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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | January 12th 15 |
When attacked by a bear, simply lie still on the ground and cover your face and head with your hands. When the bear is finished batting you around and mauling you, contact the US Forest Service.
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| 1.0 awful | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | September 4th 12 |
Listed as the debut "album" for Missouri outfit Eatmewhileimhot!, 'xALBUMx' really stretches the definition at just 8 tracks & 15 minutes in length. Even worse, it's a dismal 15 minutes worth, with the heavy side-project of Never Shout Never delivering a predictable & somehow repetitive take on metalcore. Apparently intended to be an ironic & fun parody of a cliched genre, practically none of this shines through, since the instrumentation is made up of simplistic breakdown after breakdown, while both the vocals & lyrics are atrocious. Any hint of promise usually disappears within 15 seconds on this horrendous release! Recommended Track: xVAMPIRESx.
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| 1.0 awful | DoABarrelRoll | December 11th 11 |
NeverShoutNever is better then this, but that's not saying much.
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| 1.0 awful | Redman54 | December 14th 10 |
Complete waste of 15 minutes of life and an album which made my ears bleed, xDISGUSTINGx
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| 1.5 very poor | wittwright | August 30th 10 |
Dwight Schrute Intro gives this a 1.5, otherwise its just a waste of your time...
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| 1.5 very poor | Noteros | November 15th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ILJ | September 2nd 12 |
| 2.5 average | vox001 | January 19th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Ignored | December 16th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | stevep | August 6th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | November 18th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Midjicka | November 15th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | Torgol | October 1st 10 |
| 2.5 average | Matte | August 3rd 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Zizzer | July 29th 10 |
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