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2015
Bloodhound Gang Hard-Off3.0
After more than a decade, we finally have a new Bloodhound Gang album. Was it worth it in the end? Hell no, but given the fact these guys don't take anything in the music department seriously (hence the album cover and album name), one should not expect too much from these guys. However, I myself managed to find some good qualities with this album - not amazing, but not terrible either. First and foremost, if you're looking for throbbing, earth-shattering dance beats like on Hooray For Boobies, you won't find any on Hard-Off, sadly. A lot of the beats are rather simple, and not driven by multiple synthesizers and pulsating rhythms - which I'm sure will come as a shock to most people who are familiar with their older work. "We're Gonna Bring The Party To You" is one of the best tracks they've done in all their career, though. - a very nice, slow-burning chill track with a surprisingly beautiful melody and somehow motivating lyrics: r"Here comes trouble, shut the front door. You need to not give a shit a little more. Tomorrow's not here and yesterday's gone. It's half past fucking with the caps lock on."
Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos3.5
Blind Guardian Beyond the Red Mirror3.5
Napalm Death Apex Predator - Easy Meat4.5

2014
Anaal Nathrakh Desideratum3.5
KMFDM Our Time Will Come2.5
Venetian Snares My Love Is A Bulldozer3.5
Vader Tibi et Igni3.5

2013
Death Angel The Dream Calls for Blood3.5
Annihilator Feast3.5
KMFDM Kunst2.5
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension3.0

2012
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One3.0
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas3.5
Testament Dark Roots of Earth4.0
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten3.5
Kreator Phantom Antichrist4.0
Overkill The Electric Age4.0
The Men Open Your Heart3.5

2011
Evile Five Serpent's Teeth3.5
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich4.0
Anthrax Worship Music4.0
Beirut The Rip Tide2.0
Fair to Midland Arrows and Anchors3.5
Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions4.0
Alestorm Back Through Time2.0
The Men Leave Home3.5
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising2.5
Havok Time Is Up4.0
Artillery My Blood4.0
Wooden Stake Dungeon Prayers & Tombyard Serenades3.5

2010
Sodom In War and Pieces3.0
Death Angel Relentless Retribution4.0
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier2.5
Black Label Society Order Of The Black3.0
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time3.5
Clubroot II - MMX2.0
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow3.0
The Men Immaculada3.5
Butch Walker I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart2.5
Overkill Ironbound4.0

2009
Napalm Death Time Waits for No Slave4.5
Behemoth Evangelion3.5
Artillery When Death Comes4.0
The Mars Volta Octahedron3.5
Clubroot Clubroot2.5
Havok Burn4.0
Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight2.5
KMFDM Blitz2.5

2008
God Is an Astronaut God Is an Astronaut3.5
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God2.5
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood3.5
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound4.0
Aborted Strychnine.2131.0
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge3.0
Ayreon 010110014.0
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath4.0
Mrs Jynx The Standoffish Cat4.5

2007
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow3.0
Beirut The Flying Club Cup2.0
Venetian Snares My Downfall (Original Soundtrack)4.0
Sodom The Final Sign of Evil3.0
Evile Enter the Grave3.5
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True3.5
God Is an Astronaut Far from Refuge4.0
Throbbing Gristle Part 2: The Endless Not4.0
Arcade Fire Neon Bible2.0
Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil3.5
2006
Warning Watching from a Distance5.0
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton3.5
Brand New Sin Tequila3.5
The Mars Volta Amputechture3.5
Beirut Gulag Orkestar2.0
Vader Impressions In Blood3.5
Pearl Jam Pearl Jam3.0
Cannibal Corpse Kill3.5

2005
System of a Down Hypnotize3.5
Broken Social Scene Broken Social Scene3.5
Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine3.5
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness3.5
KMFDM Hau Ruck3.5
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine3.0
Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett4.0
Napalm Death The Code Is Red...Long Live the Code3.5
Beck Guero4.0
Funeral Diner The Underdark4.0
Black Label Society Mafia3.0
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute5.0
God Is an Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright4.0
Kreator Enemy of God4.0

2004
Behemoth Demigod4.0
Arcade Fire Funeral2.0
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns2.5
Annihilator All for You1.5
Black Label Society Hangover Music Vol.63.0
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News3.5
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo2.0
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt3.5

2003
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 34.0
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion3.5
Fluke Puppy3.5
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium5.0
Aborted Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage...1.5
Black Label Society The Blessed Hellride3.0

2002
Amon Amarth Versus the World2.5
Pearl Jam Riot Act3.0
Napalm Death Order of the Leech3.5
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People3.5
Vader Revelations3.5
Acumen Nation The 5ifth Column3.5
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade3.5
Hot Water Music Caution4.0

