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| 1.0 awful | Jared Floryan | December 13th 14 | The title of this absolutely soul-destroying, 15-minute load of dung is called Chapter I, as if the guitarist (and the forsaken listeners) had conscious knowledge of utilizing three chords and the truth, all while stretching the entire procedure out with a TV for background noise - just so he could eventually craft unmistakably pointless successors following the exact same manner of composition.
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| 1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | December 3rd 15 | A guy jamming on a guitar for fifteen minutes while a Lebanese TV show plays in the background. In other words, this is completely pointless. The worst part about it, though, is that the title implies a Chapter II.
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| 0.0 | Lambda | November 10th 09 | Some guy jamming on a guitar for fifteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds. It could have worked out, maybe, if there was some variety in the playing on here, but there isn't. Essentially the same riff repeated constantly for fifteen long and dull minutes. The sad thing is that some of the noodling on here seems to have potential- it's just repeated over and over again until you go into a coma. Luckily this is a free download- had I paid money for this, I would have been seriously annoyed. Oh yeah, did I mention there's a Lebanese TV show playing in the background the entire time? 1.0
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| 1.5 very poor | Oobaloo | April 7th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | December 5th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | EvoHavok | September 30th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | November 5th 09 |
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