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| 3.5 great | Themaxwell23 | January 22nd 13 | I know a lot of people don't like these guys or this album for that matter but I enjoy it . It's not a record to be taken seriously and that's the point . Great vocals decent to average instrument and great songs structures every song has a unique sound to them . I for one get a kick out of this record but to each his own .
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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | March 22nd 15 | I will give props to German electronicore band Eskimo Callboy: they're aware of how ridiculous the scene is and can more or less be a literal mockery of it. Unfortunately, their debut album Bury Me in Fucking Vegas is pretty dated and goes too far in beating whatever jokes there are into the ground. Sometimes I feel that it doesn't help that terrifying memories of Someday Came Suddenly begin crawling back up. Look, you guys might be a parody, but the actual comedic value is practically nowhere to be found. On the bright side, though, the record has an extra .5 over Attack Attack!'s freshman release; "Snow Covered Polaroids" and "Transilvanian Cunthunger" are passable songs. There's probably hope for Eskimo Callboy, but I kinda doubt it.
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| 3.5 great | sooshishef | December 1st 12 | I'm not gonna tout these guys cause, let's face it, they aren't much. But I have to say, they do manage to make one or two fairly catchy hooks or songs. However, I wouldn't say they're amazing on any level. Just highly entertaining, and somewhat decent.
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| 3.0 good | IAmKickass | March 25th 12 | 'Bury Me in Fucking Vegas' is very much like an instructional video on what bands shouldn't do. Pig squeals, auto-tune, simple breakdowns, useless synth and just general stupidity that plagues the music world anymore is all put to use here. Is it a joke? Or does this band actually think they're creating music? Not sure, but damn is it fun.
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| 3.0 good | Ghost22446 | November 4th 14 | I don't know how to feel about this one. On one side, it's an awful album. But on the other side, Eskimo Callboy aren't taking themselves too serious, and they are just a parody of "risecore" bands like Abandon All Ships and Attack Attack!, so I can actually enjoy it. Hell, I would even dance to "Is Anyone Up?".
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| 4.0 excellent | branm25 | October 26th 25 |
| 4.0 excellent | zzf1918 | September 11th 22 |
| 3.0 good | Cashew | September 28th 18 |
| 3.5 great | anchors | September 26th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | mochee | April 8th 17 |
| 3.0 good | Smorge | November 27th 16 |
| 2.5 average | acmolan | October 17th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Snide | May 30th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Trey STAFF | April 19th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Leymon | February 23rd 16 |
| 3.0 good | Agonba | January 12th 16 |
| 2.5 average | chayka | February 26th 15 |
| 3.0 good | Flave | January 8th 15 |
| 3.0 good | hudso | August 25th 14 |
| 2.5 average | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | March 22nd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | acbpn | February 6th 14 |
| 3.0 good | lavudu | January 9th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | maddin | January 8th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Giansk | November 27th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | ILJ | January 22nd 13 |
| 2.5 average | Sconza | January 22nd 13 |
| 3.5 great | JorisL | January 15th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Torgol | January 8th 13 |
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