Assuck   Misery Index
4.1
excellent
Ranking: #56 for 1997

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0.0 Eliminator | February 14th 08

Assuck's Misery Index is an album of extremes, packed with gutterals, crushing low end, and enough speed to make Trixie squirt. Despite the lack of real variation, this record never gets old. Then again, Assuck don't give you a chance to tire of their death metal-fueled grind assault; it's only fifteen minutes.

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1.5 very poori aM ThE OnE WhO KnOcKs | November 13th 23

shit cc songs but shorter

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3.5 greatG0atC0re | October 3rd 16

Undeniably technical and ferocious. A great album, however, I find the vocals and song structure to be far too repitive to be considered anything more.

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4.5 superbPlutonio | April 7th 10

Guess what! Assuck doesn't suck, in all actuality their LP, Misery Index is an oxymoron: it's resplendent powerviolence.

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4.5 superbPhantom | September 2nd 09

The stories are always the same and the excuses even more familiar. Another generation of slaves and masters coughed up and reswallowed. Another stagnant continuum of the status quo. Increments of time are the barriers of this isolation. Over these walls there isn''t a life worth pursuing.

Some of the best gutturals in existence + fast yet catchy riffs + pounding drums + bleak lyrics = One of the top 5 grind albums ever.

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