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2 Chainz B.O.A.T.S. II #METIME3.0
his sense of flow has gotten perfect this past year, his lyrics/wordplay aint great usually but they're entertaining and usually not trash anymore and some of the beats on here are some of the wildest of the year. maybe this will change but too many songs dont stick with me and too many of the beats are above average radio friendly trap for me to really be into tho
2Pac Me Against the World5.0
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory3.5
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders5.0
Ab-Soul Control System4.0
kick yo game, spit yo flow, can't fuck wit this Top Dawg shit doe
Alcest Les Voyages De L'Âme3.5
Art By Numbers Reticence: The Musical2.5
ASAP Ferg Trap Lord3.0
I give ferg the credit of being able to make a good sounding song when he wants. let it go, shabba, hood pope, dump n didn't wanna all sound good for the most part and I can vibe wit the verses. but for the most part ferg bases his rap career/lyrics off trendy "street/gangsta music" buzzwords and boring "new age indie trap beats" to make the whole album enjoyable and his delivery can be interesting at some times and at others he tries too hard to sound different and raps like a male nicki minaj. good songs bogged down by insincerity, studio gangsta-isms and trying to sound different too much. also the work remix sucks but the og work is my favorite ferg song, dat clean ya gun music
Belong Common Era4.0
So many haters, y'all.
Bersarin Quartett Bersarin Quartett4.5
Best Coast Crazy For You3.5
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous3.5
Bill Evans Portrait in Jazz3.5
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver4.5
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.5
Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom4.5
Bongripper Hippie Killer4.5
Bongzilla Gateway4.0
BT This Binary Universe5.0
BT Movement In Still Life4.0
Camp Lo Uptown Saturday Night4.5
I never thought I'd be so in love with a jazz hip-hop record so much since I kind assumed it
was all ATCQ knockoffs, and I actually don't like A Tribe that much. This is amazing, the
emcees both have so much charisma along with the catchy-yet-relaxed production. The slang
that seems made-up on the spot just makes some extra unf. Coolie High might be one of the
best hip-hop songs ever. Can't believe this isn't more of a classic.
Celtic Frost Monotheist4.0
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady5.0
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um5.0
Charles Mingus Blues & Roots4.5
Chief Keef Back From The Dead3.5
chief keef has so much potential but he's just too content with puttin out sub-par songs. but I think this Chief Keef is the best chief keef. it's raw shit that just sounds like a dark night in southside Chi town and this is just a dude in a hoodie ready to come out the shadows and buss ya head open any second as opposed to the super catchy mumbly Keef on the album. Designer and I Don't Like are the best songs
Childish Gambino Royalty3.0
the guy who gave it a 2.5 thought Beck killed his verse. guess he's really "turning traumas into nirvanas". ughhhhh.
Clams Casino Rainforest4.5
Knowing he has no rappers to minimize his efforts or make him restrain himself on his production, he goes all out to produce a landscape of lo-fi, beautiful, hazy, drug-induced sound that uses eerie melodies, fuzziness, and imagery that really can make one imagine sprawling bright green foliage and rushing rivers and it makes the music just wash over you.rOh, and it's good when you're high, too.
Clams Casino Instrumental Mixtape4.0
cLOUDDEAD cLOUDDEAD5.0
Converge Jane Doe5.0
Converge You Fail Me4.5
D'Angelo Voodoo5.0
D'Angelo Brown Sugar4.5
Lady is the joint to play as a morning soundtrack with a good system. that describes dangelos whole vibe but ladys the song that does it best
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance4.5
Denzel Curry Nostalgic 644.0
Denzel Curry Strictly 4 My R.V.I.D.X.R.Z.3.5
DJ Screw 3 'N The Mornin' (Part Two)5.0
Screw da legend
DJ Screw 3 'N The Mornin' (Part One)4.0
DJ Screw Chapter 70 - Endonesia4.5
DJ Screw Chapter 108: 3-n-da Morning3.5
DJ Screw Bigtyme Recordz Vol. II: All Screwed Up3.5
Drake So Far Gone4.0
Drake Thank Me Later4.0
Amazing primarily pop rap/R&B with personal Drake twists and a story about a young man
thrust into his fame and having to assure himself that he's worth it. Not as artsy as So Far
Gone or Take Care but Aubrey and 40 still knew how to write fantastic poppier songs.
Drake Take Care4.5
ppl don't seem to get that Drake is more about musicianship than he is trying to be an
amazing rapper. He's a great songwriter and he includes so many great subtleties and subtext
in his lyrics plus goddamn the man can make an amazing melody.
Earl Sweatshirt Doris4.0
Erykah Badu Baduizm5.0
Erykah Badu Mama's Gun4.0
Eyedea and Abilities First Born4.0
Pretty cool I mean not that eye-opening or mindblowing but it's thoughtful and the lyricism
is pretty nice. And Abilities is a pretty great producer, he knows Eyedea works best with
these minimalistic beats and makes them these weird futuristic things.
