 | Brainiac Bonsai Superstar
3.9 excellent
| Ranking: #67 for 1994 | |
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| 4.5 superb | NeroCorleone80 | December 16th 15 | This is where Brainiac came into their own, amazing album.
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| 3.5 great | Bedex | September 18th 22 | Honestly I fail to see how this is 0.6 avg better than LP1. It feels very similar in that it
is cool, interesting gritty weirdcore stuff that I enjoyed listening to but probably won't
listen back to very often. I enjoyed some of the noisiest sections e.g. 5 quite a lot, 6 is
really upbeat and bouncy but the vocals were a bit too weird for me, then after two pretty
decent tracks it was all starting to be a bit much for me. By 11 I was really no longer
convinced. The early album tho feels quite a bit stronger than LP1. Overall I feel about the
same, a solid 3.6
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| 4.0 excellent | Supercoolguy64 | November 5th 16 | Weirdo spazz-indie shit. That Tim Taylor sure knew how to make a silly voice when he sang. Is his voice being played through a moog synthesizer on that first track? Maybe, those guys sure did like to make themselves sound like alien transmissions. Speaking of "Collide" sounds like that one time I was staring at a analog TV screen playing nothing but pure static and barley, just barley could I see someone inside of it. "Fucking With The Altmeter" is the ultimate stalker/suicidal break-up song ever written that features lyrics about a dude who dies in a violent plane crash or something. Give me some love and play this album when I fuck you in the ass, then maybe I wont be so sexually frustrated. So sad Tim died like a mortal human being, no one even remember who these guys are, and they were great. The hands of a genius is so cold...
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| 4.5 superb | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | April 7th 25 |
| 3.5 great | doofy | January 9th 24 |
| 3.5 great | foxxxy | November 14th 23 |
| 3.5 great | KuyJuk | November 2nd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Casavir | August 26th 23 |
| 3.0 good | cb123 | March 22nd 21 |
| 4.5 superb | bloaf38 | December 28th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | DashBoi | November 9th 20 |
| 3.0 good | fog | May 21st 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Spluger | January 23rd 19 |
| 4.5 superb | Ankit | February 28th 17 |
| 3.5 great | bmelt | October 14th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tom R. EMERITUS | February 3rd 16 |
| 5.0 classic | "Tab" | November 29th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | fitb | January 5th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | mrfixit | April 3rd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Spare | April 17th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | awal16 | November 3rd 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | greg84 EMERITUS | October 26th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | krkat | June 17th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Smevin | July 3rd 10 |
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