| Xzibit 40 Dayz & 40 Nightz | 3.5 |
| John Frusciante The Empyrean | 4.5 |
| Behemoth The Apostasy | 2.0 |
| Behemoth Demigod | 2.0 |
| J.R. Writer History in the Making | 2.0 |
| J.R. Writer is hyped as an above average rapper, this is far from the truth. He spits some good rhymes occasionally, but he's just your average mixtape rapper, can't write a real song, much less an entire album, and makes his living freestyling. Honestly, J.R.'s rhymes is the only cohesive positive about this junk rap album. MEH. |
| Gucci Mane The Burrprint: The Movie 3-D | 3.5 |
| Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz Kings of Crunk | 2.5 |
| The Fall of Troy Doppelganger | 4.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Manipulator | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon | 3.0 |
| Korn Korn | 2.5 |
| Mr. Lif I Heard It Today | 3.0 |
| Protest the Hero Kezia | 3.5 |
| Protest the Hero Fortress | 3.5 |
| Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge | 1.5 |
| Graves of Valor Salarian Gate | 3.0 |
| Botch American Nervoso | 4.0 |
| Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends | 4.0 |
| Botch We Are the Romans | 5.0 |
| Coldplay Parachutes | 2.0 |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 5.0 |
| Miles Davis Jack Johnson | 4.5 |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 4.0 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 3.5 |
| Miles's trumpet playing is the definition of less is more, creating a lead for the rest of his band to follow in this amazingly trippy musical experience. However, there are moments that just drone on and on and other moments where Miles' sloppy playing just shows itself. |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP | 4.0 |
| Eminem The Eminem Show | 3.0 |
| Eminem Relapse | 3.0 |
| Primus Tales from the Punchbowl | 2.5 |
| Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese | 3.0 |
| Primus Pork Soda | 3.0 |
| Primus Frizzle Fry | 3.5 |
| Fabolous Loso's Way | 2.0 |
| Fabolous From Nothin' To Somethin' | 3.0 |
| Tha Joker We Do It For Fun Tha Mixtape | 3.0 |
| Eighteen Visions Until The Ink Runs Out | 3.5 |
| Warren G Regulate...G Funk Era | 3.0 |
| Warren G is a really really bad rapper, and somehow this album managed to not completely suck AND not sound like a group of wasted beats. How the funk does that work?! Warren G surrounds himself with better rappers (or in the case of Nate Dogg, singers) that manage to not completely outshine him, and thus elevate this album from poor to good. |
| Snoop Dogg Doggystyle | 3.5 |
| Black Moon Enta Da Stage | 4.0 |
| Brother Ali Shadows On The Sun | 4.5 |
| Brother Ali The Undisputed Truth | 4.0 |
| Brother Ali Us | 2.5 |
| Converge No Heroes | 4.0 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 4.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City | 3.0 |
| Edge of Sanity Crimson | 3.0 |
| HORSE the band R. Borlax | 4.0 |
| HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand | 3.5 |
| HORSE the band A Natural Death | 3.0 |
| HORSE the band Desperate Living | 4.0 |
| Obie Trice Cheers | 3.5 |
Honestly Slim Shady shoulda been more involved with Royce Da 5'9". This attempt to replace the collaborator spot is pretty great for the most part, and honestly Obie does not sound bad behind the microphone. Honestly, if Em gave this album for Royce to rap over, imagine what this coulda been.
to be HONEST!!! |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 2.5 |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 3.5 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.5 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 5.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death | 3.0 |
| Jon Lajoie You Want Some Of This? | 4.0 |
| Asher Roth Asleep In The Bread Aisle | 3.0 |
| As a frat boy with a part time job that involves rapping over used beats, Asher Roth takes his job not very seriously, and it clearly shows on “I Love College”. His music is very superficial in the way that it is very shallow and not hard at all to understand and get, which is good for the casual music listener. Honestly, anyone who rates this based on how lyrical it is, than they should have their brain checked out. I mean, sometimes even his flow manages to bore like on “Blunt Cruising” and “She Don’t Wanna Man”, but mostly this is a fun-filled poppy rap album for buzzed out college dudes with beats and flows that manage to keep listeners entertained, just don’t look for depth. |
| Cam'ron Killa Season | 2.5 |
| Behemoth Evangelion | 3.0 |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 5.0 |
| Leviathan Massive Conspiracy Against All Life | 3.0 |
| Xasthur Nocturnal Poisoning | 1.5 |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss | 4.0 |
| Burzum Filosofem | 4.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe | 2.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions | 1.5 |
| Cam'ron Purple Haze | 3.5 |
| Cam'ron Crime Pays | 3.5 |
| 50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin' | 2.5 |
| Cypress Hill Cypress Hill | 4.5 |
| Cypress Hill Black Sunday | 3.0 |
| Equilibrium Sagas | 2.0 |
| The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event | 3.0 |
| Krallice Krallice | 4.0 |
