 | R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
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| 1.0 awful | Iluvatar | June 26th 06 |
This would be a good song. Hell, it would be a good two or three songs. The beat is actually pretty nifty, and R. Kelly sounds good for the first 8 minutes or so. But then...you realize its going to go on for over half an hour. And then you get scared. And then you turn off the dvd player. And then you watch the Colbert Report, and its all better. Oh, so anyways, this is just so incredibly pretentious and so impossibly overblown I can't help but give it a 1.
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| 0.0 | sniper | October 25th 13 |
a guy who would use the word pomposity has no right to use the word pomposity
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| 3.0 good | nickobretto | April 29th 10 |
As terrible as it is brilliant. "BITCH MOVE! SHE MOVED!"
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| 0.0 | Jared Floryan | November 19th 14 |
"Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!" (Midget, midget, midget)
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| 0.0 | YoYoMancuso STAFF | May 26th 14 |
I love that this has the subtitle of Chapters 1-12. It implies that R. Kelly thought there was sequel potential for this material.
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| 0.0 | someguest | May 26th 14 |
doesn't R. Kelly know that it's cool to come out gay
I don't understand why he's still trapped
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| 0.0 | ZIG | November 19th 18 |
https://youtu.be/7putw2A4FiI
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| 3.0 good | sugarcubes | December 9th 17 |
He was a midget, midget, midget, midget...
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| 1.0 awful | habster3 | May 26th 14 |
This sounds like something ARK Music Factory would put out, except R. Kelly was in his late 30s when he recorded this...
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| 1.0 awful | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | August 18th 23 |
| 1.5 very poor | Brabiz | June 30th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | El Olam | February 26th 18 |
| 3.0 good | gilly | October 24th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Froot | July 26th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | November 25th 14 |
| 3.5 great | ethos | April 29th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | TheDMV | February 20th 13 |
| 3.0 good | asaf | July 3rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ervoca | October 21st 11 |
| 2.5 average | iGuter | April 3rd 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Smevin | July 4th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | DiceMan | June 14th 10 |
| 4.5 superb | xSMDx | January 6th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Aids | April 3rd 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | kingsoby1 EMERITUS | January 6th 09 |
| 5.0 classic | dizaya | September 3rd 08 |
| 4.0 excellent | gaber01 | February 21st 08 |
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