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Linkin Park Living Things3.0
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns2.5
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight2.0
Linkin Park Meteora3.5
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory3.5
Amaranthe The Nexus3.0
Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent4.0
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 14.0
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 24.0
Stone Sour Audio Secrecy2.5
Stone Sour Come What(ever) May3.0
Stone Sour Stone Sour3.0
DragonForce Valley of the Damned3.0
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm3.5
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage2.0
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown2.0
DragonForce The Power Within3.5
Chimaira The Age of Hell3.0
Soilwork The Living Infinite4.5
Sybreed God Is an Automaton4.0
Chimaira The Infection3.0
Chimaira Resurrection3.5
Chimaira The Impossibility of Reason3.0
Mors Principium Est The Unborn4.0
Trivium In Waves2.5
Pendulum Immersion3.5
NOISIA Split The Atom4.0
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul5.0
Dark Tranquillity Projector3.5
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done4.0
Skyforger Kurbads3.0
Torchbearer Yersinia Pestis3.5
Blood Stain Child Epsilon3.5
Symphony X Iconoclast3.5
Rotting Christ Theogonia4.5
Mekong Delta Wanderer on the Edge of Time3.5
Whispered Thousand Swords4.0
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading3.5
Sybreed Challenger4.0
Kamelot Ghost Opera3.0
The Birthday Massacre Violet4.0
The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles3.5
Amaranthe Amaranthe3.0
Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire3.0
Torchbearer Death Meditations4.5
The Birthday Massacre Walking With Strangers4.5
Before The Dawn Deathstar Rising3.5
Torchbearer Warnaments4.0
The Few Against Many Sot3.5
Amaranthe Leave Everything Behind3.5
Aesop Rock Labor Days4.0
The Duskfall The Dying Wonders of the World4.0
Before The Dawn Soundscape Of Silence3.5
Centuries Apart Malachi3.5
UnSun Clinic For Dolls3.0
Times of Grace The Hymn of a Broken Man4.0
Sybreed The Pulse of Awakening3.0
Celldweller Celldweller4.0
More Than Life Love Let Me Go4.5
Kalmah 12 Gauge3.5
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders4.0
Universum Mortuus Machina3.0
Scartown Легенды Большого Города3.5
Sybreed Slave Design4.0
Rise Against Appeal to Reason3.0
Aesop Rock Daylight4.5
Aesop Rock None Shall Pass4.0
Disarmonia Mundi Mind Tricks3.5
Christopher Lee Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross2.5
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet3.5
Misery Signals Controller4.0
Bleed from Within Empire3.5
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire3.5
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void2.5
Dark Tranquillity Haven3.5
Dark Tranquillity Fiction4.0
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors4.0
Burzum Filosofem4.5
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst3.5
God Forbid Gone Forever3.5
August Burns Red Constellations3.5
Unearth The Oncoming Storm4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain4.0
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)3.5
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse4.0
Defeater Travels4.0
Septicflesh Communion4.0
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis4.5
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood4.5
Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell3.0
Strapping Young Lad The New Black3.5
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing3.5
Solution .45 For Aeons Past3.5
Fightstar Be Human3.5
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic4.5
Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness3.0
Demon Hunter The Triptych3.5
Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn2.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada4.5
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm5.0
You know what? After finishing this album, I was left with only one unsettling thought - that I couldn't really understand the music here. Which isn't a bad thing. It's similar to the feeling, when you're explained for the first time, that the Earth is just a pale blue dot in the vast universe, which houses uncountable numbers of other planets, stars, galaxies... And then you're left with jaw dropping realization, that everything you knew before pales in comparison to this new knowledge. And after listening to Neurosis, I understand just how little I indeed know about music.
Mogwai Mogwai EP+23.5
Deftones Diamond Eyes4.5
Dagoba Poseidon3.5
One Way Mirror One Way Mirror3.0
The Faceless Planetary Duality3.0
Passenger (SWE) Passenger3.0
Karnivool Themata4.5
All That Remains ...For We Are Many3.5
Converge Axe to Fall4.5
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet4.0
Kamelot Poetry for the Poisoned3.0
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini4.0
Blackguard Profugus Mortis4.0
In Flames The Jester Race4.0
Kamelot Epica3.5
Epica Design Your Universe4.0
Comparing this to the previous Epica effort is like comparing diamonds and stones. Everything seems to have improved, even the growling (which is still pretty meh). The best part (for me at least) is that I Finally can remember something after listening through an Epica album. Which is quite something
Epica The Divine Conspiracy2.5
I was shown the video for Never Enough. i thought the song was ok, so i decided to check out this album. But... My god, this is so... so... AVERAGE. After listening through the entire album, the only song that I remembered was the beforementioned Never Enough. Vocals are decent for the most part (whoever does the "growling" should STOP), but they aren't backed up by music that is at least catchy. Bland album, 'nuff said
Kamelot The Black Halo4.0
The Absence Riders of the Plague3.5
All That Remains Behind Silence and Solitude3.0
All That Remains This Darkened Heart3.5
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow4.5
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time3.5
Sybreed Antares4.0
Soilwork The Panic Broadcast3.5
Not exactly what I was expecting, but way better that Sworn to a Great Divide. With Peter back and Sylvain joining the band, guitars feel very re-vitalized. The only real downside is (surprisingly to me) the vocals.
Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design3.5
Miles Davis Kind of Blue5.0
Tarot Suffer Our Pleasures3.5
Chimaira Chimaira3.5
Iron Maiden Brave New World4.0
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue3.5
Disarmonia Mundi The Isolation Game3.5
Slipknot Iowa2.5
Ossastorium Per Aspera...3.0
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress3.5
Cavalera Conspiracy Inflikted3.5
Dio Holy Diver5.0
It seems awfully cliche to rate this as "classic" now that Dio has passed on... But it IS a classic. It's cheesy 80's power metal with silly lyrics - but it's just so good.
Aguynguerran Perverting the Nazarene Cult4.5
I'm not a big black metal fan, but this album is amazing. It has all the brutality I would expect from a black metal band, but with more melody and even guitar solos to top it off. In one word: amazing.
Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance)4.0
Heaven Shall Burn Antigone4.5
This album really proved to me that you don't need clean vocals in every chorus to make quality melodic metalcore. Possibly the best album of this genre that I've ever had the pleasure to listen to.
Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions2.5
Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath4.0
Lost Horizon Awakening the World4.5
Symphony X Paradise Lost4.0
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth3.5
Dir En Grey Uroboros4.0
Opeth Orchid3.5
Opeth Morningrise4.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries4.5
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise4.0
Devin Townsend Project Addicted4.5
In Flames The Mirror's Truth4.5
Wow. This is probably the first time in my life when I feel that a single is worth getting much more than the actual album. Not only it has "The Mirror's Truth", which is one of the best songs on A Sense of Purpose, but the three other tracks easily surpass at least two thirds of the tracks on the actual album.
Fear Factory Demanufacture4.0
Fear Factory Mechanize4.0
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape2.5
Disarmonia Mundi Fragments Of D-Generation4.0
Megadeth Endgame4.0
In Flames Clayman4.0
In Flames A Sense of Purpose2.5
In Flames Whoracle4.0
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe4.0
Lamb of God New American Gospel2.5
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn4.0
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake4.0
Lamb of God Sacrament3.5
Trivium Ascendancy3.0
Trivium The Crusade2.0
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us3.5
Gojira The Way of All Flesh3.0
After seeing Uroboros and Toxic Garbage Island played live I liked them better than on the actual album. There are a lot of cool riffs here, but only few can keep my attention through the whole song.
Metallica St. Anger5.0
I love this album. It's just so ridiculously bad, it makes me laugh every time I hear it. Well what can you do but laugh when you hear James Hetfield screaming "kill, kill, kill kill, KIIIIIIIIIL!"...
Now, seriously - it might seem that I am trolling. Of all albums on this site, why should ANYONE give a perfect score for St. Anger? Because it is PERFECT - a perfect example on how NOT to make metal album.
In Flames Come Clarity4.0
In Flames Colony4.0
In Flames Reroute to Remain3.5
Soilwork Steelbath Suicide2.5
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine4.0
Soilwork A Predator's Portrait4.0
Soilwork Natural Born Chaos4.0
Soilwork Figure Number Five3.5
Soilwork Stabbing the Drama3.5
Soilwork Sworn to a Great Divide2.0
Shadows Fall The Art of Balance4.0
Trivium Shogun3.5
Metallica Metallica3.0
Sigh Hangman's Hymn3.5
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II4.0
Thrice The Illusion of Safety3.5
Cynic Focus4.0
Thrice Vheissu4.5
Cannibal Corpse Kill4.0
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague3.5
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone2.5
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses3.5
Opeth Blackwater Park5.0
Cynic Traced in Air4.5
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo4.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution4.0
Converge Jane Doe5.0
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage (2009)2.0
Slayer Haunting the Chapel4.0
Slayer Reign in Blood5.0
Slayer Christ Illusion3.5
Slayer God Hates Us All3.5
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!4.0
Megadeth Rust in Peace5.0
Opeth Still Life5.0
Opeth Watershed4.0
Opeth Damnation5.0
Nirvana Nevermind3.5
Nirvana In Utero4.0
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies4.0
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache4.0
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing4.0
Therapy? Troublegum5.0
Wintersun Wintersun4.5
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals4.0
Meshuggah I4.5
Meshuggah Chaosphere4.0
Meshuggah obZen4.5
Behemoth Thelema.64.0
Megadeth Cryptic Writings3.0
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera4.5
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth4.5
Nightwish Once3.5
Nightwish Dark Passion Play3.0
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis4.0
Devin Townsend Project Ki4.0
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech4.5
Strapping Young Lad Alien4.0
Strapping Young Lad City5.0
Metallica Death Magnetic3.5
Metallica Load3.0
Metallica ...And Justice for All5.0
Metallica Master of Puppets5.0
Metallica Ride the Lightning4.5
Metallica Kill 'Em All3.5
All That Remains Overcome2.0
Lamb of God Wrath3.0
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains4.5
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies5.0
Alice in Chains Dirt5.0
Alice in Chains Facelift4.0
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