| 2015 |
| Pusha T King Push – Darkest Before Dawn: The Prelude | 4.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| Intervals The Shape of Colour | 3.5 |
| Tarquin Manek Tarquin Magnet | 3.0 |
| Freddie Gibbs Shadow of a Doubt | 4.0 |
| Ty Dolla Sign Free TC | 3.0 |
| Boots AQUARIA | 3.5 |
| Intronaut The Direction of Last Things | 4.0 |
| Neurotech Evasive | 4.0 |
| Good Tiger A Head Full of Moonlight | 3.0 |
| Vanden Plas Chronicles of the Immortals: Netherworld II | 3.0 |
| Kate Boy One | 4.0 |
| Birds in Row Personal War | 3.5 |
| Horrendous Anareta | 4.0 |
| Enshine Singularity | 3.5 |
| Neon Indian Vega Intl. Night School | 4.0 |
| Cult Leader Lightless Walk | 4.0 |
| Millicent Waffles Son of Ra | 3.5 |
| Deacon The Villain Peace or Power | 3.5 |
| Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels | 2.5 |
| No Devotion Permanence | 4.0 |
| Milo So The Flies Don't Come | 4.0 |
| George Clanton 100% Electronica | 4.5 |
| Little Simz A Curious Tale Of Trials + Persons | 4.0 |
| Infected Mushroom Converting Vegetarians II | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent Encased in Ice and Sealed in Snow | 3.5 |
| The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise | 4.0 |
| Amorphis Under the Red Cloud | 4.0 |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 3.0 |
| Motorhead Bad Magic | 3.5 |
| Down I Go You're Lucky God, That I Cannot Reach You | 4.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 4.0 |
| FKA Twigs M3LL155X | 4.0 |
| Gunship Gunship | 4.0 |
| bansheebeat Lumine | 4.0 |
| Vince Staples Summertime '06 | 3.5 |
| Ash Koosha GUUD | 3.5 |
| ASC Imagine The Future | 4.0 |
| Jamie xx In Colour | 4.0 |
| Rolo Tomassi Grievances | 4.0 |
| Ian Christ Hara Kiri Arcade | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent Sorry, We're Closed | 4.0 |
| The Early November Imbue | 4.0 |
| Prurient Frozen Niagara Falls | 4.0 |
| Kamelot Haven | 4.0 |
| Cities Aviv Your Discretion Is Trust | 3.5 |
| Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation Unsound | 4.0 |
| Widek Journey to the Stars | 3.5 |
| ENA Divided | 4.0 |
| Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful | 3.5 |
| Lost Salt Blood Purges The Voids We All Long For | 4.0 |
| Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings | 3.0 |
| Seed Of Nothing Endurance | 3.5 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death | 4.5 |
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible
creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him
are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of
constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our
minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something
greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond
one's self, known as "transcendence", is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves
that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this
quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming
consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative
barriers are destroyed. |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 4.5 |
| Shit and Shine 54 Synth-brass, 38 Metal guitar, 65 Cathedral | 4.0 |
| Andrew W. Gold Fool's Gold | 3.5 |
| A Slow Descent/Sensory Deprivation Split | 4.0 |
| Enslaved In Times | 4.0 |
| Leviathan Scar Sighted | 4.5 |
| All That Remains The Order of Things | 1.0 |
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL
11. TRU-KVLT-METAL |
| Ethereal Shroud They Became the Falling Ash | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation Deprived Senses | 3.5 |
| Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear | 4.0 |
| Big Noble First Light | 3.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation White Noise | 4.0 |
| 10/10, 100/100, best album ever fuck you if you disagree |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Omega | 3.5 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt 2 | 3.5 |
| Preoccupations Viet Cong | 4.0 |
| Trvth Trvth Be Told | 4.0 |
| http://media.giphy.com/media/o8KR1NXgd3M9q/giphy.gif |
| Sensory Deprivation False Euphoria | 4.0 |
"for the next one, y'all are gonna need a proctologist."
