*shels Sea of the Dying Dhow | 3.5 |
*shels Plains Of The Purple Buffalo | 4.0 |
Aborted Global Flatline | 2.5 |
Abysmal Torment Omnicide | 3.5 |
AC/DC Let There Be Rock | 4.5 |
Alcest Écailles De Lune | 3.0 |
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 3.5 |
Alice in Chains Facelift | 3.5 |
Alice in Chains Nothing Safe: Best of the Box | 3.5 |
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies | 4.0 |
Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged | 4.0 |
Alice in Chains Dirt | 4.5 |
Anal Cunt Live In NYC | 4.0 |
The only band t-shirt i have ever owned to have been burned in the woods? My Anal Cunt spring break shirt that i had ordered online with my minimum wage salary at the ripened age of 16. I'm not talking about an offensive Cannibal Corpse album cover type shock, thrown on the front of a shirt. I'm talking about sharks with swastikas swimming in a lake, with a man ***ting and pissing off of his boat for all to see.
My grandmother found this shirt in the wash, and ordered me to get rid of it. I told her i would, only to ask a friend a favor to let me do my laundry over at his house. My friend, being a lazy bastard himself not supervising the laundry for me, his mother found it. In a great escape, we fled to the woods where we had to burn it. The trouble, discontent, and belligerence it had brought to my life in the 2 days of owning this shirt must have been similar to the trouble, discontent and belligerence Anal Cunt had brought to venues, bars, clubs to innocent audience members and women around the world.
This amazing live masterpiece had been recorded from a live wynu broadcast, so the recording quality is just about the best that they've ever had on a record. Good song selection, not that it ***ing matters. This is a staple in just about every music collection, that was a lie.
Thank you seth putnam and gang, I always think of your music when i pass by the park i burned my shirt at. I actually wish i still had it. |
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 1.0 |
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 1.0 |
Ascension Consolamentum | 4.0 |
Any black metal fan should give it a listen. It made me a fan. |
Asphyx Last One on Earth | 4.0 |
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease | 3.0 |
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 5.0 |
The only album to actually slaughter your soul. |
Atreyu The Curse | 1.0 |
Autopsy Severed Survival | 4.0 |
Autopsy Mental Funeral | 4.0 |
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 1.0 |
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 1.0 |
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 1.0 |
Bad Brains Bad Brains | 5.0 |
BECAUSE I GOTTA KEEP MY PMA YALL |
Baroness Blue Record | 3.5 |
Bathory Blood Fire Death | 4.5 |
Beheading of a King Quasar: Preserving Legacy | 3.0 |
Behemoth Demigod | 3.0 |
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare | 4.0 |
Big Brother And The Holding Company Cheap Thrills | 4.0 |
Black Breath Sentenced To Life | 3.5 |
Black Flag Damaged | 2.5 |
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 4.5 |
When you're taking the bong out of the closet, this is some good theme music. |
Blind Faith Blind Faith | 4.0 |
Botch We Are the Romans | 4.5 |
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses | 2.0 |
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated | 3.0 |
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding | 3.5 |
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica | 3.0 |
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness | 4.5 |
The best and essential carcass. Before they got sorta gay and in flames-ish. |
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 3.0 |
Children of Bodom Something Wild | 3.0 |
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 3.5 |
Children of Bodom Tokyo Warhearts | 4.0 |
Coalesce 0:12 Revolution in Just Listening | 4.5 |
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing | 3.5 |
Converge No Heroes | 3.5 |
Converge Axe to Fall | 3.5 |
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky | 4.0 |
Converge Jane Doe | 5.0 |
This is fuckin killer in any and every way. A large, and well directed step, for all metal music. |
Convulse World Without God | 4.0 |
