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1.0 awful | Pharoh | September 18th 11 | Rip Metallica 1981-1988
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1.0 awful | Wolfe | October 19th 11 | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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0.0 | Treboris17 | October 21st 11 | Dave Mustaine is laughing his ass off right now
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1.0 awful | fuckthatnoise | October 20th 11 | The audio equivalent of eating a vanilla ice cream sundae with ketchup on top. For 90 minutes.
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0.0 | Ire | October 19th 11 | he is not the table
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1.5 very poor | Trebor. EMERITUS | October 20th 11 | Makes St. Anger look like a 1.5
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0.0 | HSThomas | October 19th 11 | I AM THE TABLE!
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0.0 | Rudy K. EMERITUS | October 20th 11 | It's like no one has ever listened to Lou Reed before
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5.0 classic | AsoTamaki | October 19th 11 | Metallica has once again proven that they can succeed at anything. This time, the radical shift in sound is due to an unlikely collaboration with legendary songwriter Lou Reed. Lulu chronicles the harsh realities of prostitution and the effect it has on the whore as well as those she encounters. Spanning the length of two discs, Lulu sees the relative aspects of love and morality pondered amidst a backdrop of heavy-hitting riffs. Topics including vulnerability and heartbreak are juxtaposed with harrowing depictions of violence and ugliness resulting in a profusely emotional listening experience.rMetallica provides not only their trademark metallic flourishes, but also experiments with more atmospheric compositions (as can be heard on "Cheat On Me"); adding new layers of depth to their already impressive repertoire. Reed pulls his weight by delivering the lines of his poetry with a unique conviction seldom heard in modern music. Never one to shy away from controversy, Reed also shines with his many thought provoking metaphors such as when he equates the force of a flesh-penetrating blade to that of a colored man's dick. Together, these two artists have combined to create a challenging recording which will no doubt be making an appearance on many year-end lists.
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0.0 | RosaParks | September 23rd 11 | RIP Metallica 1981-1983
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1.5 very poor | Inveigh | October 20th 11 | if you say i'm not the table one more god damn time i swear i'm going to explode I AM THE
FUCKING TABLE
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0.0 | kangaroopoo | October 21st 11 | "I AM THE TABLE" - James was actually quoting Lars but if Lars is the table then why isn't it in the kitchen? Order the Deluxe edition now for only $145 to get the answer along with many other bonus features, such as the full-bodied blow up Lulu doll, which for those with a certain kink, has detachable limbs.
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4.0 excellent | Irving EMERITUS | November 3rd 11 | I take great pride in the fact that my rating single-handedly bumped this album's mean score from a 1.3 to a 1.4.
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2.0 poor | BigHans | October 20th 11 | SPERMLESS LIKE A GIRL I AM ThE TABLET I AM ThE TABLE COME SEE IF THE ICE WILL MELT FOR YOU ICED HONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SMALL TOWN GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! PUKE MY GUTS UP AT YOUR FEET YOURE MORE MAN THAN I FRuS FRuS FRUS FRUSTRAITIONNNNNNNNNNNN-AH
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0.0 | Andrewffcc | September 23rd 11 | RIP 1981-1993 2006-2011
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1.0 awful | astrel | October 21st 11 | This is the most penis-softening album of the century.
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1.5 very poor | KILL | October 20th 11 | Now that the coast is clear, I'm moving out of here. It's time to disappear - with you, . to where the skies are blue. I want you by my side, don't look so mystified. You know I said I'd always take yo, throw silver spoons across the waves to you. Back when it a, I was your highway man. Now I've got a different plan For yo, with the stars above down on love beach. I'm gonna make lov, on love beach Make all your dreams come true, on love beach Gonna make love to you, on love beach Gonna make your dreams come true, on love beach Gonna make love to you, on love beach...,
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1.0 awful | Cyan1d3 | October 19th 11 | Literally a steaming pile of dog prostitute tail-waggling shit on a Metallitable.
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0.0 | Albus | February 20th 12 | The thing that should not be.
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0.0 | BallsToTheWall | October 22nd 11 | Never one to shy away from controversy, Reed also shines with his many thought provoking metaphors such as when he equates the force of a flesh-penetrating blade to that of a colored man's dick.
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1.0 awful | FromDaHood | October 20th 11 | RIP Lou Reed 1968-1975
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0.0 | Worst User of All Time Agreed | August 26th 15 | Lou Reed – guitar, continuum, lead vocals
Kirk Hammett – lead guitar
Lars Ulrich – drums
Robert Trujillo – bass
James Hetfield – rhythm guitar, additional vocals, lead guitar, Table
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0.0 | Wreath | May 20th 12 | "Their anti-piracy tactics really works. Almost nobody is illegally downloading their last
album now." - Random Youtube comment.