-BMDrummer, 2015 |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 1.0 |
| Death Grips Fashion Week | 3.0 |
| 2014 |
| D'Angelo Black Messiah | 4.5 |
| Ben Frost V A R I A N T | 3.5 |
| Rishloo Living as Ghosts with Buildings as Teeth | 4.0 |
| The Banner Greying | 4.0 |
| Baring Teeth Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins | 4.0 |
| Damascus When Last We Met | 4.0 |
| Knife Party Abandon Ship | 1.0 |
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
8. Micropenis
EDIT: Yeah, this is terrible. |
| Circa Survive Descensus | 4.5 |
| The Grouch x Eligh x CunninLynguists The Winterfire EP | 4.0 |
| Hans Zimmer Interstellar | 4.5 |
| Bloodbath Grand Morbid Funeral | 3.0 |
| Brant Bjork Black Power Flower | 4.0 |
| Grouper Ruins | 4.0 |
| Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater | 4.0 |
Holy shit, this could actually be good.
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD |
| Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy | 4.5 |
| Eric is a fuckboy. |
| Carcass Surgical Remission/Surplus Steel | 3.5 |
This
At War With Reality
50 feet of shit
Siren Charms |
| Recondite Iffy | 3.5 |
| Skyharbor Guiding Lights | 4.0 |
| Sensory Deprivation Godspeed | 3.5 |
| oh no |
| Azealia Banks Broke With Expensive Taste | 4.0 |
| Old Man Gloom The Ape of God II | 4.5 |
| Stolas Allomaternal | 4.0 |
| Old Man Gloom The Ape of God I | 4.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 4.5 |
| Dean Blunt Black Metal | 4.0 |
| Soen Tellurian | 4.0 |
| Wildbirds and Peacedrums Rhythm | 4.0 |
| The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River | 4.5 |
| Black Milk If There's A Hell Below | 4.0 |
| Pianos Become the Teeth Keep You | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2 | 4.5 |
I put that dick in her mouth all day
She got that (dick in her mouth all day)
She take that (dick in her mouth all day)
(She said she wanted my, wanted my)
Dick in her mouth all day, day
I get with that (dick in her mouth all day)
She play with that (dick in her mouth all day)
She want that (dick in her mouth all day)
I think I'm in love again (Love again) |
| As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero | 1.5 |
| Jessie Ware Tough Love | 4.0 |
| Gates (USA-NJ) Bloom and Breathe | 4.5 |
| Winterfylleth The Divination Of Antiquity | 3.5 |
| Caribou Our Love | 4.0 |
| Flying Lotus You're Dead! | 4.5 |
| Apparently, people really like this album. Enough so to the point where both Adams gave it a 4.7. |
| Complete Freedom Episode 1: Exude | 4.0 |
| 2014, and Cap still hasn't named an album "Trvth Be Told". |
| Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity | 4.0 |
| Millicent Waffles Under Dark Blue Blanket | 4.0 |
| Gerard Way Hesitant Alien | 3.5 |
| Beach Slang Cheap Thrills On A Dead End Street | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Time to Die | 4.0 |
| If somebody reviews this before me, there will be blood. |
| Decapitated Blood Mantra | 2.5 |
| Matty Mullins Matty Mullins | 1.5 |
| Would be okay if it wasn't for the ear-grating production, awful vocals, and electronic elements. |
| Aphex Twin Syro | 4.5 |
Syromania, Syro City, Syro Ball, Syro Plane, Syro Compass, Auto Syro, Syro Scope, Syro Frequency,
Syro Magnetic, Syro Stabilizer, Syro Stat |
| Oado Life Era | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain | 4.0 |
| The Contortionist Language | 4.0 |
| Complete Freedom Inner Thoughts | 3.5 |
| The Script No Sound Without Silence | 1.0 |
| Eterknight Ragnarok | 3.0 |
| Sugary Sweet Machines Controlled Breathing | 4.0 |
| 100% chance of this being one of the best ambient albums this year. |
| U2 Songs of Innocence | 3.0 |
