Taylor Swift   The Tortured Poets Department
2.3
average
Release Date: 2024
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0.0 MCJACKDAHL | February 7th 24

HOLY SHIT I'M ABOUT TO FREACKING CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB

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0.0 jesper STAFF | April 19th 24

who up torturing they poet

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2.3 averageErwann S. STAFF | April 19th 24

woah what a surprise this is overlong and mid and every song sounds the same

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0.0 buttgrinder | April 19th 24

31 fucking songs jesus christ staple my ear to a tree and cut it down

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1.5 very poorYour #1 Most Loved Semiaquatic, Egg-Laying Mammal | February 15th 24

More like the Tortured EcoTerrorists Department lmao am I right guys

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0.0 SaiseiTunes CONTRIBUTOR | April 19th 24

"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"

Why does it feel like this is the title of a Taylor Swift parody song?


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1.0 awfulzxlkho | April 19th 24

I liked the reference to cumtown on this but everything else sucked

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2.5 averageBrendan Schroer STAFF | April 19th 24

I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' rpaths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the rnight sky. Taylor Swift was hunched over her instrument. I stared entranced, soaking in her rnew material, chiseling each sound into the best functioning parts of my brain which would rbe the only sound system for the material for months.rEdit: nvm, it was actually pretty mid

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2.0 poorBillyBrill | April 19th 24

Hello???? Mid and bloated department? Yeah yeah its an emergency

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0.0 user user | April 19th 24

jizz

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3.0 goodpizzamachine | February 15th 24

More like the tortured pillows department. Taylor is USING those pillows, it’s so obviously a one sided relationship.
Shame on Taylor, so heart breaking… :[


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1.0 awfulzaruyache | April 24th 24

This isn't the worst album in the world or even among the worst, truly. But it's such a vapid record, so empty and pointless that I, even for objectivity's sake, have no personal interest in ever returning here to listen again. It's an artistic desert, a wasteland with no oasis in sight. And I don't ever deign to journey within its boundaries ever again.

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2.0 poorTHIS PAGE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SATAN | April 19th 24

the swizzle x pirate and it paradoxically ends up better than both

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1.0 awfulShamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | February 21st 24

this album is gonna be so fucking mid but her brainless stans don't expect her to make any homerun swings at this point, so onward to the top of Hot 100 we go again!!!!

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2.5 averageboredcore | April 24th 24

we declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist.

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0.0 LeDemonLemon | April 20th 24

Sludgy, Proggy, intense and one hell of a ride. I'm not surprised that TayTay is becoming more popular; her discography is too damn awesome to not be recognized.

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2.0 poorlz41 | April 20th 24

It's 31 songs and two hours long and you know everything you need to know when she sings "I'm not Patti Smith" on the second track.

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0.0 Nolan D. | April 19th 24

if I was Travis kelce I?d be nervous

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3.0 goodComatorium. | April 19th 24

Grown adults who can?t cope with a pop star existing and having fans lmao. Album is mid.

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2.5 averageJarnii | April 20th 24

It just all sounds the same man and it's way too long. Cringeworthy at times as well.

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1.0 awfulStonedManatee | April 20th 24

Cum in Taylor?s, goddamn like a motherfucking acrobat. This shit is whack.

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2.5 averageyaboco | April 19th 24

Another album of same-sounding, midtempo synth pop songs (I dont't think they deserve to be
called bops) followed up by 15 same-sounding, midtempo piano ballads - Riveting. While I
will concede there are some decent tracks in here, self editing and some trimming would have
done this album wonders. Not every song that gets written needs to be released.

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2.5 averageZackSh33 | April 19th 24

Shit's boring. How many times can we re-use the same musical textures and lyrical rhythms? I actually thought Midnights was interesting because it represented another change for her...this is like a longer Midnights, worse lyrics, less interesting musical things.

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3.5 greattmagistrelli | April 19th 24

The first half really had me thinking this would be transcendent for the poet.