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1.0 awful | Samshine | October 21st 11 | Sounds like a bunch people from an old folks home that have come together to attempt rock band for the first time.
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2.0 poor | StrizzMatik | October 20th 11 | Make no mistakes, this is an abortion of almost St. Anger levels, but the sad thing is that Metallica's contributions aren't bad at all. If this was an instrumental album, or even a proper Metallica record with actual singing and lyrics, it'd probably be a 3-3.5.
But then Lou Reed comes in with his atonal warbling artsy bullshit that makes you want to kick puppies, and you kinda wonder how in the fuck two cultural/musical icons responsible for some of the best albums ever recorded could have ever though this was a good idea.
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1.0 awful | Scoot | September 2nd 11 | pioneers of country metal horns up m/m/m/m/m/m/
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0.0 | wabbit | October 20th 11 | soundoff page = bullshit
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1.0 awful | Jared Floryan | April 16th 15 | Secretly, I'm a small town girl and I've been taught meaningless fear and blindness. Let it be known that my amateur poetry skills far surpass the nonsensical malarkey Grandpa Lou Reed Simpson (R.I.P.) is spewing out throughout Lulu's length of almost 90 minutes. A collaboration between Reed and heavy metal veterans Metableca, it skirts the line between being the greatest disappointment and becoming the musical representation of a colored man's dick with the power to puke guts all over the bathroom floor. Calling "Junior Dad" the most underwhelming conclusion to any recording is putting it a little too nicely. It would appear that I don't spoken word enough, but on the fortunate side, I'm not one to pump blood.
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1.0 awful | FirstStrikeIsDeadly | May 26th 14 | Human fecal matter varies significantly in appearance, depending on diet and health. Normally it is semisolid, with a mucus coating. Its brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells. Human fecal matter can even take audio form, as exemplified by the 2011 collaboration album Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica...It's been three years, but the scars still remain. Cool parts of tracks like Frustration and Iced Honey, or even the admittedly beautiful first three minutes of Cheat On Me, just can't save this absolute fucking disaster. The greatest crime here is Little Dog, which goes absolutely fucking nowhere for eight goddamn minutes. I actively despise this album. May it swallow my sharpest cutter like a colored man's dick. (EDIT Dec. 2018 - I respect their artistic intent and appreciate what they were going for more now. They really tried, but this still sucks, sorry.)
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1.0 awful | Sithese | January 21st 14 | Metallica really went downhill when James Hetfield transformed into a table.
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3.5 great | LepreCon | November 3rd 11 | Changed my mind. This album has somewhat clicked with me. I gave it a score above 3. Deal with it, Sputnik
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2.5 average | tom6 | October 21st 11 | Surprisingly not horrible, just a little boring. The album is basically centered around Reed's lyrical concept,
with some quite nice soundscapes and trademark Metallica riffing as a backdrop - indeed, I'd call this a Lou
Reed album featuring Metallica. Which is a shame, because some of the riffs here could have amounted to
something, especially the one in Dragon. That would be fine, though, if the lyrics weren't so awfully
pretentious and repetitive, often sounding like some angsty teenager's tries at being artsy. Not to mention
the laughable vocal delivery. Really, does Lou Reed even listen to his own recordings? All in all, Lulu feels like
an unsuccessful experiment.
I should give it a lower rating but... I have to admit, the sheer strangeness of the thing is appealing,
somehow. I hated The View, but I can sing Reed's droning lyrics by heart. It's just so alien.
I sure hope Metallica tries some of this ambient stuff in their next album, as it really goes well with their riffs.
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1.0 awful | Vesper | October 21st 11 | Elements of Metallica and Lou Reed combining to make something not quite as good as either!
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1.0 awful | Urinetrouble | October 20th 11 | pretty fuckin terrible bro. i mean, st anger is better than this. Hard Jams shits all over these guys
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0.0 | zxlkho | October 20th 11 | I still cannot believe that this album isn't some elaborate joke.
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3.0 good | tectactoe | December 8th 20 | Way better than the boring ass radio dad "metal" that Metallic started churning out after And Justice For All.
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0.0 | Jeffery J. Bigglestein | August 4th 20 | yall shit on this but lou reed has charisma and this might be his best work even if at times somewhat undercooked.
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1.0 awful | TayBad | December 14th 13 | What garbagethis album is. I mean, c'mon, we have lyrics about cutting legs and tits off while thinking about Boris Karloff, being spermless like a girl and "sucking a colored man's dick" What the hell was Lou Reed thinking? What was Metallica thinking? Of all the projects they could be working on, this was their best option? Hell, I would have settled for St. Angrier, the sequel to St. Anger than have to listen to this crap. Now, I know Lou Reed is dead,so this may sound insensitive, but it really does sound like he is dying on this album. If he was dying, why would he want to make another album? Reed's death is sad, but so is the fact that he took the time to write these lyrics. It is also sad that Metallica decided that this would be a good use of their time and that Lulu would be a good album. Just tragic all around.