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 1.0 |
Cryptopsy Once Was Not | 3.5 |
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh | 4.0 |
Cryptopsy None So Vile | 5.0 |
I EMAILED FLO TO SEE IF HE WANTED TO START A BAND WITH ME. HE NEVER EMAILED BACK. |
Cynic Traced in Air | 4.5 |
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium | 2.5 |
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 4.5 |
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables | 5.0 |
Death Individual Thought Patterns | 5.0 |
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice | 4.0 |
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum | 4.0 |
Deathspell Omega Drought | 4.0 |
Deathspell Omega Paracletus | 4.5 |
Decapitated Nihility | 4.0 |
Decapitated Winds of Creation | 4.5 |
Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance | 3.5 |
Defeater Travels | 3.5 |
Deftones White Pony | 3.0 |
Deftones Around the Fur | 3.0 |
Deicide The Stench of Redemption | 3.0 |
Deicide Deicide | 4.5 |
Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes | 4.0 |
Demilich Nespithe | 5.0 |
Destruction The Antichrist | 4.0 |
Destruction Release from Agony | 4.5 |
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream | 4.0 |
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 4.5 |
Down NOLA | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Train of Thought | 3.0 |
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity | 3.0 |
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence | 3.5 |
Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.0 |
Dream Theater Awake | 4.0 |
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 4.5 |
Drowningman How They Light Cigarettes in Prison | 4.0 |
Drowningman Rock And Roll Killing Machine | 4.5 |
Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline | 3.5 |
Dying Fetus Destroy the Opposition | 4.0 |
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse | 4.0 |
Emperor IX Equilibrium | 4.0 |
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... | 4.0 |
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk | 4.5 |
Enslaved Isa | 4.0 |
Entombed Left Hand Path | 4.0 |
Exhorder Slaughter in the Vatican | 4.5 |
Exodus Tempo of the Damned | 4.0 |
Exodus Fabulous Disaster | 4.5 |
Exodus Bonded by Blood | 5.0 |
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime | 4.0 |
Faith No More Album of the Year | 4.0 |
Faith No More Angel Dust | 4.5 |
Faith No More The Real Thing | 5.0 |
Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist | 1.0 |
Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer | 1.0 |
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 1.0 |
Frank Zappa Hot Rats | 5.0 |
Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams | 4.0 |
Glassjaw El Mark | 3.0 |
Glassjaw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang | 3.0 |
Glassjaw Coloring Book | 3.5 |
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles) | 4.0 |
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute | 4.5 |
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence | 5.0 |
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity | 4.0 |
Gorguts Obscura | 5.0 |
Some of you fucking boots need to stop ripping this band off and insulting them and start giving them the credit they deserve. |
Gorilla Biscuits Start Today | 2.5 |
Gorod Leading Vision | 4.0 |
Green Day American Idiot | 1.0 |
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 4.5 |
GWAR Scumdogs of the Universe | 4.0 |
GZA Liquid Swords | 4.5 |
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun | 4.0 |
Heathen Victims of Deception | 4.5 |
Hellyeah Hellyeah | 1.0 |
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings | 4.5 |
Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider | 4.5 |
Iced Earth Alive in Athens | 5.0 |
STORM ON, GRAB ON. rSTORM RIDERRRRR STORM RIDDUGHHHHHHH |
Immolation Failures for Gods | 3.5 |
Immolation Unholy Cult | 4.0 |
Immolation Close to a World Below | 5.0 |
It was such a rare occassion when i first listened to this. It was like, a death metal album that didn't let me down as soon as i hit play. |
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism | 3.0 |
Immortal At the Heart of Winter | 3.5 |
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness | 4.0 |
