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| 0.0 | Brandon Scott EMERITUS | September 8th 10 |
Raw. Hateful. Satanic. All words that carry the essence of black metal. But where did black metal find it's essence? Impaled Northern Moonforest's first self titled acoustic album. Undoubtedly the most blasphemous record ever created, this spellbinding record of 13 classic tracks including the likes of "Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyet" and fan favorite, " Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar" defined a sound that would later go on to be used by the likes of greats such as Mayhem, Burzum and Darkthrone. So, leave your friends with their pussy CoF and Dimmu Borgir records while you enjoy the trvest, most kvlt album this side of a gr1m frostbitten mountain.
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| 4.5 superb | vanderb0b | September 14th 10 |
The blasphemous moon lusciously awaits the necrowizard, whose inverted cross-vortex brings grim and frostbitten death to those not pledging their very souls to the inverted necrogods.
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| 1.0 awful | Petrockspiracy | June 20th 17 |
Undoubtedly the best album to come out of the up-and-coming throwing up into spinning washing
machines scene.
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| 4.0 excellent | FirstStrikeIsDeadly | July 23rd 15 |
Obviously the music sucks, and there are no real lyrics, but the cover, album/band title, sheer concept (acoustic black metal), and absurdly hilarious song titles which had me crying with laughter all add up to one of the funniest joke albums ever made.
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| 1.0 awful | Zilla2112 | November 26th 11 |
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| 3.0 good | 2ool | September 8th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Oobaloo | December 25th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Runeii | November 14th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | torts | February 28th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | KOSTER | November 23rd 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Smeg | June 12th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Qorx | January 17th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | SMK | June 20th 13 |
| 3.0 good | CK | April 23rd 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Shooz | November 26th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | pens | December 31st 11 |
| 2.0 poor | Knave | August 26th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | ctaxxxx | August 14th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | WasWas | August 7th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Thor | June 13th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | JayB | January 18th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | ratowitz | November 24th 10 |
| 5.0 classic | Oceans | September 19th 10 |
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