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE4.5
i like rating albums as classics an hour after they're released, too.
Gucci Mane Trap Back3.5
The Plain Jane -> Get it Back -> Trap Back is the best trio of songs ever. Deal w/ it.
Gucci Mane Chicken Talk3.5
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness5.0
James Blake Enough Thunder3.0
A further venture into his piano ballad-y side with a more tamed future garage sound. A
pleasant listen, but can just seem like another art-pop artist at times. He needs to delve
deeper into his CMYK and Klavierwerke days and bring back that. Though keep the vocals like
on his ST because those are gorgeous.
James Blake Klavierwerke3.5
James Blake CMYK4.0
James Blake James Blake4.5
Japandroids Post-Nothing4.5
Japandroids No Singles3.5
Japandroids Celebration Rock4.0
I'm going to wait til this is reviewed to know what I should think of this.
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt5.0
Without a doubt in my mind, the perfect example of an NYC hip-hop album.
Jeezy Trap Or Die 2: Reloaded3.5
its hard to rate a good jeezy project cuz theres always gonna be a lil filler but the heights of the album are so high and usually the project as a whole jus speaks to you and is a war anthem against brokeness. trap or die reloaded is one of jeezys best tracks and talking/hood politics are my shit here
Jeezy Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 1014.5
Joe McPhee Nation Time3.5
John Coltrane Blue Train5.0
John Coltrane A Love Supreme5.0
Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe2.0
Justin Bieber My World 2.02.5
Justin Bieber Believe4.0
album is pretty damn good, one of the best full pop albums in recent memory. I was really
skeptical when I heard shit like Mistletoe and that this would have some club/"dubstep"-
influenced production on some songs (which makes me throw up when mixed with pop), but he
made it work really well (holy shit did you hear that climax As Long As You Love Me and
Beauty and a Beat?).

He really matured musically and this has very little filler as opposed to My World 2.0, and
it feels a lot more cohesive and has the fantastic closer really makes this feel like an
album and not a collection of possible singles with some other stuff thrown in.

Some of the weak tracks include the opener and Take You (kind of gross generic "electro/R&B"
songs). Also the song with Drake is one of the best Summer R&B songs ever and the bonus
tracks are great. Bieber's on his way to progressing to step up next to Timberlake if he
keeps it up.
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds5.0
ugh it's like this is still the perfect album.
Justin Timberlake Justified4.0
Kanye West Yeezus2.0
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy3.0
Kesha Animal3.0
Kesha Cannibal4.0
Kingpin Skinny Pimp King Of Da Playaz Ball4.0
Koopsta Knicca Da Devil's Playground5.0
Kurt Rosenwinkel The Next Step4.5
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley5.0
Lil B God's Father4.5
Need to listen to this a few more times to get a real idea of what to rate it but I will tell you now that in twenty years, when fathers feel that their child is of age to really learn and understand the world, they'll dig a box out of their closet and dust a #rare vinyl of God's Father off before handing it off to their child, with tears glistening in their eyes to help them in their life journey. #ThankYouBasedGod
Lil B Trapped In Basedworld2.5
Kinda fun with some bangers and of course it has that hilarious appeal of him just getting ridiculous and fun with these things but just a pure stream of that is ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If you like weird ridiculous fun you should at least check this out still.
Lil Ugly Mane Mista Thug Isolation4.0
omg so good
Lil Ugly Mane Uneven Compromise4.5
Lil Ugly Mane THREE SIDED TAPE VOLUME ONE3.5
Lil Ugly Mane THREE SIDED TAPE VOLUME TWO4.0
Lil Wayne Da Drought 34.5
Lil Wayne Dedication 24.5
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV5.0
Now that I listen to this, it's disappointing for Weezy but giving this a 1 just because it's Lil Wayne and you haven't actually heard the album is dumb.
Lil Wayne Tha Block Is Hot3.5
Lil Wayne Tha Carter II5.0
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III3.5
Lil Wayne No Ceilings3.5
Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II1.5
Lil Wayne Dedication 53.0
lil wayne back on his hollygrove hood shit but this makes me think of a no ceilings sequel
more than a dedication sequel. his flow and delivery is a lot better and a much better beat
selection and while his lyrics dont infuriate me they dont stick with me neither or make me
spazz out like they'd do in his prime, it all sounds like generic street lyrics with some
pussy lines thrown in for good measure
Lil Wayne Tha Carter3.5
Lil Wayne The Dedication3.5
Lord Finesse The Awakening4.5
Majority Rule Emergency Numbers4.0
Matana Roberts COIN COIN Chapter One: Gens de couleur libres3.5
Meek Mill Dreamchasers 32.0
this disappointed the fuck out of me. wit recent events with lil snupe (RIP) and the song he released in his name I thought meek would be coming back wit the real but this album is 75% booboo that all sounds like trendy beats and empty verses that don't stick with you and bring that real street music that makes me fuck wit meek
Meek Mill Dreamchasers4.0
Meek Mill Dreamchasers 23.0
Meek Mill Dreams and Nightmares3.5
ties wit OG dreamchasers for meek's best shit. half the songs on this are some of the best he's done. from how hard believe it goes, the rawness of traumatized, the storytelling of tony story 2, but unfortunately some songs like young n gettin it that tries n fails to jump on the future/autotune street music trend n the last few songs (rich famous, real niggas, burn) that all sound like generic radio-appeal mixtape joints that fuck up the whole vibe of this album by the end. with the shitty songsd this would be one of the best rap albums of recent years
Modern Life Is War Witness4.5
Modest Mussorgsky Pictures at an Exhibition5.0
Gorgeous, energetic, etc. Basically THE piece to help you get into classical. The best Romantic period composer in my opinion.