Incantation Diabolical Conquest | 4.0 |
Incubus (USA-CA) Fungus Amongus | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden Powerslave | 4.5 |
Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk | 4.0 |
Jeff Buckley Mystery White Boy | 4.5 |
Jeff Buckley Live at Sin-é | 4.5 |
Jeff Buckley Grace | 5.0 |
Joe Satriani The Extremist | 4.5 |
Joe Satriani Surfing with the Alien | 5.0 |
Judas Priest British Steel | 3.0 |
Judas Priest Painkiller | 4.0 |
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 5.0 |
Killing The Dream Fractures | 3.0 |
Kiss It Goodbye She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not | 4.0 |
Korn Korn | 1.5 |
Kreator Phantom Antichrist | 2.5 |
durr lets have a song insulting the us marines to sound edgy and wicked! durr. i prefer the new overkill and even accept. i was expecting better from all the hype, but ZZzzzZzzz... |
Lady Gaga The Fame | 1.0 |
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti | 5.0 |
Loma Prieta I.V. | 4.0 |
Macabre Dahmer | 4.5 |
Mad Season Above | 4.0 |
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible | 4.5 |
Marduk Panzer Division Marduk | 2.0 |
Marduk Opus Nocturne | 2.5 |
Marduk Heaven Shall Burn... When We Are Gathered | 2.5 |
Marduk Nightwing | 3.0 |
Marduk Rom 5:12 | 3.0 |
Marduk Dark Endless | 4.0 |
Mastodon Blood Mountain | 2.0 |
Mastodon The Hunter | 2.0 |
Mastodon Leviathan | 3.0 |
Mayhem Chimera | 1.5 |
Mayhem Deathcrush | 3.0 |
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 4.5 |
awesome album. it put the genre on the map. not to mention, a hilarious murder, suicide, arson and i'm sure some sodomy charges occurred thanks to this album. |
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 4.0 |
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.0 |
Megadeth Rust in Peace | 5.0 |
Hey metallica!.... checkmate. |
Metallica St. Anger | 1.0 |
Metallica Death Magnetic | 1.0 |
Metallica Reload | 1.5 |
Metallica Load | 2.0 |
Metallica Metallica | 2.5 |
Metallica Master of Puppets | 3.0 |
Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.0 |
Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.5 |
Metallica ...And Justice for All | 5.0 |
FUCKING METAL. listened to this record to death before leaving for afghanistan. |
Minor Threat Out of Step | 2.5 |
Misery Index Traitors | 3.5 |
Misery Index Heirs to Thievery | 3.5 |
Misfits Bullet | 4.5 |
Look... 4 songs, but 4 great misfits songs without clutter, at their prime. |
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.0 |
Morbid Angel Domination | 3.5 |
Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation | 3.5 |
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick | 4.0 |
Morbid Angel Covenant | 4.0 |
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness | 4.5 |
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante | 4.0 |
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle | 4.5 |
Mr. Bungle California | 5.0 |
If you don't agree, then try eating mushrooms before you listen. You'll be forced to agree. |
Mudvayne Lost and Found | 1.0 |
Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 3.0 |
Nas Illmatic | 4.5 |
Nasum Inhale/Exhale | 4.5 |
KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FUCKERS AND UNLEASHES THE FURY |
Nasum Human 2.0 | 4.5 |
Nasum Helvete | 5.0 |
Nausea (USA-NY) Extinction | 3.5 |
Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
Necrophobic Bloodhymns | 4.0 |
Necrophobic Hrimthursum | 4.0 |
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence | 4.5 |
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black | 4.5 |
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor | 4.5 |
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.0 |
Nile At The Gate of Sethu | 4.0 |
Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance | 4.5 |
this is the first nile album i have ever listened to. i remember getting it when it came out, and nobody knew who they were. i loved it. |
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel | 4.5 |
Overkill Horrorscope | 4.0 |
Ozzy Osbourne No Rest for the Wicked | 2.5 |
I mean *pinch harmonic* i can't stand the cheesy lyrics and *pinch harmonic* the faggot from jersey, zakk *pinch harmonic* wylde. his guitar style is so annoying *pinch harmonic* and this is where his fucking pinch harmonics *pinch harmonic* start. He did them for the rest of his career every 5 seconds because he thought that's what metal guitarists have to do every 5 seconds.. fuck him.r*PINCH HARMONIC* |
