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| 5.0 classic | hobblepot | January 7th 17 |
5'd cos Blue Da Ba De is the greatest song of all time period full fucking stop.
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| 2.5 average | Jared Floryan | April 5th 15 |
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" is a song that will never leave anybody's head, no matter the gap in years or time overall; the inane lyrics, that unforgettable chorus, and the Auto-Tune on Jeffrey Jey's voice is one gigantic memory harder than bricks - and especially even tougher to suppress. If for some inexplicable reason you can't memorize any part of the track, then I implore the simple-minded to see what Todd in the Shadows has to say about it. Europop is unsurprisingly danceable, as its catchiness seems to know no limits. But after a while, Italian act Eiffel 65 will tire you out. They're all style without any of the substance or grace, and for a vocal minority, the material is pretty friggin' dense. For instance, as ridiculously fun as a number like "My Console" can be, I'm detracting points solely because the "brains" of this triad didn't mention Crash Bandicoot or Twisted Metal anywhere in the lyrical content, but he *does* receive a strawberry-coated brownie for name dropping Tekken 3. Is it any wonder now why I grew up on the Nintendo 64 instead of the PS1?
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| 1.5 very poor | Iluvatar | June 26th 06 |
Blue is a genuinely catchy song. Everything else? Well, meh. It's all pretty much trash. They takes good european techno artist ideas (Ladytron and Miss Kittin ftw), and craft it into some weird mainstream pop album, that doesnt have the strengths of either but the weaknesses of well everything. It's boring, overdone, too intricate for its own good, lyrically retarded, and musically you can only dance to it for about 5 minutes. Then you kill yourself. I don't make the rules folks, God does. God hates this album.
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| 2.5 average | deaad | April 13th 24 |
| 2.0 poor | DJD1ed | April 16th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | fog | June 8th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Oobaloo | January 8th 21 |
| 3.5 great | chayka | April 14th 20 |
| 3.0 good | TyLaw | September 10th 19 |
| 3.5 great | Sarah | March 23rd 19 |
| 5.0 classic | oira317 | September 28th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Dieu | January 22nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Faenrir | September 13th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Tom R. EMERITUS | November 13th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Pels0 | May 25th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | matzo | December 20th 13 |
| 2.5 average | mandan | May 17th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Caelum | December 6th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | artrock | November 4th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shiduba | June 10th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Kymehp | October 24th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Karii | January 20th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | morrissey EMERITUS | August 31st 10 |
| 3.0 good | xezene | March 24th 10 |
| 2.5 average | Smevin | February 12th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | MrChuck | February 6th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | DiceMan | October 5th 09 |
| 5.0 classic | Icen | October 5th 09 |
| 3.5 great | sahrs | December 9th 07 |
| 2.5 average | Egglord | September 23rd 07 |
| 3.5 great | Poet | August 23rd 07 |
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