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| 1.5 very poor | Futures STAFF | July 24th 26 |
shockingly bad. this feels like a really rough first draft that you flesh out and touch up over the course of months. it also reminds me of that company that made songs for rich people's kids. everything is so amateurish and not thought out. the guitar parts are just horrendous, sounds like a kid jamming on a fisher price guitar. music so bad it makes people cope and say it's avant-garde and boundary pushing. the cronenburg outro is so laughably i'm 12 and this is deep "profound", especially considering the shitshow that preceded.
camera is pretty great though surprisingly lol. classic charli. i'm afraid is kind of interesting and the hook of wink wink is fun but surrounded by some of the most cringeworthy lyrics. there are ideas i guess but it's just a complete disaster. but stans will eat up anything even music that seems to be insulting to their own intelligence.
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| 1.5 very poor | Ebola | July 24th 26 |
Baffling decision after baffling decision. The electric guitar sounds shockingly bad. Kamala didn’t die for this.
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| 1.0 awful | grandfather | July 24th 26 |
Horrible record that will inevitably garner widespread acclaim because it's "different." Unfortunately, "different" doesn't always mean good. This features Charli's worst lyrics over pathetic pseudo alt rock pop instrumentation. It's not transgressive, it's not an "act of rebellion," it's just really bad pop music.
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| 4.0 excellent | Chardonnay | July 24th 26 |
I gotta say I respect the commitment to the bit. Cheezus
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| 4.5 superb | Faraudo | July 24th 26 |
I always applaud reinvention, and this is, for better or worse, Charli at her most unapologetic and contar�an.
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| 4.0 excellent | Handers | July 24th 26 |
| 1.0 awful | Runeii | July 24th 26 |
| 1.5 very poor | Ryan P STAFF | July 24th 26 |
| 4.0 excellent | Verdr | July 24th 26 |
| 4.5 superb | Gazo | July 24th 26 |
| 2.5 average | Snuron | July 24th 26 |
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