Descendents   Everything Sucks
3.8
excellent
Ranking: #92 for 1996

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3.5 greatHep Kat | June 21st 06

Not their greatest effort. It's rather bland and inane at points, but still has enough memorable moments to salvage a better-than-average rating. Don't make Everything Sucks your first Descendents album, but don't tune it out either.

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