Sabrina Carpenter   Short n' Sweet
2.9
good
Release Date: 2024
Tracklist

 Full ReviewRatings (137) Give your Rating

2.0 poorCaleb Robinson CONTRIBUTOR | August 23rd 24

I would be willing to look past the super repetitive lyrical themes on this album if the music
itself was at least good. But my goodness, does this style of Gen Z pop need to be so god damn
slow and boring? But hey, if you wanna hear a bunch of downtempo and repetitive songs about boys,
relationships, and cheating, then go crazy.


2 Bumps | Bump

2.5 averagedidnt ask to be staff, was made staff anyway, then got demoted for not doing staff stuff | August 25th 24

Several takeaways from this album: 1. funny how the world at large saw Sabrina as a villain due to Olivia Rodrigo lore, now views her as a quirky pop diva, 2. funny how much of a made-up commercial product she really is, considering this album is stylistically nostalgic for all the possible eras (70s-00s) Sabrina would not have lived through, which also ties to 3. funny how this album relies on Sabrina's personality and character, yet has such a desperate personality crisis and takes from several directions at once, ultimately only succeeding on occasion and nearly accidentally, 4. I swear if I have to hear another child making an album full of songs about mediocre boys being mediocre. At least she knows now.

1 Bumps | Bump

3.0 goodalamo | August 25th 24

i wanna hear a bunch of downtempo and repetitive songs about boys, relationships, and cheating

1 Bumps | Bump

2.2 poorErwann S. EMERITUS | August 25th 24

Inoffensive pop that at the very least switches between rock, dance, trap, and country. It's mostly just background muzak.

Bump

3.5 greatHot Bowser | August 23rd 24

HEARTBREAK IS ONE THING MY EGO'S ANOTHER I BEG YOU DON'T EMBARRASS ME MOTHERFUCKER!! AAAAAAHHHAOOW!! AND I BET THE THERMOSTAT'S SET AT SIX-NINE!

