Brainiac
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2007
The White Stripes Icky Thump3.5
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight1.0
Elliott Smith New Moon4.0
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare3.0
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero3.5
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing3.0

2006
Snoop Dogg Tha Blue Carpet Treatment1.5
Oasis Stop the Clocks3.5
John Zorn Astronome4.0
The Mars Volta Amputechture3.0
Audioslave Revelations3.0
Lamb of God Sacrament2.5
Three Days Grace One-X1.0
Sonic Youth Rather Ripped4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.0
Tool 10,000 Days3.5
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not4.0

2005
Queens of the Stone Age Over the Years and Through the Woods3.0
System of a Down Hypnotize2.5
The Mars Volta Scab Dates2.0
Wolfmother Wolfmother3.0
Ashlee Simpson I Am Me1.5
One night, I decided to download some modern pop albums. Not to my surprise, plenty of them were decent. But there was a fair share of material that sucked, and hard too. Ashlee Simpson's I Am Me is terrible. It's pop garbage all the way through, and it's clear that Ashlee WANTS to be some pop icon for little preteen girls, but at this rate, she's simply failing. Sure, "Boyfriend" is catchy, but most of the other stuff is simply terrible. There may be certain moments of some songs that are good, but these moments come few and far between.
Hinder Extreme Behavior1.0
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness4.0
Opeth Ghost Reveries4.0
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan3.5
Oasis Don't Believe the Truth3.0
System of a Down Mezmerize2.5
Weezer Make Believe1.0
Ah, Weezer. The Blue Album was quite an enjoyable record. Pinkerton, its follow-up, is one of the best albums ever. Green and Maladroit? Mediocre to say the least. But Make Believe is shit. Utter shit. It saddens me to know that Weezer is dead.
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth3.0
Cream Gold4.0
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze2.5
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute3.5

2004
Eminem Encore1.0
Oh come on. This is like the Coda of Eminem's discography, and even that is better than this. In 2000, Eminem was cool. He was huge. But then, The Eminem Show came, and it was decent. There were still hopes for him to make an awesome album. But what we got was Encore. It's utter garbage. Just look at the track listing. "Big Weenie"? Screw this.
The Haunted rEVOLVEr 2.0
Jeff Buckley Grace (Legacy Edition)5.0
Just take Grace, a classic record, and multiply the excellence level of that record by some large number. You have the Legacy Edition.
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White1.0
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin2.5
Eagles Of Death Metal Peace Love Death Metal3.0
Sonic Youth Sonic Nurse4.0

2003
The Beatles Let It Be… Naked 3.0
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 34.0
Jet Get Born2.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin [DVD]5.0
This DVD release is truly, truly worthy of full mark status. Of Led Zeppelin's individual releases, their 1975 beast of a double album is my personal favorite. Yet DVD is getting full marks. Many people find live Led Zeppelin to be tedious, boring, long, pretentious, and down-right terrible, but those people are most likely talking about the snooze-fest The Song Remains The Same, which itself was not terrible. DVD has hours of material, and it contains footage from all of the band's most famous concert, excluding the Madison Square Garden 1973 show, for obvious reasons I presume. In conclusion, DVD remains a favorite of mine as far as concert visual recordings go. Full marks for sure.
Opeth Damnation4.0
The White Stripes Elephant4.0

2002
System of a Down Steal This Album!3.0
Opeth Deliverance3.5
Foo Fighters One by One3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way2.0
Sonic Youth Murray Street4.0
Weezer Maladroit2.5
Ah, Maladroit. Weezer are sticking with their formula. Their first album was very good, and Pinkerton is one of my favorite albums of all-time. The Green Album was good and all, but it had its share of lackluster moments. Maladroit however, has more. It's an average album. It's got plenty of good stuff, but it has an equal amount of bad. Some songs are just dumb, but others are decent songs that I can listen to. But this is no classic.
Avril Lavigne Let Go2.0
Eminem The Eminem Show3.0
Damien Rice O3.5
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade4.5
Oasis Heathen Chemistry3.0

2001
Oasis Familiar To Millions3.0
System of a Down Toxicity4.0
Jeff Buckley Live à L'Olympia4.0
The White Stripes White Blood Cells4.0
Weezer The Green Album3.0
Tool Lateralus4.0
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
May as well just copy my sound-off for Still Life and paste it here. While Still Life is the Opeth album of choice for me, this one is just as great. A few boring moments are spread apart on the album, but like I said, there are only a few. This isn't "omg these guys are geniuses becuz they think outta the box". This is just some guys making great metal, and that's all that matters.

