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| 3.5 great | Brabiz | December 10th 22 |
Joker monkey joker monkey joker monkey
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| 4.0 excellent | Toondude | December 9th 22 |
Haken are attempting their own version of a Bored Ape
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| 3.0 good | NeoZod | May 19th 23 |
Poorly written songs and awful lyrics do not make a good album. My score of 3 is being generous. At least the musicians are skilled enough.
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| 3.0 good | ajcollins15 | March 7th 23 |
I?m not going to lie but I am slowly becoming numb to these modern progressive metal and rock bands that are all starting to blend together. In college I couldn?t get enough of Haken, Caligula?s Horse, Thank You Scientists, etc. but with the stagnation, it feels in the genre and as my pallet moves towards other things this new Haken record just sounds so derivative and stale. Don?t get me wrong in spurts this is a heady and heavy-hitting progressive record but it?s just hard to find much in here that I would ever come back to.
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| 3.4 great | Trey STAFF | March 6th 23 |
Modern prog meets traditional prog. I wish there were more memorable melodies and stronger choruses, but the sheer amount of musical tangents and chaos kind of makes it hard. If nothing else, Haken have evolved their own little sound and it works -- even if somewhere earlier in their discography was the best blend of the traditional with the modern, and the quirky with the serious.
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| 4.5 superb | resident sputbirb with fancy hat | February 5th 23 |
The long-awaited concept album themed around the hololive streamer Ceres Fauna. These madlads actually pulled it off!!!!
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| 2.4 average | Erwann S. EMERITUS | April 2nd 25 |
Another bloated prog wank with bad vocals and clumsy transitions
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| 3.0 good | cjbizzlebizzle | June 20th 23 |
From Visions (masterpiece) to Affinity I felt like Haken brought something new to the table each time and the songs were more memorable. Since, the musician and vocals have continued to hone in their skills and get better but the banger moments on the albums feel sparse. This is a good listen and probably more suitable for those prog enthusiasts versus general rock and metal fans.
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| 4.5 superb | Gibleson | March 25th 23 |
I had to sit with this one a while as it was very dense, a lot to unpack. The more I came back to it, the more it started revealing itself. It may just be one of the best records they've released.
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| 3.0 good | terriblekonrad | February 26th 23 |
They lost it. It feels like everything is running in the same place with stupid popular addons. I
was hoping the last two, the longest, songs would change my mind, but no. There's nothing new and
fun to exciting. I guess it's their best cover art yet. I remember better Haken. Literally I was
waiting for the end of this nonsense non-ideas "fresh" attempt.
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| 4.0 excellent | igi78 | May 23rd 25 |
| 2.5 average | Blaidd | February 14th 25 |
| 4.5 superb | jndrd | January 6th 25 |
| 3.5 great | Mojito | December 16th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | shezz150 | November 23rd 24 |
| 3.5 great | El Olam | November 20th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | blob28 | June 26th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | mursu | June 24th 24 |
| 3.5 great | jybt | February 23rd 24 |
| 3.0 good | ast | February 10th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Risodo | January 3rd 24 |
| 4.5 superb | MrFemil | December 17th 23 |
| 3.0 good | Tim00w | November 25th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | JTPlays | September 16th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Luna | September 7th 23 |
| 3.5 great | 1star | July 5th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Ebola | July 4th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kokta | July 2nd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ishysez | June 27th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | janunn | June 17th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | vecon23 | June 12th 23 |
| 3.5 great | haley | May 31st 23 |
| 3.5 great | Thibs | April 17th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Bulgaro | April 9th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | qwenta | April 5th 23 |
| 3.5 great | JoneHK | April 1st 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Mattia | March 26th 23 |
| 3.0 good | Elynna | March 20th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Zalr | March 15th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Ectier | March 13th 23 |
| 3.5 great | 8genre | March 12th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dustx85 | March 9th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | fuu89 | March 9th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Kruppe | March 9th 23 |
| 3.5 great | jmh886 | March 8th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lalka | March 8th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dewinged EMERITUS | March 8th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Brains | March 7th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | PG2001 | March 7th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Djang0 | March 7th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Hewitt | March 7th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Nishe | March 6th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | March 6th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tasty | March 6th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | maulaj | March 6th 23 |
| 3.5 great | arf | March 5th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Sowing STAFF | March 5th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Darrrk0 | March 5th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Kerank | March 4th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Gbhill | March 4th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | niglas | March 3rd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Adam | March 3rd 23 |
| 2.5 average | Timmy | March 3rd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hyper | March 3rd 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Shwany | March 3rd 23 |
| 2.5 average | dafjam | March 3rd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Teal | March 3rd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jeejee | March 3rd 23 |
| 3.5 great | chwe | March 3rd 23 |
| 5.0 classic | ariich | December 15th 22 |
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