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0.0 | BMDrummer | November 28th 13 | Not much more can be said that hasn't been said, this album is truly abysmal in just about every single fucking department. First and foremost, the mishmash between Lou Reed and Metallica sounds completely wrong in every way. I love some of Lou's solo stuff, I love some of Metallica's early stuff, but together they simply sound like a bad experiment taken to even worse extremes than both bands' worst efforts combined. What I mean is that in comparison, St. Anger looks like a 2, and Metal Machine Music a 4. Now, we should never really be shocked by what Lou's choices are anymore, he has way too many surprises in his discography to mention, but this is just plain pathetic. His poetry is at an all time low, with most lines being absolutely laughable since he can't portray the atmosphere he tries to. As for Metallica's instrumental portion, everything sounds uninspired and undeveloped. It sounds as if Lou is mumbling in the corner whilst Metallica is jamming. On top of all this, the production is awful as usual for any Metallica project. Kurt's guitars sound like they're buzzing as if they were bees more than the raw distortion of the 80s that they had. Lars's drums sound overproduced to shit, James's vocals sound so clean that it gives us that feeling of the infamous Rust In Peace remaster, and altogether this sounds like incomprehensible mush. Overall, the worst album of both artist's careers, and that's saying a lot. 0 Tables out of 10
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0.0 | aircycle | October 24th 13 | WAGGLE MY ASS LIKE A DARK PROSTITUTE COAGULATING HEART...pumpin blood! fuckin' classic man
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1.0 awful | Nash J! | July 25th 13 | It's times like this where I really wish I could rate this less than a 1. This has to be one of the all-time worst albums in existence on every single aspect. This album only has ONE thing going for it: it is unintentionally hilarious to hear James Hetfield sing "I am the table!" and to hear Lou Reed claim that he is "just a small town girl." Listen to this album for a good laugh, but if you want quality music, I suggest you stay as far away from Lulu as humanly possible.
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1.0 awful | Baeleron | March 12th 12 | Possibly the worst thing ever recorded. By anyone.
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1.0 awful | Vyndax | January 30th 12 | Why can't I give this album a 0.5? It's worse than just "awful."
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1.5 very poor | DrunkenSailor | January 4th 12 | Unfortunately for Metallica and Lou Reed, the Grampa Simpson parodies worked better than the originals. Better luck next time I guess...
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1.5 very poor | MasBarHigeuoris21 | November 24th 11 | Sad, Sad, sad. I'm a huge Metallica fan and even though I thought even the universally hated Load, Re-Load, and St. Anger had their moments, this has none. I could go on a long diatribe about how horrible this album is but everybody knows how horrible this album is by now. Sigh... Was hoping Metallica was taking a step in the right direction after Death Magnetic but they have shown all of their fans that they could give a shit if their music is good enough for their fans. Lou Reed's vocals are so bad I'm not even going to mention them. Hopefully Metallica and Lou Reed disappear if they plan on making more terrible music like this.
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1.5 very poor | pencils3 | November 15th 11 | Please tell me why? P.S. I am writing this in arterial blood from the veins that this piece of drivel made me open.
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1.5 very poor | Aids | November 5th 11 | "Metal, Post Rock" wtf? where's the post-rock? this album is awful but not as bad as you're all making it out to be. Without Lou Reed's dreadfully out of place vocals this would be a solid 2.
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2.0 poor | Type2Diabeetus | November 4th 11 | ............................What is this I don't even
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0.0 | the original metal understander EMERITUS | October 23rd 11 | "Reed also shines with his many thought provoking metaphors such as when he equates the force of a flesh-penetrating blade to that of a colored man's dick."rThat sentence is better than this album
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1.0 awful | transatlanticfoe | October 23rd 11 | waggle my ass like a dark prostitute coagulating heart...pumping blood...c'mon, james!
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1.0 awful | MO | October 22nd 11 | next
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1.0 awful | PJIII | October 22nd 11 | Fuck you guys who are saying that you're the table! You fools! I AM THE TABLE!
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0.0 | DocSportello | October 20th 11 | Tom Green: YOU CAN'T HURT ME, NOT WITH MY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEELLLLLMEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
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1.0 awful | Ryanprobro | October 19th 11 | This is the worst album I've ever heard, no album deserves a 1 more than this
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1.0 awful | Deez | August 30th 22 | this is like a project of the make a wish foundation but instead of granting a gift to a terminal child it's a group of self indulgent men who think their shit doesnt stink presenting you with said shit and expecting you to consider it high minded
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5.0 classic | childatheart | July 7th 21 | The instrumentals are amazing, and the lyrics are pretty good. I'd say the only real sticking point is Lou's vocals, but I honestly love them.
