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2024
Iron And Wine Light Verse	4.0
No breakdowns, screaming queefs, or unbridled brutality. Created by a man with a healthy sex life. No wonder sput could give a fuck less
Melvins Tarantula Heart	3.5
Dvne Voidkind	4.5
High on Fire Cometh the Storm	4.0
Bongripper Empty	4.0

2023
Baroness Stone	3.5
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of...	5.0
Avenged Sevenfold Life Is But a Dream...	1.5
The Ocean Holocene	4.5
Dave Lombardo Rites Of Percussion	4.0
Root Zero The Weight of What I Started	3.0
Ahab The Coral Tombs	2.5

2022
Elder (USA-MA) Innate Passage	4.5
Moon Tooth Phototroph	4.5
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum	4.5
And So I Watch You From Afar Jettison	4.0

2021
Kadavar and Elder Eldovar - A Story of Darkness & Light	4.5
Mastodon Hushed and Grim	4.5
The Devil Wears Prada ZII	2.0
Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined	4.5
Devin Townsend Devolution Series #1 - Acoustically Inclined, Live	4.5
Billy Strings Renewal	4.5

2020
Mastodon Medium Rarities	4.0
Zakk Sabbath Vertigo	4.5
And So I Watch You From Afar Successors	3.5
Night Thieves Battle Cry	3.5

2019
Billy Strings Home	5.0
Taylor Swift Lover	1.0
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest	4.5
Baroness Gold and Grey	4.5
Mastodon Stairway to Nick John	4.0
Moon Tooth Crux	5.0

2018
Jason Becker Triumphant Hearts	4.5
High on Fire Electric Messiah	4.5
Devin Townsend Project Ocean Machine: Live in Plovdiv	5.0
Church of the Cosmic Skull Science Fiction	4.5
Slugdge Esoteric Malacology	4.5

2017
Boris Live At Third Man Records	4.5
Skillet Unleashed Beyond	1.0
Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black	4.5
Billy Strings Turmoil and Tinfoil	4.5
Mastodon Cold Dark Place	5.0
Elder (USA-MA) Reflections of a Floating World	4.5
Miss May I Shadows Inside	2.5
Mastodon Emperor of Sand	4.5

2016
Guitar Wolf T-Rex From A Tiny Space Yojouhan	1.5

2015
Intronaut The Direction of Last Things	4.5
Millicent Waffles Son of Ra	4.0
Bosse-de-Nage All Fours	4.0
Global Chernobyl Endtime	4.0
Fuck fozzie.
Elder (USA-MA) Lore	4.5

2014
Inter Arma The Cavern	4.5
The Allman Brothers Band The 1971 Fillmore East Recordings	4.5
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun	4.0
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool	4.5
Helms Alee Sleepwalking Sailors	4.5

2013
Mutoid Man Helium Head	4.5
Gorguts Colored Sands	4.5
Haken The Mountain	4.5
Typhoon (USA-OR) White Lighter	5.0
Evan Brewer Your Itinerary	4.5
Scale the Summit The Migration	4.0
Jason Isbell Southeastern	4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer	4.5
Nosound Afterthoughts	4.5
And So I Watch You From Afar All Hail Bright Futures	4.5
Intronaut Habitual Levitations	4.5
Inter Arma Sky Burial	4.5
Ewan Dobson Acoustic Metal	4.5

2012
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind	4.5
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended	1.0
Dysrhythmia Test Of Submission	4.5
Tempel (USA-AZ) On the Steps of the Temple	4.5
Om Advaitic Songs	4.0
Torche Harmonicraft	4.0
Author and Punisher Ursus Americanus	4.0
Ancestors In Dreams And Time	4.5
Meshuggah Koloss	4.5
Solterra Soul, Earth, Sun	4.5

2011
Puscifer Conditions of My Parole	4.5
Blotted Science The Animation of Entomology	4.5
Mastodon The Hunter	4.0
Shrinebuilder Live in Europe 2010	4.5
Elder (USA-MA) Dead Roots Stirring	4.5
And So I Watch You From Afar 7 Billion People All Alive at Once	4.5
*shels Plains Of The Purple Buffalo	4.5
Helms Alee Weatherhead	4.5
And So I Watch You From Afar Gangs	4.0
Deafheaven Roads to Judah	4.5
Trap Them Darker Handcraft	4.5
Ott Mir	4.0
Vessels Helioscope	4.5
Encrust From Birth To Soil	4.5