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1.5 very poorsoggytime | July 19th 24
3.5 greatpitchforkrates | July 16th 24
2.0 poorjudasgoat | July 16th 24
4.0 excellentSolipsist | July 10th 24
2.0 poorghostalgeist | July 10th 24
1.5 very poorLebowskiRams | July 2nd 24
1.5 very poorCherryChase | June 30th 24
2.5 averagebrandaao | June 26th 24
2.5 averagenaej | June 22nd 24
2.0 poorMateo Ottie CONTRIBUTOR | June 19th 24
2.0 poorJust Tim. | June 18th 24
2.0 poorkarlulol | June 18th 24
3.5 greatJoshyPoshy | June 17th 24
2.0 poordreamfield | June 12th 24
1.0 awfulMayYouRise | June 11th 24
1.0 awfulTHummerz | June 7th 24
1.0 awfulSarah | June 4th 24
2.0 poorhangth3dj | June 2nd 24
2.5 averagehadriel | May 31st 24
2.0 poorFrooTxLuPs | May 29th 24
3.5 greatBlueBat96 | May 27th 24
1.0 awfulMbranch | May 26th 24
2.5 averagesolrage | May 26th 24
3.0 goodjybt | May 26th 24
2.5 averagecollynas441 | May 25th 24
1.0 awfulPickleVai17 | May 25th 24
1.0 awfullilium23 | May 24th 24
1.0 awfulradianteclipse | May 23rd 24
2.5 averageTom R. CONTRIBUTOR | May 22nd 24
3.5 greatBarksdale | May 20th 24
2.5 averageAngryJohnny | May 17th 24
2.5 averageBrandon Taylor | May 16th 24
2.0 poorFaint7 | May 14th 24
2.5 averagewillyumz11 | May 10th 24
2.0 poorItsTheSquirrel | May 9th 24
3.0 goodTheManMachine | May 8th 24
2.5 averageVotex | May 4th 24
1.0 awfuliDontaeCareFAM | May 4th 24
1.5 very poorCrisStyles | May 3rd 24
2.0 poorpengui | April 30th 24
1.5 very poorSheWatchedTheSky | April 30th 24
1.0 awfulYakNips | April 30th 24
2.5 averagematbla00 | April 29th 24
2.5 averageTheGlowingWeen | April 28th 24
4.0 excellentTrantaLocked | April 27th 24
2.0 poorStormy Smiley Face | April 27th 24
2.5 averagegagnonov | April 26th 24
1.0 awfuluziclip | April 25th 24
2.5 averageLuna | April 25th 24
2.5 averageRolling Girl | April 25th 24
2.5 averageJamieNovak | April 25th 24
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2.5 averagejmh886 | April 24th 24
1.5 very poorDANcore | April 24th 24
2.0 pooratokad432 | April 24th 24
2.0 poorDjang0 | April 24th 24
2.0 poorautosacrifice | April 24th 24
2.5 averageMatty CONTRIBUTOR | April 24th 24
1.5 very poorIppocalyptica | April 23rd 24
1.0 awfulpaperorchestra | April 23rd 24
1.5 very poorEoinCofa | April 23rd 24
2.0 poorlucazade22 | April 23rd 24
1.0 awfulDevastator | April 23rd 24
2.5 averageBillClinton | April 23rd 24
2.0 poorXhoven | April 23rd 24
3.5 greatPanosChris | April 23rd 24
1.0 awfulJazzHands333 | April 23rd 24
1.0 awfulTrebor. EMERITUS | April 23rd 24
1.5 very poorMetalMarcJK | April 23rd 24
4.5 superbSowing STAFF | April 23rd 24
2.5 averagekodama | April 22nd 24
2.5 averageshoeslavandula | April 22nd 24
2.5 averageSnuron | April 22nd 24
1.0 awfulLeisureMuffin | April 22nd 24
2.9 goodA.R.O. STAFF | April 22nd 24
1.0 awfulJeanfreddy Gutierrez | April 22nd 24
1.5 very poorThomas Soto | April 22nd 24
1.5 very pooralcnet | April 22nd 24
2.0 poorMeatSalad | April 22nd 24
1.0 awfulDakota West Foss STAFF | April 22nd 24
2.4 averagethe dubstep genre has become somewhat generic, leading to the mind numbing homogenisation of the subgenre for the past decade. It seemed like dubstep was losing its edge. Then came Vylet Pony. STAFF | April 22nd 24
3.5 greatArvesynd | April 22nd 24
1.5 very poorBeeRyan | April 22nd 24
1.5 very poorHastur04 | April 22nd 24
2.0 poorJ | April 22nd 24
2.0 poorYRI | April 22nd 24
2.5 averagePistolPete | April 22nd 24
3.5 greatLucaspalvarez | April 22nd 24