Bump

3.5 greatZeuzo | December 4th 25
3.0 goodSolipsist | December 3rd 25
4.5 superbsevEn | October 23rd 25
3.5 greathcoaster94 | October 5th 25
4.5 superbrandom | September 19th 25
3.0 goodemptyhanded789 | September 13th 25
3.0 goodLuna | September 8th 25
3.0 goodbarcafan21 | September 7th 25
3.0 goodguamman64 | September 5th 25
2.5 average2CHAINAL | September 4th 25
2.0 poorSmashIsTheWay94 | September 1st 25
2.5 averageMcOof | September 1st 25
2.0 poorAffableMartyr | August 29th 25
3.0 goodsamwise2000 | August 29th 25
3.5 greatMyMentality | August 29th 25
3.5 greatbrandaao | August 29th 25
2.5 averageTundra (Sput Villain) | August 21st 25
4.0 excellentdonjon122412 | August 11th 25
2.5 averagekroglor | July 11th 25
3.5 greatGameofmetal EMERITUS | June 18th 25
3.0 goodBarksdale | June 12th 25
1.5 very poorkodama | May 23rd 25
3.3 greatRyan P STAFF | May 23rd 25
2.5 averageEmo | May 8th 25
3.0 goodariich | May 6th 25
3.5 greatThomasTheCure | April 11th 25
2.0 poordisciple31 | March 18th 25
3.5 greatDylan | March 9th 25
3.5 greatdarkbunny | March 2nd 25
2.5 averagevult | February 18th 25
3.5 greatbluejasmine | February 18th 25
4.0 excellentWav0fmutilation | January 15th 25
2.5 averageNaomi Lores | December 30th 24
3.5 greatSweetAsh | December 28th 24
3.0 goodMojito | December 23rd 24
2.5 averageAngryJohnny | December 23rd 24
2.5 averageghostalgeist | December 21st 24
2.0 poorovmunster | December 19th 24
3.0 goodZack Lorenzen EMERITUS | December 19th 24
2.5 averageJeetJeet | December 17th 24
2.0 poorTybaltKoala | December 12th 24
2.0 poor3waycrash | December 11th 24
3.0 goodGassman3268 | December 11th 24
3.5 greatReverse Perpendiculars | December 10th 24
3.0 goodJacobsLadder | December 9th 24
3.5 greatCoolNameGuy | December 5th 24
1.0 awfulBeau | December 3rd 24
3.0 goodVotex | December 2nd 24
2.0 poorgryndstone | December 1st 24
3.0 goodScuro EMERITUS | December 1st 24
3.5 greatDaniel | November 29th 24
3.0 goodboato | November 28th 24
1.5 very poorEbola | November 27th 24
3.0 goodhaley | November 23rd 24
3.0 goodZombieParty | November 18th 24
3.0 goodMoraff | November 17th 24
3.0 goodTT | November 11th 24
4.0 excellentReviewsAndSuch1221 | November 3rd 24
3.0 goodTom R. EMERITUS | October 28th 24
2.0 poorunclereich | October 28th 24
3.0 goodWillFromAmerica | October 22nd 24
3.5 greatSarah | October 21st 24
3.0 goodBrock619 | October 19th 24
3.5 greatUzumaki | October 15th 24
3.0 goodGet Low | October 13th 24
4.0 excellentKirsten N. | October 12th 24
3.0 goodSagacious13 | October 10th 24
4.0 excellentsncold | October 9th 24
3.0 goodTara | October 1st 24
4.0 excellentpitchforkrates | September 27th 24
3.0 goodTheGlowingWeen | September 25th 24
3.0 goodshoeslavandula | September 23rd 24
1.0 awfulRage_Against_The_System | September 21st 24
2.5 averageRarefied777 | September 20th 24
2.5 averageDmax28 | September 20th 24
3.5 greatGoldenWrapper | September 20th 24
3.0 goodCrunchyOreo | September 19th 24
3.0 goodfrnkieromustdie | September 12th 24
1.5 very poorCrisStyles | September 11th 24
2.0 poorNot being able to imagine myself as the subject of a love song spoils my enjoyment | September 10th 24
2.5 averagetmagistrelli | September 9th 24
3.0 goodtheneedledrop | September 4th 24
2.5 averagerelibee2 | August 31st 24
2.5 averageMutantsnowstorm | August 30th 24
3.5 greatBrandon Taylor | August 30th 24
3.0 goodRivalSkoomaDealer | August 30th 24
3.0 goodhotsoap | August 29th 24
3.0 goodArvesynd | August 29th 24
2.0 poorThis band is just a bunch of random noises. I hate it. | August 29th 24
2.0 poorTaran2607 | August 29th 24
3.0 goodtheoceanfloor | August 28th 24
2.5 averagejoshieboy | August 28th 24
2.5 averageGillie | August 28th 24
2.5 averagegagnonov | August 27th 24
3.5 greatAmericanFlagAsh | August 27th 24
4.0 excellentSaiseiTunes EMERITUS | August 27th 24
3.0 goodDadEsquire | August 27th 24
3.5 greataaronrkc | August 27th 24
2.5 averageDjang0 | August 26th 24
2.5 averageyaboco | August 26th 24
2.5 averagethosemadsounds | August 26th 24
2.5 averageatokad432 | August 26th 24
2.0 poorYour own inadequacies have twisted your mind into a pretzel that needs a bit of salt. | August 26th 24
3.5 greatemmny | August 26th 24
3.0 goodSnuron | August 26th 24
2.5 averagePistolPete | August 26th 24
3.0 goodiGuter | August 26th 24
2.0 poorAmbrosian | August 25th 24
2.5 averageMatty CONTRIBUTOR | August 25th 24
2.5 averageSteakByrnes | August 25th 24
2.5 averagegravityswitch | August 25th 24
2.5 averageDavidPrincipe29 | August 24th 24
2.5 averageterriblekonrad | August 24th 24
4.0 excellentXXMurdaBeatzXX | August 24th 24
3.0 goodsunshineit | August 24th 24
1.5 very poorjc3494 | August 23rd 24
3.5 greatDakota West Foss EMERITUS | August 23rd 24
3.5 greatHanders | August 23rd 24
2.9 goodBenjamin Jack EMERITUS | August 23rd 24
3.0 goodSlex | August 23rd 24
2.5 averageXhoven | August 23rd 24
2.0 poorSowing STAFF | August 23rd 24
4.0 excellentI have an awful memory of a high school ex sitting on my baby blue vinyl of The Dusk In Us lmao EMERITUS | August 23rd 24
1.5 very poorgrandfather | August 23rd 24
3.5 greatwinterworm | August 23rd 24
3.5 greatsurskit | August 23rd 24
2.5 averageZakusz | August 23rd 24
2.0 pooradtminimal | August 23rd 24
3.5 greatK3nsei69 | August 23rd 24
3.0 goodjtswope | August 23rd 24
3.0 goodPangea | August 23rd 24
3.5 greatMateo Ottie CONTRIBUTOR | August 23rd 24

Give Your Opinion on Short n' Sweet


You have to be logged in to rate this album Login | Create a Profile

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy