JizzInMyPants
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Last Active 01-07-19 4:44 am
Joined 12-15-08

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Average Rating: 3.58
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Objectivity Score: 74%
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Anathema We're Here Because We're Here3.5
Arghoslent Arsenal of Glory 3.5
branding the fucking peon should warrant a 3.5 alone
Arghoslent 1990-1994: The First Three Demos2.0
BATS Red In Tooth and Claw3.0
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect3.5
colors > Alaska > TSC > TGM > Self titled, just sayin. and its likes a 3.3
Between the Buried and Me Colors4.5
Between the Buried and Me Colors II3.5
Blut Aus Nord Disharmonium - Undreamable Abysses3.5
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again3.0
Canibus Rip The Jacker5.0
Cattle Decapitation Terrasite4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo2.0
Circle Takes the Square Circle Takes the Square3.5
Common A Beautiful Revolution, Pt. 23.0
Conway the Machine La Maquina2.5
Cryptopsy None So Vile4.5
Cynic Traced in Air4.0
Deafheaven Roads to Judah4.0
Deafheaven Sunbather3.5
Deafheaven New Bermuda3.0
Deathspell Omega Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum4.5
Dir En Grey Dum Spiro Spero3.5
So close to the 4, but the singles that came with the album(minus amon) brings the album down, if you heard the singles, it in no way represents the album, if you like tracks like red soil, vinushka, Dokoku to Sarinu, Bugaboo from Uroboros, you will love this album, if you are looking for their hard rock side like dozing green and glass skin, you will not be getting it this album. rIf you haven't heard DEG before, this this album is a mix of a less chaotic unexpect, a sprinkle of meshuggah and tool, being fronted by a Japanese Mike Patton. this might seem contradictory stating that i did not dig the singles much, but this is their most focused album since vulgar. This is a like it/love it/ hate it album, there will not be any OK's or alrights
Dir En Grey The Unraveling4.0
Dir En Grey Arche3.5
Dir En Grey The Marrow of a Bone1.5
Disfigured Elegance Disfigured Elegance (Demo)4.0
A very very fun little 10 minute sneek peak of what this band is capable of, its got the brutality and the catchiness that many deathcore bands wish to have. Its only 10 minutes so you can head on to their myspace and listen to it, well worth it
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor5.0
did that kenneth guy really say that this band draws inspirations from between the buried and me and Opeth...Really??? Really? Really???
Drake Certified Lover Boy2.5
Drudkh Eternal Turn of the Wheel5.0
I don't know about you guys but I go to get to know DarkNoctus in real life, hard to find people like him.
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles5.0
Take some brutal tremelo riffage, toss in some classical melodies in that riffage, toss in some old school Suffocation riffs and breakdowns in there, put a pinch of neo classical sweepage, toss in some AK47 machine guns, and finally a piano piece that will make the world fall all around you...and you got oracles.
Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams4.5
Future DS23.5
Future 56 Nights2.5
Future I Never Liked You2.5
Future and Metro Boomin We Still Don't Trust You3.0
Future and Metro Boomin WE DON'T TRUST YOU2.5
Gunna A Gift & a Curse3.5
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans4.0
In Mourning Afterglow4.0
In Mourning Garden of Storms4.0
Insect Warfare World Extermination4.5
DL this when that stupid review came out and it was just sittin in my computer library till i listened to it like days ago and HOLY FUCK! shit will constantly punch you in the fucking face over and over again only to have you beg for more
Insomnium Across the Dark3.5
why are you idiots rating it alrdy its not even the final mix
Irminsul Irminsul4.0
one of the most genuine folk metal albums i've ever heard, i swear you listen to this its like you chilling in 1300s Europe in a bar with this band playing in the very tavern you are in with a peg of beer in your hand retelling the stories of past battles you have taken in.
If you really want to know what this album sounds like, think of this as Nokturnal Mortum's classic song "Ukraine" playing for 40 minutes long. A must have for folk metal fans.
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy4.0
Kanye West Donda2.0
Katatonia Night Is the New Day4.0
so ya the album is awesome
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts4.0
Katatonia Sky Void of Stars4.0
Katatonia City Burials2.5
Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers4.0
Killer Mike Michael4.0
Lil Nas X Montero3.0
Lil Uzi Vert Pink Tape3.0
Album starts out super fun, too long
Lilitu The Delores Lesion4.0
if you like dark tranquillity's "Damage Done" then you will like this album....nuff said
Linkin Park Reanimation3.5
Little Simz Sometimes I Might Be Introvert3.5
Metro Boomin Heroes and Villains4.0
Metro proving why he is one of the best hip hop producers in the game. A near-classic, the
features killed it. This is pretty much Metro with 21 Savage and Travis Scott on tap.
Monstrosity Rise to Power4.0
Monstrosity's best CD of the 2000s, very very solid rhythm section and great songwriting with some crazy solos
Monstrosity Millenium4.0
I have listened to this album like 10 times over the span of 2 years, and I have not yet memorized a single riff or part of this album, it is quite monotonous, but god damn it, I did enjoy the fuck out of it, and thats how death metal should be.
Morpheus Descends Ritual of Infinity5.0
GOD! everything on here is so gold, immortal coil just makes me feel so friging dirty
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge4.0
Nas King's Disease II3.5
NLE Choppa Me vs. Me3.0
NLE Choppa Cottonwood 23.0
NSYNC No Strings Attached3.5
Protest the Hero Volition4.5
Protest the Hero Pacific Myth3.0
Rapture Silent Stage4.5
Redemption This Mortal Coil2.5
the production on this album is subpar, hate to compare it to snowfall, but it is not as grand or as melodic as snowfall is, this one if definitely darker and more technical though, and while the lyrics on snowfall isn't anything to write home about, but the lyrics on this album is pretty bad. I know this album is about the main songwriter's battle with cancer and there is nothing grand or melodic about it but still.
Sadistik The Balancing Act4.0
a very good release that came out of nowhere....it is a deep and dark journey through the rapper's life as he talks about his problems whether it is about broken relationships and faith.
not to mention Emancipator handle the beats, so it is very trip hoppy influenced
Sadistik L'appel Du Vide3.0
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning3.5
Suffocation Pierced from Within4.0
T.I. The L.I.B.R.A.2.5
Terra Tenebrosa The Tunnels3.5
The Flashbulb Piety of Ashes4.0
Cycles, Turning Alone, and Precipice and some of the best things he has done.
The Weeknd Kiss Land3.5
The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness2.5
The Weeknd Starboy3.0
The Weeknd After Hours4.0
The Weeknd Dawn FM3.0
Travis Scott Utopia3.5
Trophy Scars Astral Pariah4.5
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler5.0
Vic Mensa Hooligans2.5
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss4.0
Yo Gotti CM10: Free Game4.0
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