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| 0.0 | Gene Gol STAFF | January 28th 25 |
tune in for the next album, titled Christians Can Svck My Dick and Eat My Ass
21 Bumps | Bump |
| 2.0 poor | Christbait | January 29th 25 |
Who would have known such a revered band could turn themselves into a meme because ov one dude's inability to move beyond the age ov 14. Incredible iv yov think abovt it.
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| 2.5 average | Have you tried jamming HELCARAXE CONTRIBUTOR | January 29th 25 |
Thou shall not flush the shit ov god lest one invoke the wrath of his titanic bowel movements
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| 0.0 | judasgoat | January 29th 25 |
Genie: what are your 3 wishes?
Me: make every word 2 letters long
Gi: Wi gr.
Me: ma ev wo st wi o'.
Oi: Oi or.
Oe: oa ov oo ot oi v'.
Ov: Ov ov.
Ov: Ov ov ov.
Ov: Ov ov.
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| 3.5 great | mogmi | May 8th 25 |
I get that the title is in poor taste, but it's their best album in a long time.
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| 1.0 awful | Gary STAFF | January 28th 25 |
Nergal really hates the "F" and "U" letters. That must be really satanic.
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| 1.0 awful | Harrisonr79 | April 11th 25 |
They quit being a legitimate metal band in 2007. Nergal is a sell out. Every album is so bad. He should shut his mouth and quit talking shit and write an album that doesnt suck ass.
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| 2.0 poor | khagaroth | February 3rd 25 |
Who would have expected a turd from Behemoth. At least it's aptly named.
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| 1.0 awful | starboystargirl | January 31st 25 |
Nergal try not to be cringe speerun 2025 IMPOSSIBLE
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| 0.0 | Sunnyvale STAFF | January 31st 25 |
I find this kind of performative anti-religiosity quite cringe in general, but especially
when it's this lazy. It took me literally thirty seconds to think of a bunch of better
titles, if you did choose to go down this (very ill-advised) route:
1) The Divine Deuce
2) Christ's Crap
3) Diarrhea of the Deity
Anyway, BM album of the year
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| 3.0 good | Free Death #2 | May 9th 25 |
This is surprisingly decent. I was honestly expecting a real hot turd and this is at worst mediocre.
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| 0.0 | tellah | January 29th 25 |
not all ov pee pee time is poo poo time (shit ov god) bvt all ov poo poo time is pee pee time
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| 1.5 very poor | Kelek | May 12th 25 |
Embarassing nonsense from a band that should have disbanded years ago.
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| 1.0 awful | madtwoo | May 9th 25 |
Nice meme band, the only good thing is some of the tracks use their 2000s style, the rest they keep using the atmospheric element from their last 3 album
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| 0.0 | TheManMachine | January 29th 25 |
this album better be the biggest fuckin dump 50has to be at least 50 characters characters
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| 0.0 | Comatorium. | January 29th 25 |
I think these guys have lost the plot. Single is mid and album title is pretty cringe.
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| 3.5 great | alamo | May 19th 25 |
| 2.5 average | jmh886 | May 15th 25 |
| 4.0 excellent | dafjam | May 14th 25 |
| 3.0 good | Thor | May 13th 25 |
| 2.5 average | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | May 12th 25 |
| 1.5 very poor | Gazo | May 12th 25 |
| 3.5 great | mRA | May 12th 25 |
| 2.5 average | pengui | May 11th 25 |
| 3.5 great | heck | May 9th 25 |
| 2.5 average | Hawks CONTRIBUTOR | May 9th 25 |
| 2.5 average | cendor | May 9th 25 |
| 4.0 excellent | GhostK | May 9th 25 |
| 2.5 average | qt | May 9th 25 |
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