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Afroman The Good Times4.0
A suprisingly groovy album. I wasn't expecting much with "Because I Got High" but the rest of the disc is solid gold. Some people might not like it because it isnt "upper class" intellectual music, but its funky, with some clever/goofy lyrics, and Afroman has a great voice.
Check out palmdale for a great tune
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command5.0
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul4.5
Austrian Death Machine Total Brutal3.5
A great album. It the vein of NWOAHM. Sure its a joke, but since it doesnt take itself seriously, neither do you. Every solo, break down, and scream fits the song and the subjecy.
And its a way better joke than anything Dethklok will ever do
Battle Of Mice A Day of Nights5.0
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology3.0
Cynic Traced in Air4.0
Death The Sound of Perseverance5.0
Emperor IX Equilibrium3.5
Funeral In Fields of Pestilent Grief4.5
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute4.5
Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time2.0
Iron Maiden Virtual XI3.5
Better production, better preformance from Blaze. Only thing wrong with this album is by this point Maiden stopped doing anything really cool musically. Its all just E, C, G, and D for pretty much every song. That said, it doesnt deserve the thrashing it gets.
ISIS Oceanic4.0
ISIS Panopticon5.0
Jucifer I Name You Destroyer4.0
Made Out of Babies Coward3.5
Made Out of Babies The Ruiner4.0
Matthew Good Band The Audio of Being4.5
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton4.0
NOFX Wolves in Wolves' Clothing3.5
NOFX The Decline4.5
Our Lady Peace Spiritual Machines4.5
People In Planes Beyond the Horizon3.5
People In Planes As Far As the Eye Can See4.0
Protest the Hero Kezia3.0
Too much wank. The lyrics are a huge improvment from Calculated Use of Sound, but the musicitself has gotten overly technical. Not that being tech is bad, but when every song is an orgasm of sweep picking harmonies, and double kick blasts, well it kind of drains you after a while.
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy4.5
Summoning Minas Morgul4.0
As my first black metal album I was suprised at how weird it was. In an awesome way of course. the huge amount of keyboards and drum programming really caught my ear right away. 2 thumbs up
The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event2.5
The Fall of Troy Manipulator3.5
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon4.0
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute2.0
An over long self indulgant mess. where "Deloused" was a logical progression from At the Drive-Ins `Relationship of Command`, full of energy while introducing some of the more proggier aspects only hinted at while in ATDI; frances the mute is full of long meandering wank fests that never really go anywhere
The Promise Ring Nothing Feels Good3.5
The Tragically Hip We Are The Same3.5
The Tragically Hip Phantom Power4.0
Thomson Girl and Escape Is At hand For the travelin' Man are great songs. An great album that probably inspired a few indie bands
The Tragically Hip The Tragically Hip4.0
While not as fully developed as they would get, its still a great album. Plus an arty "friend" of mine said it was "haunting", so if you're an intellectual you might dig it too
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