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| 0.0 | aqualungcancer | December 21st 12 | Pal I'd fill these girls in ways that I haven't been able to since '72.
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| 1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | December 3rd 15 | Everything about this release is reprehensible. Awful lyrics, awful GarageBand instrumentation, awful performances. Easily one of the worst records I've ever heard.
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| 0.0 | Hep Kat | November 13th 15 | So much rage in these sound offs from niqqaz taken L's from babes like these. With all the semen-frothing-at-the-mouth hatred y'all overlooked aqualungcancer's brilliant post. RIP
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| 1.0 awful | Britch2tiger | November 13th 15 | With all their lyrics regarding promiscuity/gold-digging and bling, I would be surprised if this group even spent one cent toward creating anything worth hearing in this EP...
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| 0.0 | Lambda | May 8th 15 | All of the beats are terrible, the vocals are unbearable, and the songs are abysmal. This whole EP a disaster. Listening to this is like trying to swim through quicksand; it feels like it's never going to end. I can not think of a single positive thing to say about it. Without money, our society would probably disrupt into chaos- or we could just play this album non-stop in the streets. That would probably do it too. 1.0
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| 1.5 very poor | liekmothstoflames | August 3rd 13 | Cuz I'm the one that f*cks your son, back down b*tch you're f*cking done
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| 1.0 awful | InFiction | January 22nd 12 | I can, and actually HAVE made better tracks on Garageband at home.
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| 0.0 | | January 18th 12 | Armed with nothing more than Garageband and microphones, "the Millionaires" make aimless and crude indications towards their loose tendencies accompanied by poorly produced hogwash.
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| 1.0 awful | extranoisy65 | October 3rd 11 | Watch them live, you'll understand why. Still not convinced? Well that's because you're in the band.
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| 1.0 awful | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | June 4th 11 | Californian electro trash-pop trio Millionaires should have called themselves "Contraception", since they are enough to put anyone off parenting. Showcasing everything that is wrong with youth culture, these girls make Ke$ha seem sophisticated with their foul-mouthed tirades concerning sex, money & alcohol. Beginning as a MySpace experiment, their 13 minute debut EP 'Bling Bling Bling!' is filled with amateur vocals, where the closest thing to a harmony is a cheesy rhyme. It might not have been so bad if any of it was funny, but instead its immature, juvenile, terrible, irritating, hideous, etc, etc, etc... Recommended Track: I Like Money.
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| 1.0 awful | TheEnigmaPrognosis | April 9th 11 | Scum of the fucking Earth. I have to have at least 50 characters, so I'm just gonna fill this up by saying please, please for the love of all that is worth living for in life, never endeavear into the ear-splitting atrocity that is Millionaires. Has no business being called "music" whatsoever.
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| 0.0 | LetoAtreides | March 27th 10 | I pride myself in not being a music elitist. That said I have no trouble at all viciously mocking anybody who enjoys this. HA HA YOU LIKE MILLIONAIRES, I BET YOU WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS AND READ ROLLING STONE
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| 1.0 awful | Lunarfall | September 23rd 09 | A wonderful musical inspiration for children everywhere.
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| 0.0 | Comatorium. | June 26th 09 | Five tracks of god awful, self-indulgent, pretentious, shitty, did i mention awful pop music. Makes Lady GaGa look like a master lyricist.
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| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 18th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Sarah | March 21st 19 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | December 1st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Snide | July 25th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Qqoqq | January 7th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | ANJ45 | May 22nd 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Crawl | September 1st 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Sirob | October 21st 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Smevin | March 2nd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Thane | January 18th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | endtell | September 27th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | foxblood | September 14th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Aids | June 27th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Trebor. EMERITUS | June 13th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | mullo | March 29th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | December 31st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Mauler | November 25th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Plank | November 24th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Scoot | November 6th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | IN64 | October 21st 10 |
| 2.0 poor | cuki92 | August 9th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | CutMan | July 22nd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | UO910 | July 9th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Mevz | June 4th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | lakku | April 27th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | xDANKx | April 1st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | kroglor | February 16th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | TimmyK | February 4th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | lachis | December 16th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Skyler | December 9th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Jips | November 29th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Torii | November 8th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Groink | November 4th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | October 10th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Ricven | October 4th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | d00derz | September 10th 09 |
| 5.0 classic | kimbo | September 8th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | cam | August 11th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Zip | July 5th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | atrink | June 30th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | BSX | June 29th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | astrel | June 25th 09 |
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