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| 1.0 awful | i want to mort. | July 17th 14 |
so apparently, we have a staff member who actually likes this. sputnik confirmed worst website ever, thanks jac
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| 0.0 | Lambda | November 13th 09 |
Exoskeleton's "Plutonian Herd" has the distinction of being perhaps the worst album I've ever listened to. Let's start with the vocals. Whoever the hell this guy is, he has one of the most painful voices I've ever heard. All he does is randomly scream into the microphone at totally inappropriate times throughout. What he is trying to do here, other than make everyone who listen's ears bleed, I don't know. The drumming here is incredibly basic. He mostly sticks to crash + snare beats while occasionally deviating to do fills. Unfortunately, what little talent this guy has is completely ruined by the travesty that is the guitar playing. Possibly the worst-sounding guitars I have ever heard- it sounds like they are retuning during the songs at points. The tone on these things makes them sound like nails on a chalkboard- and not just any nails: 5-inches long and razor sharp. As to whether there's a bass player on the album, I don't know, because he's totally inaudible (if he's even there at all). This record is total agony and should be avoided at all costs... unless you want a laugh. In that case, check out the second track "Death Orgasm." 1.0
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| 0.0 | Huginn | October 27th 09 |
The most painful album I ever listened to. Atrocious razor blade sound combined with the most hilarious guitar riffs ever, random songwriting and an awful voice make it the worst thing I've ever heard. Death Orgasm is awesome. Headphones are highly recommended.
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| 1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | December 3rd 15 |
Probably the worst album ever recorded. Not only are the songs repetitive and horrible, but the guitars are out of tune, the vocals are abominably bad, and the atrocious production renders the whole affair completely unlistenable.
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| 1.0 awful | ChaoticVortex | June 19th 15 |
Trve kvlt lawnmower metal. Nearly pissed myself from laughter.
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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | October 20th 14 |
Solomon Grundy got into a bifurcated version of death metal, encountered a pal in one of the employees who worked on the Sega 32X port of Doom, and the two started a band; at least that's what I got out of this pile of dung. To give so little credit where it's barely needed, Plutonian Herd wouldn't be left field if put anywhere in a Z-grade horror film... not that anybody would pay to watch it.
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| 0.0 | BMDrummer | March 5th 14 |
It's kind of rare that I hear music that literally makes my stomach churn. It's especially weird because I love noise.
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| 2.0 poor | rudeldenken | April 23rd 13 |
I think this might be the best parody of every kind of music I ever heard. But that doesn't help the fact that it's terrible.
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| 0.0 | pornogrindtheater | August 2nd 11 |
Album's bad, yes, but I don't really see the "worst album ever made" moniker it seems to be generating...
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| 1.0 awful | Sevenlee | July 19th 11 |
I wasn't aware music could be this bad. Apparently it can!
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| 0.0 | bailar | June 19th 10 |
I only 5'd it because everyoen else 1'd it lololol
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| 0.0 | buddhaabdi | May 24th 10 |
We get it, you suck asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
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| 1.0 awful | TheWayfarerElectric | April 15th 10 |
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 0.0 | Rationalist | February 8th 10 |
This is the auditory manifestation of a visual abortion. Enjoy.
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| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | November 12th 09 |
Listen if you want a laugh. Then put it aside for eternity. Random scream in Death Orgasm makes the album AOTY contender IMO.
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| 1.5 very poor | Oobaloo | December 24th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | December 1st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Iai EMERITUS | November 7th 09 |
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