating Infinity is everything I hate about the metalcore genre all in convenient package. Crap.
The Birthday Party Junk Yard4.5
Rotten Sound Cursed3.5
This is one of the most catchiest grind albums I have heard. No shit; the riffs really stick to your ribs.
Weekend Nachos Unforgivable3.5
This is a great contemporary powerviolence/hardcore/sludge record.
Negative Approach Total Recall3.5
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction3.5
Black Flag Family Man3.5
Converge No Heroes3.5
Weedeater God Luck and Good Speed4.0
Wormrot Dirge3.0
Black Flag Slip It In3.5
Weedeater Jason the Dragon3.0
Solid sludge release, though some of the jokes go on a little longer than they should.
Eyehategod Confederacy of Ruined Lives3.5
Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain4.0
Eyehategod Dopesick3.5
Hatred Surge Deconstruct3.5
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration4.0
Mastodon Crack the Skye1.5
High on Fire Snakes for the Divine3.0
Saint Vitus Born Too Late5.0
Terrorizer World Downfall4.5
His Hero Is Gone Fifteen Counts Of Arson3.5
Mind Eraser The Prodigal Son Brings Death3.0
Electric Wizard Dopethrone3.0
Black Flag My War3.5
Tyler, the Creator Goblin1.0
Faith/Void Split5.0
Iron Lung Sexless // No Sex5.0
Man Is The Bastard Sum of the Men4.0
Premier powerviolence by one of the genre's most innovative and eccentric acts.
Crossed Out 1990-19934.5
Insect Warfare World Extermination3.0
Rudimentary Peni Death Church3.5
Autopsy Mental Funeral4.0
Cows Cunning Stunts4.0
This is probably the most accessible noise rock stalwarts the Cows ever allowed themselves to be. Some fine gems on here for sure.
Melvins Nude With Boots1.5
Today Is the Day Kiss the Pig1.5
Today Is the Day Temple of the Morning Star4.0
Converge You Fail Me4.0
Melvins The Bride Screamed Murder2.0
Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments4.5
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss5.0
The Jesus Lizard Goat5.0
This is the definitive noise rock album; hell, this is the definitive 90s underground rock record, period. No one was as downright perverse and dirty as the Jesus Lizard in their prime. Fans of Converge need to get their hands on this fucker ASAP
Cryptopsy None So Vile4.5
Swans Filth4.5
Brutal Truth Sounds of the Animal Kingdom4.5
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime5.0
Gore Mean Man's Dream4.5
Great album by a criminally underrated and unrecognized band. This stuff seriously gives Gluey Porch Treatments era Melvins a run for their money.
Big Black Songs About Fucking4.5
Flipper Album – Generic Flipper5.0
Godflesh Streetcleaner5.0
Easily one of the most nihilistic, life-denying albums I have ever heard.
Crass The Feeding of the 50004.0
Assuck Anticapital4.0
Assuck Misery Index4.0
Oxbow An Evil Heat5.0
This is THE Oxbow album in my opinion. Emotionally draining and absolutely terrifying. This one will have a permanent seat in my top five all timers.
Brutal Truth Need to Control5.0
"Need To Control" is where Brutal Truth moved past the derivative grindcore of their first record (not that Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses isn't a great record) to something that was wholly original and unique to the genre. Five Fuckin' Stars...
Neurosis Times of Grace4.5
Harvey Milk Courtesy and Good Will Toward Men5.0
Gut-wrenchingly heavy, both physically and emotionally.
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