2.5 averageBlud Vidal | April 22nd 24
2.0 poortectactoe | April 22nd 24
2.5 averageJoshieG | April 22nd 24
2.5 averagejoshieboy | April 22nd 24
3.5 greatReverseFunnelSystem | April 22nd 24
2.0 poorafrogorton | April 21st 24
1.5 very poorbellovddd | April 21st 24
1.5 very pooralamo | April 21st 24
1.0 awfulNot being able to imagine myself as the subject of a love song spoils my enjoyment | April 21st 24
3.0 goodbatstevens | April 21st 24
3.5 greatTheNoodle | April 21st 24
2.5 averagetheoceanfloor | April 21st 24
3.0 goodchtrenne | April 21st 24
2.0 poorHstroX | April 21st 24
2.5 averageheck | April 21st 24
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3.0 goodK3nsei69 | April 21st 24
1.5 very poorTrundle | April 21st 24
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3.0 goodGassman3268 | April 21st 24
1.5 very poorBigBoofZone | April 21st 24
3.5 greatKevinGoldfinger | April 20th 24
4.0 excellentfuryroad97 | April 20th 24
1.0 awfulRuneii | April 20th 24
4.0 excellentXXMurdaBeatzXX | April 20th 24
2.0 poorMutantsnowstorm | April 20th 24
1.5 very poorcaninecommander | April 20th 24
2.5 averageTo me, Green Day in and of themselves are almost a cringe proposition in and of themselves | April 20th 24
4.0 excellentVikkiH | April 20th 24
3.5 greatKManoc1 | April 20th 24
2.5 averageThibs | April 20th 24
2.0 poorAbove | April 20th 24
3.5 greatmentalgellar | April 20th 24
1.5 very poorRustCohle | April 20th 24
2.5 averageTigermilk | April 20th 24
3.0 goodRubvo | April 20th 24
1.5 very poorTexasStrong | April 20th 24
2.0 poordjentist8 | April 20th 24
1.5 very poorThyCrossAwaits | April 20th 24
2.0 poorRmazer | April 20th 24
3.0 goodJimmyPopAli | April 20th 24
3.0 goodFaraudo | April 20th 24
2.0 poorDavidPrincipe29 | April 20th 24
3.0 goodfrozencarl | April 20th 24
1.0 awfulH2okot | April 20th 24
2.5 averageTybaltKoala | April 19th 24
1.0 awfulEl Olam | April 19th 24
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4.0 excellentRadioNew03 | April 19th 24
3.0 goodDynosaurus | April 19th 24
2.0 poorgryndstone | April 19th 24
2.0 poorEbola | April 19th 24
1.0 awfulNoam Chomsky | April 19th 24
2.0 poorWadlez | April 19th 24
4.0 excellentChanning Freeman STAFF | April 19th 24
3.0 goodStrills | April 19th 24
4.0 excellentbluejasmine | April 19th 24
1.5 very poorMetalheads on the internet? Some of the most critical and miserable people imaginable | April 19th 24
2.0 poorHabarug | April 19th 24
2.5 averageAmericanFlagAsh | April 19th 24
2.0 poorI have an awful memory of a high school ex sitting on my baby blue vinyl of The Dusk In Us lmao | April 19th 24
1.5 very poorJacobsLadder | April 19th 24
1.5 very poorironzeppelin789 | April 19th 24
2.5 averageSteakByrnes | April 19th 24
2.5 averageProPrayer | April 19th 24
3.0 goodalexrupert | April 19th 24
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3.0 goodHanders | April 19th 24
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3.0 goodRodstar | April 19th 24
1.0 awfuljsegura | April 19th 24
1.0 awfulMr Snrub | April 19th 24
3.0 goodGet Low | April 19th 24
2.5 averageGrande challenges, with an almost Swiftian level of defiance and hostility. | April 19th 24
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4.0 excellentCurroSkywalker | April 19th 24
4.0 excellentJohnnyMcPoops | April 19th 24
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5.0 classicBrandonMZ | April 19th 24
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