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| 5.0 classic | BrokencydeCurve | May 13th 11 |
This album is an instant classic. I'm normally pretty picky with what bands I listen to, but this is truly one of the most talented bands I've ever listened to. I've probably heard this album around 20 or 30 times since I got it, and it never gets old. Every time I listen to it, I find new meanings in the lyrics. This album combines sick beats, killer screams, and heartfelt singing into an album that is truly epic (no pun intended!) It also has very clever, well thought-out lyrics that are tongue-in-cheek, but still intelligent. I would recommend adding this album to any music fan's collection. I really don't get the hate for this band, I personally think they're the best band to come along in the past few decades. They're much better than any of the modern metal or pop songs on the radio. The screams are top notch (better than any of those new bands, like Suicide Silence, that's for sure) and the singing is very catchy and good. This band truly deserves recognition, so I suggest that any fan go out and spread the word of Blood On the Dance Floor to the world. You have to give them credit for making music this great. Blood On the Dance Floor are more than a band, they're a way of life...and they definitely aren't a force to be reckoned with! This band is going to blow up and be huge some day, I can tell! Keep up the good work, guys, I'll look forward to the next release and every one after that.
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| 0.0 | CrimsonLies | March 23rd 13 |
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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| 0.0 | davezillaMP3 | May 25th 20 |
HERE IS AN EXTRA SCREW YOU TO YOU VANITY FOR RIPPING OFF THE GAZETTE! (the chorus of "Looking Hot Dangerous" plagiarizes the chorus to Gazette's "Carry?")
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| 1.0 awful | Snacktimeguy | May 16th 15 |
Some of the songs are almost catchy enough to be enjoyable. However, the terrible lyrics throw that possible enjoyment out the window and sets it on fire.
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| 1.0 awful | BIaziken | December 20th 14 |
This band are the musical equivalent of going on to steam and seeing one of your friends has sent you a gift and you click on it and see they have sent you Bad Rats, regardless of your expectations you are going to be disappointed.
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| 0.0 | Exhorder | January 4th 13 |
One of the worst releases in existance. Now i do not hate this band like most people do by any means but this really is appaling. Scream For My Ice Cream is the only song on here that is really worth a listen and even that has the same ridiculous lyricism-"got a monster in my pants, and if i ever get the chance im gonna cram it down your throat"... Lines like this make you wonder if the band has ever touched a stitch of pussy.
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| 2.0 poor | xD00mxx | March 19th 12 |
Now, BOTDF's early work was awful on a technical level, but entertaining for it's sheer silliness. In other words, it was a guilty pleasure, a VERY guilty pleasure. You know it sucks, but you love it! They seem to be trying to become more serious now, but that just doesn't work for them. It has some pretty catchy parts, but that's it.
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| 1.5 very poor | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | November 22nd 11 |
Blood on the Dance Floor had no right to release a 3rd album, let alone get ambitious & have it contain 22 tracks! Yet, relative to their horrendous back-catalog, 'Epic' actually begins well enough with a greater emphasis on singing, even if that also means more auto-tune. Unfortunately, over the 76 minute duration, the Orlando electro-pop duo fall back into bad habits, especially when it comes to the sexually explicit lyrics. This album's lowlight comes on the terrible 'It's On Like Donkey Kong' with "My cum's so chunky, it's like an Oreo McFlurry". That should put you off your Maccas kiddies. Recommended Tracks: Sugar Rush & Lovestruck.
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| 1.0 awful | haley | August 1st 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Luna | June 24th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | November 30th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Uzumaki | June 19th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Shamus CONTRIBUTOR | October 4th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tranqyl | July 22nd 18 |
| 1.0 awful | YxxzY | June 27th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Sarah | March 29th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Ves | August 22nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | maxer | April 2nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Winndex | February 24th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | md5 | September 12th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Snide | May 14th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | January 29th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Elixen | April 3rd 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Dav85 | February 1st 15 |
| 1.0 awful | MikeBG | January 14th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Mercy | September 15th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Jake97 | September 5th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Wonder | June 14th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | adr | March 12th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Thatch | December 28th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | GSMC96 | November 14th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Alaska | October 29th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | J | September 16th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | ezba45 | January 26th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Weedon | January 19th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Geehhh | December 20th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Happy | November 26th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Tulten | November 25th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | clavier EMERITUS | November 24th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | November 7th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | pike27 | October 23rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | NeoSpaz | September 30th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | JViney EMERITUS | June 25th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ILJ | June 22nd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | AdamK | May 16th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | chayka | February 9th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vyndax | January 30th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | xevman | October 30th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | guizpom | September 1st 11 |
| 1.0 awful | iGuter | July 14th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Krytix | July 7th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | mullo | March 29th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Lakes2 | February 12th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Mauler | November 22nd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Scoot | November 21st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Epic | November 21st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | November 21st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | DinoX | November 21st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | ebay | November 8th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | omdins | November 7th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | IN64 | September 25th 10 |
| 2.5 average | jackd64 | September 25th 10 |
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