2001
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro3.5
Kreator Violent Revolution3.5
Broken Social Scene Feel Good Lost3.5
System of a Down Toxicity4.5
Hot Water Music A Flight and a Crash4.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds No More Shall We Part4.0
Sodom M-164.5
Venetian Snares Songs About My Cats4.0

2000
Behemoth Thelema.63.5
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command3.0
Ayreon The Dream Sequencer4.0
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica4.0
Iron Maiden Brave New World4.0
Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies4.0
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper4.0

1999
Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself4.0
Testament The Gathering3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication4.0
Annihilator Criteria for a Black Widow1.5
Arch Enemy Burning Bridges3.5
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder3.5
Hot Water Music No Division4.0

1998
Ayreon Into the Electric Castle4.0
Fear Factory Obsolete4.0
System of a Down System of a Down4.0
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth3.5
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide3.5
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall2.5
Pearl Jam Yield3.0

1997
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West4.0
Hot Water Music Forever and Counting4.0
Fluke Risotto3.5
Bjork Homogenic4.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Boatman's Call3.5
Hot Water Music Fuel for the Hate Game4.0

1996
Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster4.0
Acid Bath Paegan Terrorism Tactics4.0
Archers of Loaf All the Nation's Airports4.0
Pearl Jam No Code3.0
Beck Odelay4.5
Soundgarden Down on the Upside3.5
Cannibal Corpse Vile3.5
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About4.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Murder Ballads4.0
Ministry Filth Pig4.0
1995
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains5.0
GWAR Ragnarok4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute3.5
Bjork Post4.0
KMFDM Nihil3.5
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side4.0
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult Hit & Run Holiday3.5
Fear Factory Demanufacture4.0
Bloodhound Gang Use Your Fingers4.0

1994
Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair4.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Let Love In5.0
Beck Mellow Gold4.5
Soundgarden Superunknown4.0
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies4.5
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops4.0

1993
Pearl Jam Vs.3.5
KMFDM Angst3.5
Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and Devotion3.5
Carcass Heartwork4.0
TAD Inhaler4.0

1992
Alice in Chains Dirt4.0
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated3.5
ABBA ABBA Gold3.0
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond4.0
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Henry's Dream4.0
GWAR America Must Be Destroyed4.0
Sodom Tapping the Vein4.0
Ministry Psalm 694.0
Napalm Death Utopia Banished2.0

1991
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik5.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence4.0
Pearl Jam Ten4.5
Metallica Metallica4.0
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth3.5
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog4.0
Overkill Horrorscope4.0
TAD 8-Way Santa4.0
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious4.5

1990
Testament Souls of Black4.0
Megadeth Rust in Peace4.0
Annihilator Never, Neverland4.5
Alice in Chains Facelift4.0
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life3.5
GWAR Scumdogs of the Universe3.5
Depeche Mode Violator4.0
Artillery By Inheritance4.0
Death Angel Act III4.0
Atheist Piece of Time4.0
Napalm Death Harmony Corruption3.5

1989
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind3.5
Overkill The Years of Decay4.0
Testament Practice What You Preach4.0
Sodom Agent Orange4.5
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste4.0
Terrorizer World Downfall4.0

1988
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration4.5
Metallica ...And Justice for All4.0
Testament The New Order4.0

1987
Depeche Mode Music for the Masses3.5
Testament The Legacy4.0
Death Angel The Ultra-Violence4.0
Anthrax Among the Living4.0
Sodom Persecution Mania4.5

1986
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?4.0
Depeche Mode Black Celebration3.5
Metallica Master of Puppets4.0
Kreator Pleasure to Kill4.0

1985
Anthrax Spreading the Disease4.0
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion4.0

1984
Depeche Mode Some Great Reward3.5
Iron Maiden Powerslave4.0
Metallica Ride the Lightning4.0

1983
Accept Balls to the Wall4.0
Metallica Kill 'Em All4.0
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind4.0

1982
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance4.0
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast3.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Ice Cream for Crow3.5

1980
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell4.0
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden4.0

1979
Throbbing Gristle 20 Jazz Funk Greats4.0

1978
Judas Priest Stained Class4.0
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports4.0
Throbbing Gristle D.O.A: The Third And Final Report4.0

1977
Judas Priest Sin After Sin4.0
Throbbing Gristle The Second Annual Report3.0
Brian Eno Before and After Science4.0

1976
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny4.0

1975
Brian Eno Discreet Music3.0
Brian Eno Another Green World4.0
Bob Dylan and The Band The Basement Tapes4.0
The Mothers of Invention One Size Fits All4.0
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks4.0

1974
Brian Eno Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)4.0

1973
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath4.0
The Mothers of Invention Over-Nite Sensation3.5

1972
Black Sabbath Vol. 44.0

1971
Black Sabbath Master of Reality4.0

1970
The Mothers of Invention Burnt Weeny Sandwich3.5
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh3.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby4.0

1969
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica4.0

1968
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Strictly Personal3.5
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money4.0
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