2010
Talons Hollow Realm	4.0
Deathspell Omega Paracletus	4.0
Exemption Public Cemetery Party	4.0
Eluvium Static Nocturne	4.5
Intronaut Valley of Smoke	4.5
Junip Fields	4.5
Iron Chic Not Like This	4.5
Yo-Yo Ma Bach: Unaccompanied Cello Suites	4.5
Sleepy Sun Fever	4.5
Lamb of God Hourglass: Anthology Collection	5.0
Dead Letter Circus This Is The Warning	4.0
Typhoon (USA-OR) Hunger and Thirst	4.5
Mono Holy Ground: NYC Live	4.5
Trampled By Turtles Palomino	4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis	4.5
Mimicking Birds Mimicking Birds	4.5
Jakub Zytecki Demos	4.5

2009
toe For Long Tomorrow	4.5
Shpongle Ineffable Mysteries from Shpongleland	4.5
Shrinebuilder Shrinebuilder	4.5
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect	4.5
Russian Circles Geneva	4.5
Lightning Bolt Earthly Delights	4.0
Converge Axe to Fall	4.5
Mouse On The Keys An Anxious Object	4.5
Maybeshewill Sing The Word Hope In Four-Part Harmony	4.5
Karnivool Sound Awake	4.5
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders	4.5
And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar	4.5
Mastodon Crack the Skye	5.0
Irepress Sol Eye Sea I	4.5
Giant Squid The Ichthyologist	4.5
The Derek Trucks Band Already Free	4.5
Desert Dwellers DownTemple Dub: Roots	4.0
The Mercury Program Chez Viking	4.5

2008
Dozer Beyond Colossal	4.5
Erik Mongrain Equilibrium	4.5
Burst Lazarus Bird	4.5
sgt. Stylus Fantasticus	4.5
Vessels White Fields and Open Devices	4.5
Blind Pilot 3 Rounds and a Sound	4.5
Deadbird Twilight Ritual	4.5
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight	5.0
Mahmoud Guinia Mahmoud Guinia	4.5
Torche Meanderthal	4.0
Meshuggah obZen	5.0
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave	4.5
You Slut! Critical Meat	4.5
LITE Phantasia	4.5

2007
Oceansize Frames	4.5
Iron And Wine The Shepherd's Dog	4.5
Jose Gonzalez In Our Nature	4.5
Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia	4.5
High on Fire Death Is This Communion	4.5
Te It Be The Thinking As 'the Song' Of Realistic Sound From The World Which	4.5
Baroness Red Album	4.5
Younger Brother The Last Days of Gravity	4.5
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago	4.5
*shels Sea of the Dying Dhow	4.5
The National Boxer	5.0
Wilco Sky Blue Sky	4.5
Rush Snakes & Arrows	4.0
Exemption The Rabbit Hole	4.5
Eluvium Copia	4.5
Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust	4.5
Hella There's No 666 In Outer Space	4.5

2006
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist	4.5
Melvins A Senile Animal	5.0
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister	4.5
Mastodon Blood Mountain	4.5
Jakob Solace	5.0
Guthrie Govan Erotic Cakes	4.5
This Will Destroy You Young Mountain	4.5
Astronautalis The Mighty Ocean and Nine Dark Theaters	4.5
Tool 10,000 Days	5.0
The Black Angels Passover	4.5
David Gilmour On An Island	4.5
Mastodon Call of the Mastodon	4.0
Akimbo Forging Steel and Laying Stone	4.5
Paul Gilbert Get Out of My Yard	4.5

2005
Andy McKee Art of Motion	5.0
Oceansize Everyone Into Position	4.5
Sigur Ros Takk...	4.5
toe The Book About My Idle Plot on a Vague Anxiety	4.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries	5.0
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...	4.5
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World	5.0
The National Alligator	5.0
Strapping Young Lad Alien	4.5
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree	5.0
By The End Of Tonight A Tribute To Tigers	4.5
High on Fire Blessed Black Wings	4.5
Earthless Sonic Prayer	4.0

2004
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake	4.5
Mastodon Leviathan	4.5
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm	5.0
Clutch Blast Tyrant	4.5
Sachiko M Bar Sachiko	1.0

2003
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place	5.0
Do Make Say Think Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn	4.5
Opeth Lamentations	4.5
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll	4.5
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step	5.0
Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands	4.5
Poison the Well You Come Before You	4.5
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium	4.5
Mogwai Happy Songs for Happy People	4.0
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution	5.0
By The End Of Tonight ...In A Letter To The Sandbox	4.5
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn	5.0