Favourite/recommended tracks: Frustration, Iced Honey, Brandenburg Gates, The View, Little Dog.
Least favourite tracks: None.
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2.0 poor | fog CONTRIBUTOR | November 5th 20 | The songs on this... I mean they're just flat out too long. When Metallica lean into a more neutral hard rock sound, as opposed to metal, you see the possibilities. They needed to meet in the middle more, and then refine that sound. It just doesn't fuse and the whole thing falls apart.
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1.0 awful | davezillaMP3 | June 27th 20 | well aside from the memes the biggest issue here is the bland instrumentation, it is like trying to get your drunk uncle's 80's heavy metal cover band to improvise a prog. song, and it just comes off as rather boring and tedious. the project overall feels disjointed as it seems both party's had a different direction they were gonna take it in...also Serj Table and Headfeild table mashup plz make it happen.
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5.0 classic | CookieLinda | April 5th 20 | It took me 6 years, 6 months and 6 days, to realize how Lulu is a epic beautiful work. Too bad the humanity is not ready for this unique masterpiece, oh, but they will... someday... they will...
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1.5 very poor | Erwann S. STAFF | July 3rd 19 | Not nearly as bad as everyone on the Internet claims it is. But it's still very bad. I'm kind of bummed out for not giving it a 1, my soundoff would have been 'ok wtf is this shit' and it's much cooler than this self-explanatory piece of garbage.
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3.5 great | George Browne | May 3rd 19 | What's a better collaboration? David Byrne and Brian eno? No, this is
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1.5 very poor | Kasper | April 18th 19 | Well, I gotta admit the instrumental of Junior Dad is pretty cool, lol.
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2.0 poor | StonesDoorsSabbath | October 24th 18 | Lou Reed... what were you thinking with this one? The one saving grace is that it manages to be hilarious at times.
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0.0 | Arokan | June 25th 18 | What the hell was that, its like trying to have sex while riding a bicycle, I mean i like both things but c'mon.
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3.5 great | MrHarrison | December 11th 17 | Really not bad at all. Probably the most underrated album of all time.
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1.0 awful | Hundt | February 27th 17 | Who even thought turning a german Opera into a Metal/Hard Rock Album would end up being a good idea?
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1.0 awful | Britch2tiger | October 17th 16 | Had to balance out an album that was amazing for another (this) album that was amazingly ostentatious. Best to stay grounded...
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1.0 awful | MTLNLTLOFDTH1289 | May 18th 16 | This trash pile of an album makes St. Anger look like Master Of Puppets.
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1.5 very poor | Snacktimeguy | February 24th 16 | Two music legends working together sounded like a good idea, but it sounded horrible and with uncomfortable lyrics. This album is so bad, that I will never acknowledge this as an album from either party.
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1.0 awful | Doctuses | February 10th 16 | This is the most awful horrible sack of shit. This is the reason abortion should be legal. I hope Dave Mustaine is finally at peace with getting booted from this god awful shite band
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1.5 very poor | BHAR | January 28th 16 | I AM THE TABLE! THE PROGRESS, THE AGRESSOR! I AM THE TABLE!
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1.0 awful | ProwlerInTheYard | December 15th 15 | if you think this album is actually good you need serious help
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1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | December 3rd 15 | A stupendously bad outing. It sounds as though Metallica recorded a bunch of half-assed demos and then an Alzheimer's-ridden grandpa stumbled into the recording booth and mumbled nonsense over them.
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1.5 very poor | Alex C. | March 12th 15 | was this a joke? Did they all have a two years lsd trip?
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1.5 very poor | Ganoncannon | March 8th 15 | I would cut my legs and tits off When I think of Boris Karloff and Kinski In the dark of the moon
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3.0 good | PunchedPeach72 | February 7th 15 | This album is criminally over hated. Sure as hell not a 1.4
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2.0 poor | FlyheadMetal | December 7th 14 | Some decent riffage hear and there saves it from being a 1.0/5. I blame Reed and not Metallica.
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1.0 awful | MeatSlapper | October 5th 14 | I never was much of a fan of Metallica, but used to love Lou Reed. This is just... there are no words to explain how terrible this is.
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1.0 awful | TheHamburgerman | October 13th 13 | The View is the only redeemable factor on this album, so we know Hetfield at least has good table manners.
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1.5 very poor | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | September 30th 13 | What looked a strange pairing on paper turns out even weirder on record, as 69 year old art-rocker Lou Reed collaborates with thrash-metal band Metallica on 'Lulu'. Basically, it's Reed rambling away with often vulgar - always nonsensical - lyrics, while Metallica play in a repetitive & mis-matched fashion behind him. It kind of begins intriguingly, but any decent idea is exhaustingly turned into aimless drivel soon enough. Delivering very little melody or diversity, it's bewildering that these 10 tracks last 87 minutes! It's not the worst album ever made, but 'Lulu' does make 'St. Anger' sound like a classic! Recommended Tracks: Brandenburg Gate & Dragon.
