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| 1.0 awful | Assemblage | March 26th 24 | Insert Bill Hicks joke about "sucking Satan's c**k while producing bad albums". One of the few artists that makes me wish to put a gaping hole in my head before a song even finishes. Deserves the .5 but I'm not part of the elite. The real question is why is this a 2.fucking.6 on this site with 342 votes when half of us will nitpick every other opinion under the sun on this earth, down to the hairspray this 'artist' shoots straight up into his nostrils. It's 2024 and they still play this vomiting laxative on the radio every other day and by the looks of it half of you will still tap your toes to it. An apt description for the regression in the rest of society as it is. Hey if anyone reads this, HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY -- smiley-face evil grin emoji -- you're probably at work right now SINCE YOU CAAN'T GO HOME - it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright. I'm writing this soundoff AND I AIN'T- LOOKING BACK. I'VE BEEN THERE- I'VE DONE THAT- SOMEONE:BEAT:ME - WITH A BAT - PUT ME OUT -of my misery- WHILE I SING TO THIS TRACK, since you CAN'T GO HOOOOOOOOOOOME it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's aLRIGH--- ***loud shot bursts into existence then echoes into an unending deafening silence**
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| 1.0 awful | newsteamchannel4 | March 26th 24 | who knew that the best soundoff of all time would be written on this day
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| 0.0 | WhosEmo | April 17th 07 | Wut the heck?! i expected way better cause they r popular around that one place. This is an awful album, not tha original, BORRRRRING! i want my money back.
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| 1.0 awful | sonictheplumber | April 23rd 11 | I mean, I didn't even like the bon jovi that soccer moms tell me is good - so why did I listen to this? oh yeah, free streaming. fuck you bon jovi.
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| 0.0 | rogerebert | April 16th 07 | This is just plain ugly music. Bon Jovi's never been special, but this takes the cake as one of the worst country rock glam hybrid albums ever. The title track, like said before, is dull. It's trying to be some good old AC/DC hard rock, but it just fails. The duet with Jennifer Nettles is painful. Bon Jovi should've just took the direction that his old glam rivals from the 80's Def Leppard took. Stick to what you know! Def Leppard still do hard rock, and it may suck, but at least they're stickin' to what the know. Bon Jovi and all of his lame country rock songs are just flat-out terrible.
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| 2.5 average | deflepp0925 | July 17th 06 | A few good tracks on this album, but nothing special whatsoever.
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| 2.0 poor | Eggnog Addict | April 8th 22 | worse than bounce but better than those before after faith
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| 4.0 excellent | senegalstar | May 6th 07 | this album is pretty cool, its got a really chilled feel to it. they don't try too hard like they did on bounce, which probably explains why this album was semi-succesfull. i dig bon jovi anyway, not their best work, but definently has its highlights
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| 3.0 good | Ainso | February 3rd 25 |
| 3.5 great | Piem | February 23rd 24 |
| 3.5 great | MT76 | July 3rd 23 |
| 3.0 good | PTGS | May 31st 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | KManoc1 | December 1st 22 |
| 2.5 average | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 13th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Harlz | February 23rd 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | zantxu | February 21st 21 |
| 2.5 average | Skiiddz | October 20th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Docky | March 12th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | MarcoLG | January 25th 19 |
| 3.5 great | KGB777 | October 10th 18 |
| 2.5 average | elch21 | June 17th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | djrm | February 26th 18 |
| 2.5 average | ElSomni | January 6th 18 |
| 2.5 average | solrage | September 26th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Shamus CONTRIBUTOR | September 19th 17 |
| 3.0 good | DTNS | September 10th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | wg98 | September 3rd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | GazAldo | July 23rd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | igi78 | April 19th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Vili19 | November 25th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Xurxo | November 8th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | xfactor | October 8th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | ladyevil | September 17th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Rakkie | August 7th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | gumolit | April 2nd 16 |
| 2.5 average | ckssr1 | March 18th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | manu8a | August 3rd 15 |
| 2.5 average | Titan | October 21st 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Minion | June 22nd 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sithese | March 9th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Sebe | January 27th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Me2 | December 8th 13 |
| 3.0 good | CutMan | August 25th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | jtswope | July 19th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Ugrak | June 12th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Gib | May 23rd 13 |
| 2.5 average | qwenty | March 10th 13 |
| 2.5 average | CWBrown | February 26th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lenix | December 31st 12 |
| 2.5 average | Kalhur | December 16th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | muzy21 | November 25th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Winrar | November 9th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Fleeba | September 7th 12 |
| 2.5 average | ANJ45 | March 25th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Smevin | February 11th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | iSkane | December 31st 11 |
| 3.0 good | Lebren | November 26th 11 |
| 2.5 average | Splint | August 26th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | true | August 4th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Polvo | August 2nd 11 |
| 3.0 good | Phaze | July 14th 11 |
| 2.5 average | Oli100 | November 27th 10 |
| 2.5 average | AMGuide | November 4th 10 |
| 3.0 good | Clivery | September 23rd 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | morrissey EMERITUS | August 29th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | nyc87 | June 26th 10 |
| 4.5 superb | lazb0y | May 29th 10 |
| 2.5 average | xcouzi | April 15th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Jumaos | November 16th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | Ricven | October 15th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Titan50 | August 20th 09 |
| 2.5 average | mvdu | June 8th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | mar1s | May 30th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | VTK | May 21st 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | cjboog | December 29th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | MrHell | November 1st 08 |
| 3.0 good | fritz | September 1st 08 |
| 2.5 average | kv22 | August 12th 08 |
| 4.0 excellent | HDFU | July 12th 08 |
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