2002
Audioslave Audioslave	4.5
Opeth Deliverance	4.5
Pearl Jam Riot Act	3.5
The Devil Makes Three The Devil Makes Three	5.0
Doug Martsch Now You Know	4.5
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf	5.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way	4.5
Mastodon Remission	4.5
High on Fire Surrounded by Thieves	4.0
Andy Timmons That Was Then, This Is Now	4.5
Nine Inch Nails And All That Could Have Been	4.5

2001
Aesop Rock Labor Days	4.5
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets	4.5
Tool Lateralus	5.0
Buddy Guy Sweet Tea	4.5
Four Tet Pause	4.5
Opeth Blackwater Park	5.0

2000
Tool Salival	4.0
Electric Wizard Dopethrone	4.5
Skillet Ardent Worship	1.0
Mudvayne L.D. 50	4.0
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms	4.0
High on Fire Art of Self-Defense	4.5
Modest Mouse Building Nothing Out of Something	5.0
Pearl Jam Binaural	5.0
Lamb of God New American Gospel	4.0

1999
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile	5.0
Widespread Panic Til The Medicine Takes	5.0
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun	4.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication	5.0
Built to Spill Keep It Like a Secret	4.5
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst	4.5

1998
P.O.D. The Warriors EP	3.5
Massive Attack Mezzanine	4.5
Dirty Three Ocean Songs	4.5
Eliane Radigue Trilogie de la Mort	1.0

1997
Audio Adrenaline Some Kind of Zombie	3.5
Stereolab Dots and Loops	4.5
Pantera Official Live: 101 Proof	5.0
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech	5.0
Radiohead OK Computer	4.5
Faith No More Album of the Year	4.0
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind	4.5
Strapping Young Lad City	4.5
Built to Spill Perfect from Now On	4.5

1996
Tool Ænima	5.0
Opeth Morningrise	4.5
Soundgarden Down on the Upside	5.0
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood	4.5
Alvin Youngblood Hart Big Mama's Door	4.5
Audio Adrenaline Bloom	3.5
Motorpsycho Blissard	4.5
The Blacktop Cadence Chemistry For Changing Times	4.5

1995
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness	5.0
Blind Melon Soup	4.5
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve	5.0
Clutch Clutch	4.5

1994
Tom Petty Wildflowers	5.0
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley	5.0
Jimi Hendrix Blues	4.5
Soundgarden Superunknown	4.5

1993
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain	4.5
Pearl Jam Vs.	5.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream	4.5
Tool Undertow	4.0
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun	4.5

1992
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine	4.5
Tool Opiate	4.5

1991
Stevie Ray Vaughan The Sky Is Crying	4.5
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger	4.5
Pearl Jam Ten	4.0
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle	4.0
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese	4.5
Melvins Bullhead	3.5

1990
Primus Frizzle Fry	5.0

1989
Pixies Doolittle	4.5

1988
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking	4.5
Bela Fleck Drive	5.0
Jason Becker Perpetual Burn	4.5

1987
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me	4.0
Sonic Youth Sister	4.0
U2 The Joshua Tree	4.5

1981
Frank Zappa Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar	4.5
Rush Moving Pictures	4.5

1980
AC/DC Back In Black	5.0
Rush Permanent Waves	4.5

1979
The Tony Rice Unit Acoustics	4.5

1978
Rush Hemispheres	4.5

1977
Rush A Farewell to Kings	4.5
Pink Floyd Animals	5.0

1976
Bob Seger Live Bullet	4.5
Buy a case of natty light. Buy a case of pbr. Drink them. Cut the sleeves off your favorite flannel. Put this record on. Mute pro wrestling and enjoy the tunes as danny bautista drops elbows. Cut a mullet. Turn the record over. Take the chicken fingers out of the oven. Pay for sex. Turn the page.
Rush 2112	4.5

1975
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here	5.0

1974
Rory Gallagher Irish Tour '74	4.5

1973
The Who Quadrophenia	4.5
ZZ Top Tres Hombres	4.5
Yes Yessongs	5.0
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon	4.5
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire	4.5

1972
Yes Close to the Edge	5.0
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.	4.5
Nick Drake Pink Moon	5.0
The Allman Brothers Band Eat a Peach	5.0

1971
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV	5.0
Comus First Utterance	4.5

1970
Black Sabbath Paranoid	5.0
Neil Young After the Gold Rush	4.5
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath	5.0
Exuma Exuma	4.5

1969
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II	4.5
Leo Kottke 6 and 12 String Guitar	5.0

1968
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money	4.5

1967
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love	4.5

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