| 50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin' | 2.5 |
| Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge | 1.5 |
| Asher Roth Asleep In The Bread Aisle | 3.0 |
| As a frat boy with a part time job that involves rapping over used beats, Asher Roth takes his job not very seriously, and it clearly shows on “I Love College”. His music is very superficial in the way that it is very shallow and not hard at all to understand and get, which is good for the casual music listener. Honestly, anyone who rates this based on how lyrical it is, than they should have their brain checked out. I mean, sometimes even his flow manages to bore like on “Blunt Cruising” and “She Don’t Wanna Man”, but mostly this is a fun-filled poppy rap album for buzzed out college dudes with beats and flows that manage to keep listeners entertained, just don’t look for depth. |
| Behemoth Demigod | 2.0 |
| Behemoth The Apostasy | 2.0 |
| Behemoth Evangelion | 3.0 |
| Black Moon Enta Da Stage | 4.0 |
| Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends | 4.0 |
| Botch American Nervoso | 4.0 |
| Botch We Are the Romans | 5.0 |
| Brother Ali Us | 2.5 |
| Brother Ali The Undisputed Truth | 4.0 |
| Brother Ali Shadows On The Sun | 4.5 |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss | 4.0 |
| Burzum Filosofem | 4.5 |
| Cam'ron Killa Season | 2.5 |
| Cam'ron Purple Haze | 3.5 |
| Cam'ron Crime Pays | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Parachutes | 2.0 |
| Converge No Heroes | 4.0 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.5 |
| Cypress Hill Black Sunday | 3.0 |
| Cypress Hill Cypress Hill | 4.5 |
| Edge of Sanity Crimson | 3.0 |
| Eighteen Visions Until The Ink Runs Out | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Eminem Show | 3.0 |
| Eminem Relapse | 3.0 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP | 4.0 |
| Equilibrium Sagas | 2.0 |
| Fabolous Loso's Way | 2.0 |
| Fabolous From Nothin' To Somethin' | 3.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City | 3.0 |
| Graves of Valor Salarian Gate | 3.0 |
| Gucci Mane The Burrprint: The Movie 3-D | 3.5 |
| HORSE the band A Natural Death | 3.0 |
| HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand | 3.5 |
| HORSE the band R. Borlax | 4.0 |
| HORSE the band Desperate Living | 4.0 |
| J.R. Writer History in the Making | 2.0 |
| J.R. Writer is hyped as an above average rapper, this is far from the truth. He spits some good rhymes occasionally, but he's just your average mixtape rapper, can't write a real song, much less an entire album, and makes his living freestyling. Honestly, J.R.'s rhymes is the only cohesive positive about this junk rap album. MEH. |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 5.0 |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme | 5.0 |
| John Frusciante The Empyrean | 4.5 |
| Jon Lajoie You Want Some Of This? | 4.0 |
| Korn Korn | 2.5 |
| Krallice Krallice | 4.0 |
| Leviathan Massive Conspiracy Against All Life | 3.0 |
| Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz Kings of Crunk | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 2.5 |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 3.0 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 2.5 |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew | 3.5 |
| Miles's trumpet playing is the definition of less is more, creating a lead for the rest of his band to follow in this amazingly trippy musical experience. However, there are moments that just drone on and on and other moments where Miles' sloppy playing just shows itself. |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue | 4.0 |
| Miles Davis Jack Johnson | 4.5 |
| Mr. Lif I Heard It Today | 3.0 |
| Obie Trice Cheers | 3.5 |
Honestly Slim Shady shoulda been more involved with Royce Da 5'9". This attempt to replace the collaborator spot is pretty great for the most part, and honestly Obie does not sound bad behind the microphone. Honestly, if Em gave this album for Royce to rap over, imagine what this coulda been.
to be HONEST!!! |
| Primus Tales from the Punchbowl | 2.5 |
| Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese | 3.0 |
| Primus Pork Soda | 3.0 |
| Primus Frizzle Fry | 3.5 |
| Protest the Hero Kezia | 3.5 |
| Protest the Hero Fortress | 3.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions | 1.5 |
| Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe | 2.5 |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost | 3.0 |
| Snoop Dogg Doggystyle | 3.5 |
| Tha Joker We Do It For Fun Tha Mixtape | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 3.5 |
| The Fall of Troy Manipulator | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Doppelganger | 4.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death | 3.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 5.0 |
| Warren G Regulate...G Funk Era | 3.0 |
| Warren G is a really really bad rapper, and somehow this album managed to not completely suck AND not sound like a group of wasted beats. How the funk does that work?! Warren G surrounds himself with better rappers (or in the case of Nate Dogg, singers) that manage to not completely outshine him, and thus elevate this album from poor to good. |
| Xasthur Nocturnal Poisoning | 1.5 |
| Xzibit 40 Dayz & 40 Nightz | 3.5 |