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4.5 superb | Matthaios | August 22nd 13 | Yes overall, this is a piece of shit. Musically monotonous and uninteresting, with dull vocals and lyrics and awful riffs and licks, and the fact it?s a two disc release that lasts for more than 90 minutes you will never get back, however it didn?t bother me as much as other fans. Some definitely took Lulu too close to heart not realising it?s not the tenth Metallica record, it?s just something on the side I guess, even if it?s not very, well, good.
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1.0 awful | Casablanca | March 17th 13 | WHAT DA FUQQQ IS THIS????!!!!! IS THIS EVEN A REAL THING??
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1.0 awful | RangerFan | February 6th 13 | I heard this was supposed to be bad, but THIS bad.....!!!
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1.0 awful | GnFnRs87 | November 1st 12 | Simply one of the worst pieces of shit ever shat out by a once-respected band and a once-respected artist. I wonder why the fuck Metallica allowed a rambling hobo to write lyrics for them and why Lou Reed decided to hire an uninspired has-been to collaborate with him. I simply cannot underestimate how steaming this turd is. Utter shit. Avoid like the fucking plague.
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2.5 average | Lani | October 7th 12 | Not as bad as people make it out to be, but the trolliness of it all does wear out its welcome after a few listens.
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1.0 awful | MegaJake1024 | September 3rd 12 | Gotta be the worst and most disappointing album ever made by anybody half-decent. And Metallica is great. This just blows hard though.
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1.0 awful | BonRurgundy | April 8th 12 | Either the best troll album ever, or Metallica should be ashamed of themselves for collaborating with this retard and his inane ramblings.
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1.0 awful | YetAnotherBrick | February 29th 12 | There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poo...and then there's Lulu.
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0.0 | julien | February 5th 12 | It's amazing to me that someone like Lou Reed listened to this and decided that it was something he was proud of and willing to share with the world. This album is sad more than anything else; a step down for both Metallica and Lou Reed.
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0.0 | macadoolahicky | February 1st 12 | Regardless of the fact that this is mainly a Lou Read album and not a Metallica album, it's still really really bad.
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1.0 awful | Zilla2112 | January 13th 12 | I'm sorry, but this is just awful. I didn't expect anything amazing from the odd collaboration between Lou Reed and Metallica, but I surely didn't expect this stinker. The riffs and songs themselves are good at best, and repetitive and uninspired at worst, but what ruins any chance of this album of being tolerable are Lou Reed's atrocious vocals. I would cut my legs and tits off when I think of this terrible excuse for an album.
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1.5 very poor | metalspirit | December 22nd 11 | It's clear that Metallica have tried something different here, like Linkin Park did with a thousand suns and Korn has just done with the path of totality. However, it is clear that it hasn't worked. Metallica have recently released a new EP called Beyond Magnetic. This is Metallica returning to the Heavy Metal stuff that everyone is familiar of.
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2.0 poor | Rastapunk | December 12th 11 | I have a hard time adjusting to Lou's voice but that's not the problem. Sometimes I feel like comon James, your turn it will make the song so much better, like on the 7 min Mistress Dread. I haven't listened to the 20mins Junior dad yet, but overall I give it a two, it deserves a little more music and a little less poetry. Some songs are OK though, not as bad as everyone says, but yeah this has nothing to do with any Metallica records, and the fans will hate it.
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4.0 excellent | JesusV4 | November 20th 11 | If you like Lou Reed, it's not a stretch that you'll like this album. But if you don't like Reed, yet like Metallica, you're probably not going to like this... That's because it is in no way a departure for Lou Reed. This sounds like a heavy metal Lou Reed album. And save for a few moments when James Hetfield's singing sounds more like yodeling than singing ("Small town gurrrl!"), this is a more than solid heavy metal Lou Reed album.
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1.5 very poor | steadyriot | November 12th 11 | This album is way Underrated. Sure its terrible, but
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3.0 good | KyokushinMaster | November 3rd 11 | It's quite good, different but good. most people here who rate it too low are over reacting rcause its a half Metallica album and not it's Master of Puppets #2
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0.0 | Achilles32094 | October 28th 11 | If you rated this pile of dog shit a 5 then you are either deaf or a Metallica fanboy.
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1.0 awful | HorrorBusiness78 | October 24th 11 | Embarrassingly bad on so many levels. St. Anger is amazing compared to this shit.
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1.0 awful | rokknroll4 | October 22nd 11 | So I hear this sucks, I'm not gonna listen to it... but you know 1/5
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1.0 awful | FilthyBorgir | October 22nd 11 | let's see if we can get a 1.2 as an average user base rating for this bitch!!!! bring on the 1s niggas!r
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1.0 awful | BlackLlama | October 21st 11 | I know this get's said a lot, but this is literally the worst thing since the holocaust.