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz | 3.5 |
If you take out the vocals, i have nothing but randy rhoads! |
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 4.5 |
Pink Floyd Animals | 4.5 |
Pink Floyd Meddle | 4.5 |
Pink Floyd The Wall | 4.5 |
Plebeian Grandstand How Hate is Hard to Define | 3.5 |
Poison Idea Feel the Darkness | 4.5 |
Protest the Hero Kezia | 4.0 |
Psycroptic Ob(Servant) | 3.5 |
Psycroptic The Scepter of the Ancients | 4.5 |
Quicksand Slip | 4.0 |
Rise and Fall Faith | 3.5 |
Satyricon Now, Diabolical | 1.0 |
Satyricon Nemesis Divina | 3.0 |
Sepultura Chaos A.D. | 4.0 |
Sepultura Roots | 4.0 |
Sepultura Arise | 4.5 |
Sepultura Beneath the Remains | 4.5 |
Sepultura Schizophrenia | 4.5 |
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad | 4.0 |
Slayer Divine Intervention | 3.0 |
Slayer Diabolus in Musica | 3.0 |
Slayer God Hates Us All | 3.5 |
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 4.0 |
Slayer Show No Mercy | 4.0 |
Slayer Hell Awaits | 4.0 |
Slayer Decade of Aggression | 4.0 |
Slayer South of Heaven | 4.0 |
Slayer Reign in Blood | 5.0 |
SLLLLAAAAYYYYYEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 1.0 |
Slipknot Slipknot | 3.0 |
Snot Get Some | 4.0 |
Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.0 |
Spawn of Possession Cabinet | 4.0 |
Steve Vai Passion and Warfare | 5.0 |
Fucking essential in any serious guitar players collection. |
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life | 4.5 |
Stone No Anaesthesia! | 4.5 |
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom | 4.0 |
Suffocation Souls to Deny | 3.5 |
Suffocation Despise the Sun | 3.5 |
Suffocation Pierced from Within | 4.5 |
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten | 4.5 |
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn | 4.5 |
it has piss poor production, sure, but it's fuckin killer. So what, they needed money for drugs that month and couldn't afford the studio time we expected. Shit happens. |
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy | 4.0 |
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog | 3.0 |
Testament First Strike Still Deadly | 4.0 |
you can listen to some of their older selections, but i don't always have the means to turn up my radio as loud as possible just to hear it. this is a breath of fresh air and works wonders in the gym. |
Testament The New Order | 4.5 |
Testament The Legacy | 4.5 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 3.5 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 4.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 4.0 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 4.5 |
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 5.0 |
Kinda leaves you thinking "so, what if we just invite mike back and kick out greg..." |
The Menzingers Chamberlain Waits | 3.5 |
The Monolith Deathcult Trivmvirate | 3.5 |
The Mothers of Invention Freak Out! | 4.0 |
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead | 4.0 |
The Tallest Man on Earth The Tallest Man on Earth | 3.5 |
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird | 4.0 |
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt | 4.5 |
Thorns Thorns | 5.0 |
You can't mate...a penguin with a zebra....well, yeah you fuckin can. |
Tim Buckley Goodbye and Hello | 4.0 |
Tomahawk Anonymous | 3.0 |
Tomahawk Tomahawk | 3.5 |
Tomahawk Mit Gas | 4.0 |
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me | 3.0 |
Toxik Think This | 4.5 |
Trap Them Filth Rations | 3.0 |
Trap Them Darker Handcraft | 3.0 |
Trap Them Seizures In Barren Praise | 4.0 |
United Nations United Nations | 3.0 |
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters | 5.0 |
Vision of Disorder Vision of Disorder | 3.0 |
Vision of Disorder Imprint | 3.0 |
Vital Remains Dechristianize | 4.0 |
Voivod Nothingface | 4.5 |
W.A.S.P. W.A.S.P. | 3.0 |
Wormrot Abuse | 4.0 |
Yngwie Malmsteen Rising Force | 5.0 |
When he signed my tshirt, he had to sign it on his bus with nobody looking at him. For that sort of retard-esque, hilarious beethoven-ish behavior- I THANK YOU. |