| Tennis Ritual In Repeat | 4.0 |
| Interpol El Pintor | 4.5 |
| Tiny Moving Parts Pleasant Living | 4.5 |
| Banks Goddess | 4.5 |
| Darkspace Dark Space III I | 4.5 |
| Aspherium The Fall of Therenia | 4.0 |
| Maroon 5 V | 1.5 |
| Dark Fortress Venereal Dawn | 3.5 |
| YOB Clearing The Path To Ascend | 4.0 |
| Rabbit Junk Pop That Pretty Thirty | 4.0 |
| lightchaser. Songs for My Father | 4.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale | 1.5 |
| Opeth Pale Communion | 3.0 |
| Invent Animate Everchanger | 3.0 |
| Charlatan Local Agent | 3.5 |
| The Rentals Lost In Alphaville | 4.0 |
| The Bug Angels and Devils | 4.0 |
| A Slow Descent Secrets of a Melting Moon | 4.0 |
| Fuck y'all and your "3.5" ratings. Also, IT'S ON, BIG NIG. |
| Ariana Grande My Everything | 2.5 |
| Maybeshewill Fair Youth | 3.5 |
| Royal Blood Royal Blood | 4.0 |
| Lost Ubikyst in Apeiron Abstruse Imbeciles Nailed on Slavery | 3.0 |
| King 810 Memoirs of a Murderer | 1.0 |
| Somebody gave this a 4.5? Are you fucking serious? And now a 5? Fuck off. |
| Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) You Will Eventually Be Forgotten | 2.5 |
| Kimbra The Golden Echo | 4.5 |
| Buckcherry Fuck | 1.0 |
| Shitty riffs, shitty lyrics, shitty production, and just the shitty attitude of this culminates in it being crowned the worst album of the year. And that means these guys beat out King 810 and Black Tongue. Wow. |
| Savlonic Red | 3.5 |
| Accept Blind Rage | 4.0 |
| FKA Twigs LP1 | 4.0 |
| Prawn Kingfisher | 4.0 |
| Capture Reign of Terror | 2.0 |
| Bear in Heaven Time Is Over One Day Old | 3.0 |
| Spoon They Want My Soul | 4.5 |
| Zomboy The Outbreak | 2.0 |
| Owl John Owl John | 4.5 |
| Panopticon Roads to the North | 4.0 |
| Eluveitie Origins | 4.0 |
| Jenny Lewis The Voyager | 3.5 |
| Shabazz Palaces Lese Majesty | 4.0 |
| Yes Heaven and Earth | 1.5 |
| Overkill White Devil Armory | 4.0 |
| Anberlin Lowborn | 4.0 |
| Joyce Manor Never Hungover Again | 4.0 |
| Alvvays Alvvays | 4.0 |
| Fallujah The Flesh Prevails | 4.0 |
| My Brightest Diamond None More Than You | 4.0 |
| Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me | 2.0 |
| NOISIA Purpose | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls | 3.0 |
It's like Screaming for Vengeance. Except without the awesome riffs. Or awesome vocals. Or
awesome anything.
Edit: I was wrong. Yeah, it ain't Brave New World or Endgame, but it's still 10 times better
than Nostradamus. |
| Origin Omnipresent | 4.0 |
| '68 In Humor and Sadness | 4.0 |
| Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other | 4.5 |
| Low Roar 0 | 4.5 |
| Seven That Spells The Death And Resurrection Of Krautrock: IO | 4.0 |
| Complete Freedom Approaching | 4.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| MAGIC! Don't Kill the Magic | 1.5 |
| Dot Hacker How's Your Process? (Work) | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.5 |
| Slugdge Gastronomicon | 4.5 |
| How to Dress Well What Is This Heart? | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 4.0 |
| Mastodon decides to hire the artist who designed the album art for Rings of Saturn. |
| Inanimate Existence A Never-Ending Cycle of Atonement | 4.0 |
| Ed Sheeran x | 2.0 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 3.0 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 4.5 |
| clipping. CLPPNG | 4.0 |
| Mayhem Esoteric Warfare | 4.0 |
| Kasabian 48:13 | 3.5 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon | 4.0 |
| Saor Aura | 4.5 |
| A Slow Descent Utopias | 4.0 |
| Fucked Up Glass Boys | 4.0 |
| Your Old Droog Your Old Droog | 4.0 |
| MiXE1 Starlit Skin | 3.5 |
| Sharon Van Etten Are We There | 4.5 |
