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| 4.5 superb | Comatorium. | April 2nd 24 |
Do you miss state faults? Do you wish deafheaven had stayed on the sunbather road? Boy do I have an album for you.
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| 4.5 superb | BillyBrill | April 2nd 24 |
Im being serious because this happens with all new albums. The recency bias falls apart and the album of the year
becomes another 3.9. Do NOT let it happen to this album, this album is absolutely unbelievable. This does to me what
other people have claimed Jane Doe does for them, captures complete lyrical mastery about complicated but universal
struggles. This album is immense. Not one second wasted. Album of the year so far, and if I hear another contender, Im
going to relisten to this just to solidify how great this one is.
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| 4.0 excellent | platttt | December 26th 24 |
this skramz makes me ache in the way only the best records do
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| 5.0 classic | Jared Wegenast | March 30th 24 |
I'm not crying, I'm not crying -- we are all crying.
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| 3.0 good | cjbizzlebizzle | September 1st 24 |
My brain instantly goes to Sunbather right as this album kicks off but unfortunately the album as a whole and the individual tracks just don't stick or develop as well as the mentioned Deafheaven album. The vocals and dissonant guitars are unrelenting and saying this album goes hard is an understatement. Every once in a while you are given a bit of a break but these respites are seemingly just filler between the upbeat screaming sections rather than bridges to help the songs and album develop and flow. A lot of great energy and guitar work but in the end there isn't much to go back on and it feels very samey.
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| 4.5 superb | FunJan | June 27th 24 |
It is near to an picture perfect screamo album and overall production, art and so on...but on a few songs there are little lengths here and there. If you want, you can hear Touche Amore influenced guitars and Deafheaven vocals but in the end this is a pure screamo fest.
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| 3.7 great | Erwann S. EMERITUS | April 10th 24 |
Artificial Bouquet is a huge, dynamic, and deeply emotional blackgaze-infused skramz record that benefits from a punchy production (ofc it's Jack Shirley) but fails to bring different nuances to each of its songs - ie it's beautifully monochrome. Makes me wanna jam Loma Prieta or State Faults.
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| 4.0 excellent | popoe435 | November 14th 25 |
| 4.0 excellent | Gatinhos | November 11th 25 |
| 3.5 great | rooby | July 20th 25 |
| 2.5 average | Santet | May 4th 25 |
| 4.5 superb | Nine | March 30th 25 |
| 4.5 superb | Futures CONTRIBUTOR | March 14th 25 |
| 4.0 excellent | Inveigh | December 29th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | haley | December 27th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | vakuola | December 26th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Josh | December 22nd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Respawn | December 3rd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | madtwoo | December 3rd 24 |
| 4.5 superb | botb | November 6th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Rowdy | October 30th 24 |
| 3.5 great | hsb | September 14th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Luna | August 29th 24 |
| 3.5 great | vult | August 4th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | nbats | July 29th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lassie | July 27th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Pizza | July 26th 24 |
| 3.5 great | Piglet | July 25th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ray91 | July 25th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | alamo | July 22nd 24 |
| 4.5 superb | akimbo | June 27th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Veldin | June 13th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tara | June 6th 24 |
| 3.5 great | mRA | May 27th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tom R. EMERITUS | May 22nd 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Moraff | May 13th 24 |
| 2.5 average | Elynna | May 6th 24 |
| 3.9 excellent | A.R.O. EMERITUS | April 30th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | jlsg | April 28th 24 |
| 3.5 great | doofy | April 27th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | T5Cx | April 16th 24 |
| 3.5 great | 8genre | April 14th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Kurai | April 13th 24 |
| 2.5 average | Blaidd | April 12th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hyndez | April 12th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Faint7 | April 12th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | TT | April 11th 24 |
| 5.0 classic | bSmith | April 8th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | sicrvat | April 6th 24 |
| 3.0 good | anode | April 6th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | DJD1ed | April 5th 24 |
| 3.5 great | Brabiz | April 5th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | brunch | April 4th 24 |
| 2.5 average | Zakusz | April 4th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Jamdbz | April 4th 24 |
| 3.5 great | Kruppe | April 4th 24 |
| 3.5 great | clavier EMERITUS | April 3rd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | jmh886 | April 3rd 24 |
| 4.5 superb | qt | April 3rd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | pengui | April 3rd 24 |
| 5.0 classic | Harff7 | April 2nd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Henry | April 1st 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | March 31st 24 |
| 3.0 good | Trey STAFF | March 31st 24 |
| 4.5 superb | lurxy | March 30th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Tb1114 | March 30th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Verdr | March 30th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Greem | March 30th 24 |
| 4.4 superb | Ryan P STAFF | March 30th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lacking | March 30th 24 |
| 3.5 great | iGuter | March 30th 24 |
| 5.0 classic | Elevon | March 29th 24 |
| 3.5 great | bmelt | March 29th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Scoot | March 29th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zac124 | March 29th 24 |
| 3.5 great | HalapenYo CONTRIBUTOR | March 29th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | emmny | March 29th 24 |
| 5.0 classic | Mser94 | March 29th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Slex | March 28th 24 |
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