2000
The White Stripes De Stijl3.5
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory2.5
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R4.0
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP4.5
Rage Against the Machine Renegades2.5
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants2.0

1999
Led Zeppelin Best Of, Vol. 1: Early Days3.0
Opeth Still Life4.5
WOAH WOAH WOAH can you say "musical excellence"? Because you're gonna say when you hear this album. First of all, the cover art's sweet. And second of all, the lyrics are great. It's a concept album, and these usually take a long time for me to get into, but not this. Third, the musicianship. Superb, to say the least. So yeah, this album is incredible. Opeth's best, fo sho.
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile4.0
Anal Cunt It Just Gets Worse3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication3.5
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles4.0
The White Stripes The White Stripes3.5

1998
Oasis The Masterplan3.0
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse4.0
System of a Down System of a Down4.0
Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk4.5
Van Halen Van Halen III1.0
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea4.5

1997
Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E.4.0
Oasis Be Here Now2.5
Anal Cunt I Like It When You Die2.5

1996
X Japan Dahlia4.0
Tool Ænima4.0
Weezer Pinkerton5.0

The 1990's were a great time. First of all, we had Beavis And Butt-Head, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren And Stimpy, Spider-Man, and all sorts of other cool shows to watch. But most of all, there was (mostly) great music around at the time. Nirvana's In Utero, Jeff Buckley's Grace, Alice In Chains' Dirt, Elliott Smith's self-titled, and more. What do you notice about the aforementioned bands? They each have a member, or are, dead. Kurt Cobain, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, and Layne Staley are dead. And as far as I am concerned, Rivers Cuomo in Weezer is dead as well, because let's face it, all good things die/get cancelled by Viacom, and Weezer was a good thing in the 90's. Pinkerton is the band's masterpiece. It will make you laugh, and it shan't hesitate to make you weep at its excellence. It is for sure one of the most enjoyable and easy to get into records ever recorded. So, I give Pinkerton a 5/5, and I would have given it the same even on first listening.
Opeth Morningrise3.5
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire3.5
Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us2.0

1995
Incubus (USA-CA) Fungus Amongus4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute2.0
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith4.0
Pink Floyd Pulse — The Film4.0
Opeth Orchid3.5
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?4.0
Death Symbolic4.0
Anal Cunt Top 40 Hits1.5

1994
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York4.0
Oasis Definitely Maybe4.0
Jeff Buckley Grace5.0
When my ears first got a taste of Jeff Buckley, they wanted more. Much more. But unfortunately, all they could get was EPs and live stuff because, sadly, Mr. Buckley had a very untimely death that angers me to this day. It is sort of a mystery really though. Grace is a perfect album. It's everything that is good about acoustic alternative rock summed up on a single disc. Of all of the acoustic alternative rock artists there are, Jeff is the best. It's a shame that he died. A shame. He had so much potential left in him. He could have made an album that would surpass Grace. But he had to go off and drown. Yes, this is fanboyish, but I do not care at all. 5/5, full marks, I love this album with all of my heart. I'd hate to let it go.
Weezer Weezer4.0
Sonic Youth Experimental Jet Set, Trash, and No Star2.5
Pink Floyd The Division Bell3.0
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral4.5
One of the finest albums of the 90's, and this is easily industrial's finest moment. People just don't know how talented Trent Reznor is, man. He drums, he sings, he does guitar, he does bass, and he records. I couldn't do that. This is Nine Inch Nails, or Trent Reznor's best album, so give it a listen.
Soundgarden Superunknown2.0

1993
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle3.0
Nirvana In Utero4.5
X Japan Art of Life4.5
Primus Pork Soda3.0
Tool Undertow3.0

1992
Dr. Dre The Chronic4.0
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.5
Sonic Youth Dirty4.0
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun3.5
Tool Opiate3.5

1991
Death Human4.0
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger4.0
Nirvana Nevermind3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik4.0
Metallica Metallica2.5
In the beginning, Metallica were always improving on things. Kill 'Em All was a solid effort, but nothing too excellent, and then the great Ride The Lightning came along and blew it away. And of course, my favorite Metallica album, Master Of Puppets, blew everything that came before(and after) it right out of the water. As you know, Cliff Burton was killed, and I am not sure if this is what destroyed Metallica, but ...And Justice For All was a bloated and mediocre album. I was hoping for The Black Album, which is actually known as Metallica, to be a good listen. I was sadly mistaken. Many of the tracks are boring, and some are flat-out terrible. There are a few heavy hitters and cool parts(Enter Sandman, the solo in Unforgiven), but other than that, Black provides not much fun at all.
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese3.5
Pixies Trompe Le Monde3.5

