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| 1.0 awful | Jared Floryan | December 18th 14 |
Cobra Starship got far too clingy with their dance elements and practically made an entire album off said genre, while still brandishing the annoying pop flavor borrowed from the band's labelmates. Now just because Hot Mess features tracks that make any sinner want to clap their hands until they bleed, does not an actually fun or tolerable record make. This is coming from somebody who was neutral towards While the City Sleeps, We Rule the Streets, but it's as if Gabe Saporta and the other members received a year's worth of gratuitous, obnoxiously banal suckage.
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| 2.0 poor | iGuter | December 31st 11 |
It tries too hard to toy with your heartstrings and your foot tapping abilities.
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| 1.5 very poor | Yotimi | January 22nd 10 |
I'm convinced that Gabe is just playing a joke on everyone and is really laughing at anyone that actually likes this.
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| 0.0 | MrDoobie | December 17th 09 |
"and when bands such as Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd were praised for their musical abilities and incredible fan followings."
Led Zeppelin were mocked and despised by critics back in your nonexistant "good-old-days". They weren't "praised for their musical abilities" and their "incredible fan followings" were mocked just as much as the band itself. The more you know.
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| 2.0 poor | chasehoffman99 | August 12th 09 |
Gabe Saporta seems to just be grasping for ideas at this point. There are few tracks that stand out, let alone even sound like a whole lot of effort was put into them.
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| 1.5 very poor | Syzygy23 | November 23rd 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | ElSomni | January 30th 18 |
| 2.5 average | mCihhh | December 5th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | ILJ | January 29th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Noteros | November 4th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Naps | October 23rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | mttgry | January 19th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | September 3rd 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Aids | July 4th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Trebor. EMERITUS | March 31st 11 |
| 2.0 poor | mullo | March 26th 11 |
| 2.0 poor | whoaoh | December 28th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | Caville | December 22nd 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | dgrona | October 14th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | iamGOZT | October 11th 10 |
| 2.5 average | IN64 | September 25th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Smevin | June 9th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Krow | June 9th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Manon | May 18th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Caged | February 27th 10 |
| 2.5 average | ebay | December 7th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | JWT155 | December 6th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Jamdbz | November 4th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mixhail | October 29th 09 |
| 3.5 great | toyour | October 21st 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Ricven | October 15th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Undead | September 26th 09 |
| 2.5 average | Gabwr1 | August 19th 09 |
| 2.5 average | mvdu | August 13th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | ziroth | August 4th 09 |
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