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1.0 awful | MopHeadOvMetal | October 21st 11 | Metallica wanted to write an album worser than St. Anger... and that was when the man who made Metal Machine Music, Lou Reed, came to help... Seriously...
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1.0 awful | EpsilonJSTC | October 21st 11 | From two of the greatest rock artists ever comes the worst collaboration of all time.
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0.0 | charlie15 | October 21st 11 | Should I even bother checking this out? Evidently not.
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1.0 awful | egadude | October 20th 11 | can't even believe this album falls in the "Metal" section.
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2.0 poor | JAXETA | October 20th 11 | listened to the stream, its actually better than i thought... WAYYYYYYYY better
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0.0 | AGuyIsWatchingYou | October 19th 11 | Sometimes I think life is too much, I think I can't handle it. Anyway today I was on the edge, I was about to jump. But all of a sudden, I heard it! Lou Reed dying. I couldn't kill myself after this, nobody should be put through Lou's pain and suffering. These sounds were recorded and set to music made by recycling Metallica riffs. They were officially released, the album was titled: Lulu.
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1.0 awful | doofy | January 13th 24 |
2.0 poor | Votex | July 18th 23 |
1.0 awful | MT76 | July 4th 23 |
1.5 very poor | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | November 1st 22 |
1.5 very poor | j008 | October 27th 22 |
1.5 very poor | Oatus | May 18th 22 |
1.5 very poor | Zakusz | March 24th 22 |
3.5 great | ZIG | March 23rd 22 |
1.0 awful | s0nicx | January 11th 22 |
1.0 awful | epmxcx | December 29th 21 |
1.0 awful | eureka | November 18th 21 |
4.5 superb | chayka | October 5th 21 |
1.0 awful | Harlz | February 27th 21 |
1.0 awful | jayt851 | November 20th 20 |
1.0 awful | Ronike | October 14th 20 |
4.0 excellent | Docky | September 3rd 20 |
4.5 superb | Zaleb | August 30th 20 |
1.5 very poor | Suyan | July 1st 20 |
4.0 excellent | ian b | May 18th 20 |
3.5 great | remi | May 6th 20 |
3.0 good | Halez | April 30th 20 |
2.5 average | AntalWS | January 30th 20 |
3.5 great | Emily | December 18th 19 |
1.0 awful | mEyck07 | November 25th 19 |
1.0 awful | Alexxx | November 25th 19 |
1.0 awful | dcube | October 31st 19 |
1.0 awful | Defcol | October 15th 19 |
1.5 very poor | deaad | July 26th 19 |
1.0 awful | botb | March 15th 19 |
1.0 awful | Korgull | February 26th 19 |
1.5 very poor | dlbk03 | February 20th 19 |
1.0 awful | dunnope | December 27th 18 |
3.0 good | Grzka | December 6th 18 |
1.0 awful | thawey | November 21st 18 |
1.0 awful | Ben STAFF | May 15th 18 |
3.5 great | elch21 | March 22nd 18 |
1.0 awful | Rdv | December 5th 17 |
1.5 very poor | ctay145 | October 15th 17 |
2.5 average | bobby72 | September 14th 17 |
1.0 awful | Jan555 | July 21st 17 |
1.0 awful | YeeHaw | July 11th 17 |
1.0 awful | gilly | June 15th 17 |
1.0 awful | hasan | April 5th 17 |
1.0 awful | Jake E. | February 27th 17 |
1.0 awful | 2ool | February 22nd 17 |
4.5 superb | Doeme | December 27th 16 |
1.0 awful | bnyby | December 21st 16 |
4.0 excellent | mask | December 16th 16 |
1.0 awful | ICDD | December 7th 16 |
3.5 great | chape | December 3rd 16 |
1.0 awful | tellah | December 1st 16 |
1.0 awful | Wolfe | November 29th 16 |
3.0 good | colen | November 20th 16 |
1.0 awful | ciregno | November 17th 16 |
3.5 great | amhc | November 15th 16 |
4.0 excellent | natbar | October 29th 16 |
4.5 superb | Radex | October 23rd 16 |
1.0 awful | Enzx | October 15th 16 |
2.5 average | xfactor | October 9th 16 |
1.0 awful | old | October 6th 16 |
1.0 awful | helti | September 4th 16 |
2.5 average | A.R.O. STAFF | August 13th 16 |
4.0 excellent | Geomi | July 5th 16 |
1.0 awful | Snide | May 22nd 16 |
1.0 awful | SB129 | May 16th 16 |
1.0 awful | shem | April 22nd 16 |
1.0 awful | Dmax28 | April 21st 16 |
1.0 awful | Feels | March 28th 16 |
1.5 very poor | hamid95 | March 19th 16 |
1.5 very poor | CWBrown | February 20th 16 |
1.5 very poor | Titan | January 16th 16 |
1.0 awful | Pavera | January 12th 16 |
1.0 awful | sam1oq | January 7th 16 |