1990
Pixies Bossanova3.5
Sonic Youth Goo4.0
Naked City Naked City4.5
Primus Frizzle Fry3.5

1989
Soundgarden Louder Than Love3.5
Nirvana Bleach3.0
The Cure Disintegration4.0
Pixies Doolittle4.5

1988
Pink Floyd Delicate Sound of Thunder3.0
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation4.5
Metallica ...And Justice for All3.0
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton4.0
Pixies Surfer Rosa4.0

1987
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason2.5
Def Leppard Hysteria1.5
Hysteria. Number 472 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums Of All-Time list. It's supposed to be the best glam album ever. It's supposed to be wonderful. Well, you know what? It may supposed to be a lot of things, but for one sole reason: It was a hit. Hysteria is not metal, it's not even hard rock. It's just pop rock really. Women and Rocket kick off the album to an average start, but then we get Animal, which is one of my least favorite songs of the 80's. And then we're treated with more and more garbage. Wait, isn't Pour Some Sugar On Me supposed to rock? Well, guess what. It doesn't! It's just annoying pop. To be truthful, the only good song is Armageddon It, and that song is too long to genuinely enjoy. So yeah, Hysteria is a terrible album.
Sonic Youth Sister4.5
The Smiths Louder Than Bombs4.5
The Cure Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me3.5
1986
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead5.0
Genesis Invisible Touch1.5
Sonic Youth Evol4.0
Metallica Master of Puppets4.5

1985
The Smiths Meat Is Murder3.5
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising3.5

1984
The Smiths Hatful of Hollow4.5
Metallica Ride the Lightning4.0
The Smiths The Smiths4.5
Van Halen 19842.0

1983
Metallica Kill 'Em All3.5
Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex3.5
Pink Floyd The Final Cut2.5

1982
The Cure Pornography4.0
Van Halen Diver Down3.0
Sonic Youth Sonic Youth3.5
Led Zeppelin Coda2.0

1981
Van Halen Fair Warning3.5

1980
AC/DC Back In Black3.0
Van Halen Women and Children First2.5

1979
Pink Floyd The Wall4.0
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door3.0
AC/DC Highway To Hell3.5
Van Halen Van Halen II3.0

1978
Van Halen Van Halen3.0
Van Halen is full of flavor, heavy riffs, and such. However, it's basically downhill after Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love. The first four tracks are mindblowing classic hard rock songs. Then, I'm The One is pretty average. But Jamie's Cryin' is great. But Atomic Punk sucks. And Feel Your Love Tonight and Little Dreamer are just average. However, Ice Cream Man and On Fire are great. So yeah, the off-and-on, great song-crap-average-great song formula sort of ruins it. But hey, it is good mostly.

1977
Styx The Grand Illusion2.5
Pink Floyd Animals4.5

1976
Boston Boston3.0
Undeniably enjoyable...at some parts. Although many parts of Boston's debut, Boston are not that great at all. The album shines on tracks such as Hitch A Ride, Peace Of Mind, and of course, the great More Than A Feeling, but overall, there are plenty of mediocre tracks. Songs like Smokin' and Something About You are just plain bad, and Let Me Take You Home Tonight is not exactly that good of a track. The instrumentation is decent, and while some solos are legendary, some of the guitar work and such is just mediocre. Overall, a decent album thats goods fun.
Led Zeppelin Presence3.0

1975
Queen A Night at the Opera3.5
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here4.5
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti4.5

1974
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway3.5

1973
Led Zeppelin The Song Remains the Same2.5
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy3.5
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon4.0

1971
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV3.5
Pink Floyd Meddle3.5

1970
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III4.5
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother2.5
The Beatles Let It Be3.5

1969
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II3.5
The Beatles Abbey Road5.0
Personally, it is my favorite Beatles album. It's an epic masterpiece sporting all sorts of genres in the mix. Songs that flow together as essentially one track is one of the feats The Beatles accomplished, as well as there actually being a Ringo Starr drum solo in the mix.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin3.5

1968
The Beatles The Beatles4.0

1967
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour4.0
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn4.0
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band4.0
Jefferson Airplane Surrealistic Pillow2.5
1966
The Beatles Revolver5.0
This soundoff is truly pointless, but who cares? This, as well as Abbey Road, are two albums that take what was good about The Beatles and put it on one disc.
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds4.0
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER, THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG. How can you not enjoy Pet Sounds, one of the most important albums ever released? It is a classic in every way possible, and it always makes me feel better when I'm down. Why not full marks? Because the album just isn't flawless. There is something holding me back from giving it full marks. I am not sure what it is though. Either way, I dig it. IMMENSELY. Now I better stop tryping before my carpel tunnel kicks in.

1965
The Beatles Rubber Soul4.5
The Beatles Help!3.5

1964
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night3.0

1963
The Beatles With the Beatles3.0
The Beatles Please Please Me2.5
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