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Average Rating: 3.68
Rating Variance: 1.24
Objectivity Score: 73%
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Albert Hammond Jr Francis Trouble3.5
Albert Hammond Jr Momentary Masters2.0
Power Hungry and Caught By My Shadow are really great. The rest is just filler.
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not4.5
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare4.5
Cage The Elephant Social Cues3.0
Cake Comfort Eagle4.0
Cake Pressure Chief3.0
Recommended tracks: Wheels, Take It All Away, Carbon Monoxide
Club Of The Sons Young Quanta4.5
Depeche Mode Playing The Angel4.0
Earthsuit Kaleidoscope Superior3.5
Everything here is extremely chaotic. And I love it.
Electric Music Electric Music2.5
Ex-Kraftwerk member goes pop-rock, and the result is an incredibly boring album. Recommended Tracks: The Young Urban Professional
Emily Montes Emily Montes1.0
I could easily make something like this in Voloco. Why did this have to exist
Fitz Head Up High1.0
Recommended Tracks: N/A

Worst Tracks: Slowdown, I Need A Dancefloor
Karl Bartos Communication2.0
The incredibly locked-in beats, extremely bad vocoding and awkward lyrics make this an extremely tedious listen. Bartos almost sounds like he's parodying himself on most of these tracks. When he ditches one or more of these elements, however, he makes some of the best material of his solo career. Recommended Tracks: Life
Living Colour Shade4.0
Living Colour Collideoscope3.0
I like this album, it?s nice, very experimental, although Song Without Sin is the worst opening track Living Colour has made. I can listen to Time?s Up just fine but after a few listens of this album it makes me want to stop listening around track 8 or 9. Highlights: Flying, Nightmare City, Sacred Ground
Living Colour Time's Up4.5
Mutemath Play Dead Live5.0
Mutemath Armistice Live5.0
Mutemath Odd Soul4.5
Highlights: Odd Soul, Blood Pressure, Quarantine, All Or Nothing
Mutemath Mutemath4.5
Mutemath Armistice3.0
Ehhhh I don't know about this one. This album is basically just the sound of a record label breathing down the neck of an
otherwise excellent artist. Fuck you Warner Bros, you're the worst. 2.85/5
Mutemath Play Dead4.0
Mutemath Vitals4.5
This one has grown on me tremendously as the years have gone by. With the exception of a few questionable lyrical choices, I think this stands toe to toe in quality with their debut and Odd Soul.
Mutemath Voice In the Silence4.5
Nine Inch Nails Add Violence4.0
(Bad puns removed)
Recommended Tracks: Less Than, This Isn't The Place
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip3.5
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile5.0
Remo Drive A Portrait Of An Ugly Man3.0
Last time I checked this out I concluded that it was depressingly ok. Now in my eyes it's depressingly not as good as it
could have been. This is pretty solid, but the production and lyrics (who TF writes an entire verse about iPhones) hold this
back from being excruciatingly solid. Oh yeah, and the Twitter drama. That too. 3.25/5

(3.25 --> 3.6) Mercy is so mid that it makes this look a million times better in comparison. Wtf happened to this band
Remo Drive Mercy1.5
The middest of mid. Any promise they might have had before is all gone now.
Scott Walker Bish Bosch5.0
The Strokes First Impressions of Earth5.0
I adore fucking everything about this. The painfully robotic rhythm section, the insane shredding (by Strokes standards), Julian's raw, overcompressed, sometimes half-drunk vocals and songwriting, the pretty bad and bloated yet more accessible (?) production, the crazily large number of songs here (14!), the unusually gloomy/pensive/IDK what the right word is (again, by Strokes standards) vibe looming over the entire album and especially in songs like "Heart In a Cage" and "On the Other Side", and how unfocused all of it is. It's basically a mid life crisis in audio form and I love it.
Thomas Azier Love, Disorderly5.0
I originally had this as a 4.5 but after listening to it in a car with surround speakers it gets a 5. Highlights: Concrete, Entertainment, If There?s A God, Open Your Arms
Thomas Azier The Inventory of Our Desire4.5
rNot as consistent or accessible as his last outing, but contains some of his best work to date. Also it's super jazzy, if ryou're into that sort of thing. Highlights: Faces, Skin & Blister, What Does It Mean To Be Free, Slow Revolution r
Twenty One Pilots Scaled and Icy3.5
Recommended Tracks: Choker, Shy Away, No Chances, The Outside
Walk the Moon Heights2.5
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