1.0 awful | trilo | December 30th 15 |
4.0 excellent | AWOL3 | December 26th 15 |
2.0 poor | torts | December 15th 15 |
3.0 good | Jordan M. EMERITUS | November 20th 15 |
1.0 awful | Robbit | August 15th 15 |
1.0 awful | Paul | July 9th 15 |
1.5 very poor | Krichek | April 21st 15 |
2.0 poor | Lours | March 20th 15 |
1.0 awful | theyam | February 27th 15 |
1.0 awful | ToddDC | February 20th 15 |
1.0 awful | Gbhill | February 2nd 15 |
4.5 superb | Nigtwig | January 15th 15 |
1.0 awful | Tulten | December 15th 14 |
1.5 very poor | Runeii | November 20th 14 |
2.5 average | betray | October 29th 14 |
1.0 awful | Pepan | October 16th 14 |
1.0 awful | ariich | October 5th 14 |
1.5 very poor | Sapee | October 4th 14 |
1.5 very poor | Mercy | August 31st 14 |
2.5 average | mrfixit | August 17th 14 |
1.0 awful | bahlof | June 17th 14 |
1.0 awful | ngk44 | April 18th 14 |
1.0 awful | savaah | March 30th 14 |
1.0 awful | SimGod | March 18th 14 |
1.5 very poor | Rawben | March 17th 14 |
1.0 awful | DoReMe | March 11th 14 |
1.0 awful | Adam | March 4th 14 |
1.0 awful | facupm | February 26th 14 |
1.5 very poor | adr | February 16th 14 |
1.0 awful | Laymi | February 10th 14 |
1.0 awful | hpmk26 | February 1st 14 |
1.0 awful | cdog215 | November 30th 13 |
4.0 excellent | willow | November 17th 13 |
1.0 awful | Axl752 | November 3rd 13 |
3.0 good | JJKeys | October 30th 13 |
1.5 very poor | hudso | October 29th 13 |
1.5 very poor | Wadlez | October 8th 13 |
1.0 awful | slagun | September 27th 13 |
1.5 very poor | Zeg | September 9th 13 |
1.5 very poor | CutMan | September 8th 13 |
1.0 awful | Tobmast | September 8th 13 |
1.5 very poor | Kalhur | September 6th 13 |
1.0 awful | Crawl | July 24th 13 |
1.5 very poor | NeoSpaz | June 28th 13 |
1.0 awful | daghe | June 27th 13 |
1.0 awful | Warpt | June 2nd 13 |
1.0 awful | miaow | May 16th 13 |
1.5 very poor | Zamora | May 4th 13 |
1.5 very poor | CK | April 25th 13 |
1.0 awful | tg103 | April 10th 13 |
1.5 very poor | apert | March 21st 13 |
1.0 awful | JBull | March 15th 13 |
3.0 good | tnd | February 16th 13 |
1.0 awful | Mazerus | February 13th 13 |
1.0 awful | JS19 | February 3rd 13 |
1.0 awful | Gard3n | January 25th 13 |
1.0 awful | Voltia | January 13th 13 |
1.0 awful | manosg EMERITUS | January 11th 13 |
1.0 awful | Sunlar | January 6th 13 |
1.0 awful | Lenix | December 31st 12 |
1.0 awful | nicowyp | December 24th 12 |
1.5 very poor | Hoppip | December 24th 12 |
1.0 awful | Mehtal | December 11th 12 |
2.0 poor | Dask | December 10th 12 |
1.0 awful | mpaes | December 5th 12 |
1.5 very poor | Pwoper | November 21st 12 |
1.5 very poor | Zeneren | November 1st 12 |
1.0 awful | Legit | October 22nd 12 |
1.0 awful | Sa1kon | October 13th 12 |
1.0 awful | Snuron | October 12th 12 |
2.0 poor | Selh | October 3rd 12 |
1.0 awful | Solisis | September 19th 12 |
1.0 awful | ADM20 | September 13th 12 |
1.5 very poor | kabster | September 4th 12 |
1.5 very poor | doqtor | August 26th 12 |
1.0 awful | viri | August 22nd 12 |
1.0 awful | Tib | July 15th 12 |
1.0 awful | jbrodu | June 20th 12 |
1.0 awful | BrianE | June 15th 12 |
1.0 awful | chiu | June 7th 12 |
1.0 awful | JohIV | June 2nd 12 |
1.5 very poor | mifzal | May 27th 12 |
4.0 excellent | slarti | May 8th 12 |
1.0 awful | Diton | April 3rd 12 |
1.0 awful | Slask | March 27th 12 |
1.0 awful | ILJ | March 22nd 12 |
1.5 very poor | Bossie | March 8th 12 |
1.5 very poor | TBliss2 | March 1st 12 |
1.0 awful | Shvyin | March 1st 12 |
1.5 very poor | virpi | February 26th 12 |
1.5 very poor | SMK | February 23rd 12 |
1.0 awful | Duted | February 18th 12 |
1.5 very poor | gocsa666 | February 16th 12 |
1.0 awful | tysly | February 1st 12 |
1.5 very poor | Siamois | January 17th 12 |
1.5 very poor | Thane | January 16th 12 |
1.0 awful | mattkd | January 15th 12 |
1.0 awful | ebids | January 9th 12 |
1.0 awful | pcar | January 7th 12 |
1.0 awful | jsaf7 | January 7th 12 |
1.0 awful | Fibro | January 4th 12 |
1.0 awful | juhiz | January 4th 12 |
1.0 awful | cloudnx | December 26th 11 |
1.0 awful | Ignored | December 26th 11 |
1.0 awful | HWBTW | December 19th 11 |
1.0 awful | murph64 | December 18th 11 |
1.5 very poor | evgeserr | December 17th 11 |
