Arsonists Get All the Girls   Portals
3.4
great
Release Date: 2009
Tracklist

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4.0 excellentJesusWasWrong | December 20th 09

A shit ton better than their other releases, and it definitely reinvigorates the genre.

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3.5 greatitsxjoe420 | November 28th 09

i cant believe i actually could listen to this entire album. i absolutely HATED their last release. The keyboard parts on this are very strange but cool. drumming is pretty solid. and the new vocalist is great but not original

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5.0 classicDJD1ed | October 3rd 20

GIRLS JUST WANNA GET FUCKED! GIRLS JUST WANNA GET FUCKED!

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3.5 greatNewBallistics | October 25th 16

Only a handful of albums (in my mind) can successfully pull off having a keyboardist in a deathcore band. This one wins the lot.

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3.5 greatdbizzles | March 27th 12

Violence In Fluid: Triceratops saved this from being a 3 for me.

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1.0 awfulBaseballJames | October 19th 11



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2.5 averageDreamingOfSleep | August 12th 10

Throwaway songs, many nearly breaking through to listenability, but mostly just trendy shite

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3.0 goodGibTG | February 17th 10

Surprisingly, there are times here where the band sounds pretty focused. The keyboards are actually interesting, well-played, and well-used throughout but the major shock comes at the end since the album features arguably the worst closing track ever in modern music.

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