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| 3.5 great | MegaResurrectedJake4 | July 12th 26 |
Literally can't stand most human beings and the way they approach things rn. "Agonizing
hardcore... Oppressively dark." Excellent. Lol. Our species needs to grow up so bad its
ridiculous. Yes, its art, yes it reflects your experience, but give me a break dude... its
about what you do with your experience, so exaggerating the negativity of experience itself
is a modern joke of self pity.
The melody that breaks through this album is pretty outstanding. Because this is the
standard, it gets a 3.5. It gets a 3.5 and not a 4.5 because the pummeling, regressive
pretend-to-be-heavy thing makes most of it fairly displeasing. It's killing our music, it's
killing our soft little males playing nihilist, it's putting imbeciles into power positions,
and everyone is pretending they're super heavy while they're bending over and exposing their
rumpuses to any and whoever will give them a complement. Y'all bandwagon together in self-
pity and harlotry even over "underground" records. Look at all the sputnik pages. Not an
ounce of genuine will to be found. Y'all are cowards, and most of the "heavy" sections on
this and most metal music y'all worship like a golden calf is a testament to the cowardice
of us all.
Some of this album is awesome. A lot of it stinks. Just like all of you. We should be
praising what is awesome, not what stinks. Instead, you're all pretending to be hard. Alas.
If only you actually were, you'd know what you were doing, and you'd stop playing the
harlot. And then we'd all be awesome a lot more of the time.
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| 4.0 excellent | Ferretmusic | May 31st 26 |
Agonizing hardcore and dare i say metalcore tinged sludge (in the best possible way), a gloomy slow churn of heavy riffs. No pop, no autotune, just oppressively dark.
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| 4.0 excellent | Wolfe | July 12th 26 |
who shat on your cereal
Bump |
| 4.5 superb | Raust | July 10th 26 |
| 3.7 great | Ryan P STAFF | July 4th 26 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sunnyvale EMERITUS | June 2nd 26 |
| 3.0 good | trilo | May 30th 26 |
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