| Ben Frost A U R O R A | 4.5 |
| Ambient AOTY. Period. Best tracks are Sola Fide, Secant, Nolan, and Flex. |
| The Roots ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin | 3.5 |
| The Room Colored Charlatan Primitives | 3.5 |
| Blu Good To Be Home | 4.0 |
| Hoth Oathbreaker | 4.5 |
| Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool | 4.5 |
| King 810 Proem | 1.0 |
An insult to the listener's intelligence. Period. Everything wrong with nu metal is right here in one mixing pot of
shite. |
| Swans To Be Kind | 3.5 |
| Down Down IV - Part II | 3.5 |
| Epica The Quantum Enigma | 4.0 |
| Bane Don't Wait Up | 4.0 |
| Kishi Bashi Lighght | 4.5 |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 1.5 |
| BADBADNOTGOOD III | 4.0 |
| Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall | 4.5 |
| Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves | 4.0 |
Another solid outing from the masters of sludgy death metal. Seriously. These guys have pumped out two albums
in only about 10 months, both of which were excellent additions to their discography. Keep up the good work,
gentlemen. |
| Mekong Delta In a Mirror Darkly | 4.0 |
| Seven Lions Worlds Apart | 4.0 |
| Fennesz Becs | 4.0 |
| Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun | 4.0 |
| Sugary Sweet Machines Tours of the Bleak | 4.5 |
| Light the Torch The Beauty of Destruction(Devil You Know | 2.5 |
| Future Honest | 2.5 |
| The Menzingers Rented World | 4.0 |
| Black Monolith Passenger | 4.0 |
| Trophy Scars Holy Vacants | 4.5 |
| The Great Old Ones Tekeli-Li | 4.5 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 1.5 |
| I Declare War We Are Violent People by Nature | 2.0 |
| The Afghan Whigs Do to the Beast | 4.0 |
| Triptykon Melana Chasmata | 4.5 |
| Squarepusher Music for Robots | 1.0 |
| Sweet Apple The Golden Age of Glitter | 3.0 |
| RATKING So It Goes | 3.5 |
| Teebs E S T A R A | 4.5 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.5 |
| Cheesy disco revival, and I wouldn't have it any other way. |
| Beats Antique A Thousand Faces - Act II | 4.0 |
| Austrian Death Machine Triple Brutal | 3.0 |
| It's not too bad of an album, but seriously, fuck Tim Lambesis. |
| CunninLynguists Strange Journey Vol. 3 | 3.5 |
| Wen Signals | 4.0 |
| Iron Reagan Spoiled Identity | 3.5 |
| Acres Solace | 4.0 |
| Efdemin Decay | 4.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Unconditional | 2.5 |
| Skrillex Recess | 1.5 |
| La Dispute Rooms of the House | 4.0 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 4.0 |
| The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream | 4.5 |
| Elbow The Take Off And Landing Of Everything | 4.0 |
| Carnifex Die Without Hope | 4.0 |
| Nothing Guilty of Everything | 4.0 |
| Morbus Chron Sweven | 4.5 |
| Leon Vynehall Music For The Uninvited | 4.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 3.0 |
| Snarky Puppy We Like It Here | 3.5 |
| St. Vincent St. Vincent | 4.0 |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There | 4.5 |
| Kassem Mosse Workshop 19 | 4.0 |
| Issues Issues | 2.0 |
| Francis Harris Minutes of Sleep | 4.0 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 3.0 |
| Crosses Crosses | 3.5 |
| Clay Wilson The Bunker New York 002 | 3.5 |
| Capture Live Life | 2.0 |
| Behemoth The Satanist | 4.5 |
| Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World | 4.0 |
| Within Temptation Hydra | 3.5 |
| Periphery Clear | 3.0 |
| Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything | 4.5 |
| Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues | 4.0 |
| Alcest Shelter | 4.0 |
| Leisure Muffin The Bunker New York 001 | 4.0 |
| Manners Pale Blue Light | 4.0 |
