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El-P Fantastic Damage4.5
MGMT Congratulations3.5
El-P Cancer 4 Cure5.0
Earl Sweatshirt Doris3.5
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP4.5
The most important album of the 2000s. Imperfect, but undeniably raw. That's all I have to say
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 22.0
The Beatles Revolver5.0
Giving all these Beatles albums fives is probably unjustified, but I will say with all my heart that this is a 5 out of 5 and probably the greatest album ever recorded. 14 songs, 13 brilliant and Yellow Submarine which is at least quite a bit of fun
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies4.5
Radiohead Kid A5.0
Death Grips The Money Store4.5
Death Grips Exmilitary4.0
X Japan Art of Life5.0
Go read the excellent review of this if you want a more in-depth analysis of this, because I'm going to leave it at this. This is, by some margin, what I consider to be the greatest song I've ever heard. Absolute brilliance.
OutKast Stankonia4.0
The album is definitely inconsistent, but my oh my are the high points amazing
Dr. Dre 20013.0
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory3.5
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels4.5
Nirvana In Utero4.0
Nirvana Nevermind3.0
The most famous album of the 90s has its bright moments. What it also has is the label of being one of the greatest albums ever made, a claim that is simply not true. The now cult figure, Kurt Cobain himself, stated that he was unhappy with the extreme polishing of the album, a complaint I share with Mr. Cobain. Nevermind is filled to the brim with good ideas, very few of which were executed properly. This is all well and good though, as the band's next album would be everything Nevermind should have been.
Jeru the Damaja The Sun Rises in the East4.0
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous4.0
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music4.5
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'2.0
OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik4.5
Being one of the biggest Outkast fans on the face of planet earth, maybe I'm predisposed to loving everything Andre 3000 and Big Boi related, but to me, this is the perfect G-Funk album. G-Funk became all the rage in the early 90s and this album really lives up to the name. While maybe not as gangster as the G-Funk coming out of the west coast at the time, it surely was full of funk. In fact, this may be the funkiest rap album ever. It set the footwork for what would become the greatest duo in hip-hop history. Big Boi wasn't dead weight on this album, but Dre stole the show, giving us hints to the genius that would come for the next decade after. The members of Outkast's Dungeon Family counterpart, Goodie Mob, also had some nice guest appearances throughout the album.
Nick Drake Pink Moon5.0
AZ Doe or Die3.5
I love AZ and this album to death, but I cannot deny the fact that the production leaves a lot to be desired. Nevertheless, I think any real hip-hop head should have this in his collection for AZ's lyricism alone
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band4.0
This is a hard album for me to give a score to. I find that although I don't go back to individual songs from this album all that much, this is one of if not my favorite album to listen to start to finish. I am able to reach A Day in the Life from the title track almost always without fail. At the end of the day, isn't that what an album should be, a collection of songs that come together to form one cohesive final product?
The Beatles Abbey Road5.0
Kendrick Lamar Section.803.5
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE4.0
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city4.5
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton4.0
Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full5.0
Dated as all hell? Of course. But, this album gets away with it because it changed EVERYTHING about the rap game. A classic
Big Boi Sir Lucious Left Foot4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral5.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream4.5
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.0
311 Transistor4.0
OutKast Aquemini4.5
Perhaps a little less consistent than ATLiens, the high points on this album are among the greatest works in the history of rap music. Let's forget about Return of the G, Rosa Parks, Aquemini, Synthesizer, Da Art of Storytellin parts 1&2,and Chonkyfire, all songs that would be considered the best on most other albums. Spottieottiedopaliscious and Liberation. All I have to say. The other tracks, Skew it on the Bar-B, Slump, West Savannah, and Y'all Scared are all fantastic as well. One song, track 11, Mamacita, is pretty weak, other than a solid verse from 3 stacks, but it is followed up by Spottieottiedopaliscious, which makes Mamacita a distant memory by the time the 7 minute masterpiece comes to a close.
OutKast ATLiens4.5
I'll be straight up, I may be a bit biased, but in my eyes ATLiens is the perfect example of a rap album that flows together extraordinarily well, while also not having one weak track the whole way through. I'll argue that, lyrically, this just might be the greatest rap album ever made.
Radiohead OK Computer5.0
Kanye West Yeezus3.5
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back5.0
The hardest hitting hip-hop album ever made. If you haven't listened to this, you quite simply can't consider yourself a hardcore fan of the genre. Intensity, aggression, and Chuck D's badass vocals make this one of the 100 records everybody must hear before they die.
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