| Calvin Harris Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 2 | 2.0 |
| "Hey I have an idea! Let's make a sequel to Funk Wav Bounces, but this time we bring in a bunch of dogshit features and make em sing lyrics so stupid even a 6th grader would think they're lame! Oh and even better, we should make the beats as unexciting and dull as possible!!!!" |
| Drake Honestly, Nevermind | 1.0 |
dude this is just trash, I have no clue why this even exists. Whoever was in charge of the
autotune should be out of a job.r"Texts Go Green" lmfao
WAIT I JUST GOT TO CURRENTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BAD |
| Fivio Foreign B.I.B.L.E. | 4.5 |
| on god is one of the best openers to a rap album I've heard in a while. this is gonna be the most slept on album of 2022. |
| Jon Batiste We Are | 1.5 |
this album is mid and you should probably not listen to it. batista was better off wrestling for
wwe or making guardians of the galaxies. this is based and a fact. |
| Denzel Curry Melt My Eyez See Your Future | 4.5 |
| Kanye West Donda 2 | 4.5 |
| Lil Pump and Ronny J No Name | 1.5 |
| Deftones Ohms | 2.5 |
| theyd my review for this it was pretty well written. all i have to say is this was the best deftones album to date. |
| J. Cole 4 Your Eyez Only | 1.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 3.5 |
| ASAP Rocky At.Long.Last.A$AP | 3.0 |
| Bones (USA-CA) PaidProgramming | 4.0 |
| Bones (USA-CA) Unrendered | 4.0 |
| American Football American Football (LP3) | 4.0 |
| Tyler, the Creator Wolf | 4.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 5.0 |
| Tyler, the Creator IGOR | 4.5 |
| J. Cole The Off-Season | 2.0 |
| album so forgettable that it will get snubbed from many peoples "worst albums of 2021" lists, not because its good but because people forgot it came out. |
| Mac Miller Swimming | 5.0 |
| Night Lovell Red Teenage Melody | 4.0 |
| Lovell's best and most versatile project. Barbie Doll is his best song and I wish he produced more material in that direction. |
| Night Lovell Just Say You Don't Care | 3.0 |
Started off strong but just got more repetitive and watered down as the album progressed. Lovell
has a charismatic and unique sound but never deviates from it like he did on Red Teenage Melody or
Goodnight Lovell. |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 2.0 |
| can we stop pretending that this is a classic, or even great music, or even good music. Jeff Magnum's vocals are migrane inducing and the songs are the opposite of captivating, interesting, or energetic. Coffee shop hipsters will hate me but i dont care this album is aggressively mid. |
| Bo Burnham Bo Burnham | 1.5 |
| Drake Certified Lover Boy | 1.0 |
| the last time i saw a grown ass man claim he was a lesbian was chris chan. Certified Filler Trash. |
| Trippie Redd Trip At Knight | 4.0 |
| Unexpectedly and unironically one of the better rap albums this year. Beats are energetic, catchy, and exciting. Similar sound to Yeezus and WLR but Trippie pulls it off well. Complete 180 from his last few albums. |
| George Clanton Slide | 5.0 |
| one of the best albums of the decade. slide is beautiful and a classic. |
| Radiohead Kid A | 2.0 |
Kid A: overly dramatic, complete gobbeldygook nonsense lyrics picked out of a hat and ambient
experimentalist garbage. There is nothing here except self-mastubatory faux-intellectualism and
lazy songwriting under the guise of "experimental music". easily the most overrated album of all
time, this is based and a fact. |
| Maroon 5 Jordi | 1.0 |
| fucking downright abysmal. this band needs to go away forever. |
| Metallica Reload | 4.0 |
| Bo Burnham Inside (The Songs) | 1.5 |
| i was talking to a girl who said she liked bo burnham and reccomended this to me. i couldnt even fake liking this to get laid i was just straight up with her and told her its hipster garbage for white millenials with surface level observations on society and no actual depth. i didnt get laid but i also didnt drop my standards and i didnt sacrifice my integrity for a woman. biggle boys on top. this is based and a fact. |
| Kanye West Graduation | 5.0 |
| this album is either a 4.5 or a 5. Barry Bonds and Drunk and Hot Girls are both mid but everything else is nothing short of fantastic. This album has aged well in the streaming era where you can just skip those two and listen to the good stuff. |
| Tyler, the Creator Call Me If You Get Lost | 3.5 |
| Cherry Bomb if it wasn't fucking trash. People will rate this a 5 because of the hype and because 2021 has been a terrible year for hip hop. But I don't know what this album wants to be and its simply unsatisfying compared to IGOR or even WOLF. |
| Kanye West Donda | 4.0 |
| Well its better than jesus is king at least...off the grid might be his best song in a while rthough. jesus loves reminds me a lot of college dropout era kanye. lots of potential here if he ractually goes through and releases it. |
| Pi'erre Bourne The Life of Pi’erre 5 | 4.0 |
| one of the only hip hop releases this year that actually has replay value. transition between the beats are creative as fuck and might be pierres best vocal preformance yet. im suprised this didn't get more recognition in the hip hop community. |
| Nas King's Disease II | 4.5 |
| Nas has finally returned to form, the release is his best since Illmatic |
| Pop Smoke Faith | 1.0 |
| complete and utter garbage that tarnishes pop smokes name. |