Mouse On The Keys An Anxious Object4.0
My Bloody Valentine Loveless5.0
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea5.0
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica4.5
oOoOO oOoOO3.5
Oren Ambarchi Grapes from the Estate4.0
Pharoah Sanders Karma4.5
Portico Quartet Portico Quartet4.0
Project Pat Cheez N Dope3.5
might have to burrrrface robbem. great beats and project pat kills this shit with his classic flow. clean ya gun music
Project Pat Cheez N Dope 24.0
cheez n dope but better and heat all the way thru
Protest the Hero Scurrilous2.5
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come5.0
Rick Ross Rich Forever3.5
Rick Ross Teflon Don3.5
Rites of Spring End on End4.5
Ruiner Prepare To Be Let Down3.5
ScHoolboy Q Habits and Contradictions4.0
nvm I was wrong this is really cool, like futuristic gangsta rap. Just wish more parts were as personal as they were on Setbacks, like with Blessed.
Sigur Ros Valtari3.5
Skepticism Stormcrowfleet4.0
Dark and atmosphere and stuff
Sleep Dopesmoker4.5
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain4.0
Slim Thug Already Platinum3.5
Slowdive Souvlaki4.5
South Park Mexican Never Change3.5
damn why is spm on this site but no hustle town? that shit theres a mexican hood/tx classic
Spark Master Tape The #SWOUP Serengeti2.0
goddamn the vocal pitch thing is fuckin corny and annoying cant even care about the super polished trap edm beats and the horrorcore lyrics I cant remember a line of
Stars of the Lid The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid5.0
Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline4.5
Stars of the Lid Avec Laudenum4.5
Stars of the Lid Music For Nitrous Oxide4.0
Stars of the Lid The Ballasted Orchestra3.5
Steve Reich Early Works3.5
Steve Reich Different Trains/Electric Counterpoint4.0
Steve Reich Octet/Music For a Large Ensemble/Violin Phase4.5
Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians5.0
Ugh I can never stop loving this.
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz4.5
SUMA Let the Churches Burn4.0
Swans Holy Money3.0
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity4.5
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky4.0
Swans Children of God4.5
Swans The Great Annihilator5.0
Swans Filth4.0
The Angelic Process Coma Waering4.5
The Angelic Process ...And Your Blood Is Full Of Honey4.0
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand5.0
The Fun Years Baby, It's Cold Inside4.5
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Dissertation, Honey4.5
The Secret Solve Et Coagula4.5
The Smiths Meat Is Murder5.0
The Smiths The Smiths4.5
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead3.5
Tom Waits Bone Machine5.0
Torche Harmonicraft4.0
Travis Scott Owl Pharaoh2.0
steaming hot trash. the beats are overproduced, full of superfluous sounds and sound like a poverty kanye. the rapping is straight booboo and not only are his lyrics the least interesting of all time with talmbout unrelated things on top of each other and forcing a "dizzick" rhyme and when he gets "deep" it's laughably corny but na$ally scott manages to have the most boring delivery/flow ever that made me not remember a single bar of this. high points of this album are a few good beats (mia, drive, bad mood) and the paul wall/fauntelroy features
Tyler, the Creator Goblin3.0
This was such a terrible soundoff originally
Tyler, the Creator Wolf4.0
UGK UGK (Underground Kingz)4.0
one of three only good double-disc albums in rap history alongside Diplomatic Immunity Vol. 1 and Life after Death
UGK Ridin' Dirty5.0
UGK Super Tight...4.5
It's Supposed to Bubble is so great.
UGK Too Hard To Swallow4.0
Verse Aggression4.5
Waka Flocka Flame Triple F Life3.0
Waka Flocka Flame Flockaveli4.0
Wavves King of the Beach4.0
Wavves Life Sux3.5
Worship Last Tape Before Doomsday4.0
Z-Ro Cocaine4.0
Z-Ro Crack4.0
Z-Ro Let the Truth Be Told4.5
Z-Ro The Life of Joseph W. McVey4.5
I kind of almost feel like this kind of rapping is the precursor to Drake.
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