4.0 excellent | cuki92 | December 13th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Pentagon | December 12th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Donny | December 12th 11 |
1.5 very poor | itsdark | December 11th 11 |
1.0 awful | julezv | December 10th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Shiduba | December 8th 11 |
1.0 awful | Infex | December 7th 11 |
1.0 awful | Ayashi | December 4th 11 |
1.0 awful | Mowgli | December 1st 11 |
1.0 awful | Thor | November 29th 11 |
1.0 awful | ANJ45 | November 29th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Splint | November 28th 11 |
1.0 awful | Weed | November 23rd 11 |
1.0 awful | jg777 | November 22nd 11 |
1.0 awful | Carzy | November 21st 11 |
3.0 good | adesih | November 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | geng | November 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | Dev518 | November 19th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Soumodip | November 18th 11 |
1.0 awful | Sevhead | November 18th 11 |
1.0 awful | Drone | November 16th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Timmons | November 15th 11 |
1.0 awful | Jawad96 | November 15th 11 |
1.0 awful | Pndi | November 12th 11 |
1.0 awful | bakor | November 12th 11 |
1.0 awful | WBalls | November 11th 11 |
4.0 excellent | Niels | November 10th 11 |
1.0 awful | Subrick | November 10th 11 |
1.0 awful | Spec | November 9th 11 |
1.0 awful | neikos | November 9th 11 |
1.0 awful | Adash | November 8th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Shukal | November 5th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Photon | November 5th 11 |
2.0 poor | alsid | November 3rd 11 |
2.0 poor | ks1 | November 3rd 11 |
3.0 good | JMZ | November 2nd 11 |
1.0 awful | gervin | November 1st 11 |
1.0 awful | 0Mimi0 | October 31st 11 |
1.0 awful | Manet | October 30th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Phantom | October 30th 11 |
1.5 very poor | warrar1 | October 29th 11 |
5.0 classic | Texture | October 27th 11 |
1.0 awful | xevman | October 27th 11 |
3.0 good | cinnas | October 26th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Apollo | October 26th 11 |
1.0 awful | Skubny | October 25th 11 |
1.0 awful | nebg11 | October 24th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Pagaard | October 24th 11 |
1.0 awful | bnard | October 24th 11 |
1.0 awful | lopezp | October 24th 11 |
1.0 awful | Colar | October 23rd 11 |
1.0 awful | tnp101 | October 23rd 11 |
2.0 poor | jmh886 | October 22nd 11 |
1.0 awful | mar1s | October 22nd 11 |
1.5 very poor | FrFRfr | October 22nd 11 |
2.0 poor | Torii | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | tables | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | HiLion | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | derekkp | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | stevep | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | Smevin | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | divoz | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | BroFro | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | Kronzo | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | itchy | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | Rowdy | October 21st 11 |
2.0 poor | W477ZY | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | UPSMan | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | PacM4n | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | vdop | October 21st 11 |
5.0 classic | itzcalv | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | JWT155 | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | TYREN | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | JViney EMERITUS | October 21st 11 |
1.0 awful | ZKG777 | October 21st 11 |
1.5 very poor | LumpSum | October 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | Nomad | October 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | cvlts | October 20th 11 |
1.5 very poor | Muikuli | October 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | YUJOS | October 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | Nacram | October 20th 11 |
2.0 poor | quik40 | October 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | DinoX | October 20th 11 |
1.0 awful | Lakes. | October 20th 11 |
4.5 superb | jrm96 | September 30th 11 |
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