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1.5 very poor | vult | March 25th 22 | Machine Gun Kelly? More like Machine Gun Smelly ayoooo lmao
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0.0 | flvnkie | March 27th 22 | this guy definitely knows the age of consent in every state
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1.0 awful | Brendan Schroer STAFF | April 4th 22 | This guy reminds me so much of an acquaintance I had in high school. He even had a similar haircut
and face, and most of his time was spent bumming cigarettes off other people and saying something
to the effect of "bruh", "dope", or "dank" at the end of every sentence. We don't talk anymore
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1.0 awful | "Tab" | March 27th 22 | sounds like 'good charlotte' getting throat fucked
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2.0 poor | AmbushReality | March 25th 22 | Despite what many may say here and elsewhere online, *Tickets to My Downfall* was a legitimately good *pop* record. It deserved the acclaim, though maybe not the "prince of pop punk" title Billboard has since bestowed upon MGK. This, unfortunately, is nowhere near the same level. Most of these tracks feel like awkward, cast out B-sides from the *Tickets* sessions. While *Tickets* certainly had a cringey lyric here and there, this record seems to have them on every track, and the vocal flows just aren't as silky smooth across the board, making some of those awkward moments stand out more. "God Save Me," "Make Up Sex," "Papercuts" and of course "emo girl" all suffer from this. And "Die in California" starts off great, but is borderline ruined by a couple mumble rap verses on the back half. There's a few moments that salvage this from being a complete trainwreck though: "Maybe" is fantastic, but under the surface its just "Misery Business 2.0." "Drug Dealer [Girl]" is also a pretty solid song, but if it sounds all too familiar to the *Tickets* album, that's because it was written for that (and the demo has been floating around the internet since then). "WW4" and "Born With Horns" are two pretty cool yet pretty obvious Barker-blink songs. Maybe its true what they say though, that once you fall in love you can't write good music anymore....? S/o Megan Fox.
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0.0 | lz41 | April 3rd 22 | This album is what I thought being 18 would be like when I was 8.
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0.0 | Mitch | March 27th 22 | The only thing punk about MGK is that he pisses people off. Which is something I guess.
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1.5 very poor | LotionLord | March 26th 22 | I actually kinda liked Tickets To My Downfall but this just a fat mess.
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1.5 very poor | BillyBrill | May 2nd 22 | It?s relatively a short album by today?s standards but 40 minutes has never seemed so long. You could probably predict every rhyme on the album if you cared about what came next instead of ignoring it
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1.0 awful | Erwann S. STAFF | April 19th 22 | forgot to rate this after trashin' it with the boiz. the least impressive, original, dedicated, good, etc tentative of reviving a sound you never participated in in the first place. 1.2
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2.0 poor | lg433 | March 28th 22 | first 2 songs are good
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1.0 awful | JackisJack | July 18th 23 | One of the most painful listening experiences in the history of Pop Punk. MGK's passionless, constant mid range vocals coupled with some of the most generic, bland instrumentation make this album borderline unlistenable. I would say that it's simplistic Hot Topic white noise music, but even that may be too high of a standard for this album. If anybody ever wanted to make the argument that Pop Punk is a dead genre, this album would be a hard sell.
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1.0 awful | Timmy | January 11th 23 | Guys, I don't think this is fucking music. This is worse than my entire family having cancer and dying slowly from it without any chance of survival.
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1.0 awful | STIGMATIZED | May 15th 22 | you know your album sucks when its the lowest rated album on rym and sputnik
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1.0 awful | Dromasta | April 23rd 22 | 1 because this guy is a douche. I've heard his music through singles and they were trash. Fuck this guy
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0.0 | Heythereman | April 20th 22 | A lot of people think this stuff is good cause
they listened to blink 182 with their first
girlfriend while they drank for the first
time
Travis barker is over rated to begin with.
Good drummer but man the guy is doing nothing
to save this from being a pile of shit
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1.0 awful | nnpoc | April 13th 22 | MGK proves that he still can't make pop-punk. I expected this record to be listenable, at least, but terrible lyrics, guitars, etc., etc., makes this album a chore to sit through. Ugh.
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1.5 very poor | XSebbyMcMuffinX | April 8th 22 | Starting from the first track, there were laughs abound for me, at points where they clearly weren't intending humor. The instrumentals and overall structure wasn't too bad at the beginning of the album, but then the laughs start to give way to "really?" followed by "you really felt the need to do that?" and then "this is so bad." That's the most applicable description I can come up with right now. Why is it always some girl? Girls aren't the official metaphor for everything on the planet, bud.
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1.5 very poor | grandbazaar | April 6th 22 | I have no patience for artists that are reduced to imitators like it is the case here. Travis Barker being on this album makes it even worse. This simply sounds like a Blink 182 knockoff. No originality whatsoever here. If thats your thing you'll be lapping this record up. Otherwise, move along nothing wirth your while here
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1.0 awful | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | March 27th 22 | This sounds like a parody of every pop punk cliche, but it's serious. Jesus Christ
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1.0 awful | Hovse | October 6th 24 |
1.0 awful | Prole | March 14th 24 |
1.0 awful | Sapee | December 29th 23 |
1.5 very poor | dbrandr | April 9th 23 |
1.0 awful | kaknaka | December 29th 22 |
2.0 poor | Denji | November 3rd 22 |
4.0 excellent | Adamn | November 3rd 22 |
1.0 awful | Jadari | August 15th 22 |
2.5 average | Tim64T | August 8th 22 |
1.0 awful | Votex | August 6th 22 |
3.5 great | Naenia | June 15th 22 |
1.0 awful | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 10th 22 |
2.0 poor | camxv | June 6th 22 |
1.0 awful | boeoz | June 4th 22 |
1.0 awful | AGC | May 30th 22 |
2.0 poor | Sowing STAFF | May 24th 22 |
1.5 very poor | Tommaso | April 18th 22 |
1.0 awful | Runeii | April 18th 22 |
1.0 awful | Luna | April 8th 22 |
1.0 awful | Zac124 | April 7th 22 |
1.0 awful | JoneHK | April 6th 22 |
1.5 very poor | bharry | April 5th 22 |
1.0 awful | Sarah | April 4th 22 |
1.0 awful | botb | April 3rd 22 |
2.5 average | Watch | April 3rd 22 |
2.5 average | Lucman | April 3rd 22 |
1.5 very poor | jtswope | March 28th 22 |
1.0 awful | Xhoven | March 28th 22 |
1.0 awful | Djang0 | March 28th 22 |
1.5 very poor | Zakusz | March 28th 22 |
1.5 very poor | Prancer | March 28th 22 |
1.0 awful | Skoj | March 27th 22 |
1.0 awful | doofy | March 27th 22 |
1.0 awful | Veldin | March 27th 22 |
1.0 awful | Dwap | March 27th 22 |
2.5 average | random | March 27th 22 |
1.0 awful | ian b | March 26th 22 |
3.0 good | Tundra | March 25th 22 |
3.5 great | r1sen | March 25th 22 |
1.0 awful | jesper STAFF | March 25th 22 |
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