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| 2.0 poor | SandwichBubble | September 14th 18 | This is actually a concept album about Billy Corgan's bald head.
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| 3.0 good | heck | September 14th 18 | please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck
edit: it sucks
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| 1.5 very poor | DoofDoof | November 16th 18 | First 30 seconds of album:
"wahwuh wuh wuh wuh wuuuuuuh, I'm going to fly forever, wahwuh wuh wuh wuh wuuuuuuh,
we're gonna ride the rainbow” 🌈
1.5 RATING CEILING ACTIVATED
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| 0.0 | Your Favorite Lurker | September 14th 18 | What a stupid fucking album title what the hell Billy this better be good or so help me god I?ll find you and give you a wedgie
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| 1.5 very poor | butcherboy | November 16th 18 | they?ll never be good again.. find a new band to flog, ya adorable cretins..
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| 2.5 average | StrizzMatik | November 12th 18 | It's not TERRIBLE for what it is - Shiny And Oh So Bright,
Vol. 1 is perfectly competent with songwriting and
composition - but really, the fuck is this happy shit? I
get that Corgan's old now and got over shit, but aside from
"Solara" and "Marchin' On" (neither of which rank anywhere
near their best work), most of the record is generic pop-
rock with overblown production (thanks Rick Rubin, you
still suck) and music so saccharine and corny it makes me
retch. Talk about disappointing for James and Jimmy's
return to the fold, neither one gets any real standout
moments, and even Corgan's incendiary leads and riffage are
basically nowhere to be found. Too many major-key pop
ballads in general that don't play to their strengths - I
wanted an angsty, loud, theatric, grimy fuzzy return-to-
form SP record with dope guitars and drums, and I'm pretty
sure everyone else did too... instead we get Zwan 2.0, I
guess, but less good.
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| 2.5 average | Chino smoking it up! | December 17th 18 | Good but way too much Corgan centered poprock album and relying too much on the band's classics
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| 2.5 average | Cyan isn't a shade of blue. | November 18th 18 | Probably my favorite of theirs since Machina 1 actually, so it's a step in the right direction. "Solara" and "Alienation" were legit good songs. Most of this is still pretty bland though and "Marchin' On" is just a joykill.
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| 2.0 poor | ItsTheSquirrel | November 16th 18 | It?s above average but just with the smallest of margins, I expected better from this band
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| 3.0 good | xenox | November 16th 18 | this album's okay tbh. i didn't like it all at first but it kinda grew on me. i like solara, silvery sometimes and marchin' on. i was expecting knights of malta to be a lot better through, with a title like that.
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| 2.5 average | Nathaniel | November 16th 18 | If the whole album is anything like the singles we might be getting Mellon Collie era SP back. r[Edit] We aren't. It's homogeneous as fuck. just like the last two pumpkins albums.
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| 2.5 average | mrfixit | November 12th 18 | I was hoping for something the more in line with my taste with the addition of James. I thought the last two albums were
very solid and enjoyed them... This one isn't resonating with me all that much unfortunately.
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| 2.5 average | jayt851 | October 2nd 18 | The smashing pumpkins today is basically A Billy corgan solo career. The original band members are on their first 3 albums. Billy corgan had some good albums after but it's hard to call them smashing pumpkins albums
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| 1.5 very poor | ricdark | July 19th 25 |
| 4.5 superb | Kf1975 | January 24th 25 |
| 2.5 average | prana37 | August 31st 24 |
| 2.5 average | Phate72 | August 11th 24 |
| 3.0 good | Rick64 | August 8th 24 |
| 1.5 very poor | bSmith | May 31st 23 |
| 2.0 poor | pody28 | March 24th 23 |
| 2.0 poor | Prole | September 26th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Adol | February 3rd 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | CalinD | November 28th 20 |
| 3.5 great | IlNotta | November 10th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Wj2006 | September 27th 20 |
| 3.5 great | Loo98 | September 4th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Tooey | June 11th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Sowing STAFF | May 25th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Futsch | February 28th 20 |
| 2.5 average | scrappy | December 16th 19 |
| 2.5 average | Turns13 | November 2nd 19 |
| 2.0 poor | Juca89 | September 30th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Uzumaki | September 26th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Xurxo | June 9th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | szymon | May 19th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | hsb | April 12th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | wrax | March 10th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | ArtBox | January 24th 19 |
| 2.5 average | gschwen | January 17th 19 |
| 3.0 good | jmh886 | January 2nd 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | HugoG | December 22nd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | WilliamJ | December 11th 18 |
| 2.5 average | maxer | November 30th 18 |
| 3.0 good | igi78 | November 30th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Srglvrz | November 29th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Gueero | November 29th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Alexxx | November 28th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Texture | November 27th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Asura14 | November 26th 18 |
| 3.5 great | Marci | November 26th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Brabiz | November 25th 18 |
| 3.5 great | Faraudo | November 24th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | uziclip | November 23rd 18 |
| 2.5 average | Risodo | November 23rd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | fordsoad | November 23rd 18 |
| 2.0 poor | bharry | November 22nd 18 |
| 2.5 average | Log S. | November 20th 18 |
| 3.3 great | A.R.O. EMERITUS | November 20th 18 |
| 3.0 good | yairfg | November 20th 18 |
| 2.5 average | JoshieG | November 19th 18 |
| 2.5 average | gilly | November 18th 18 |
| 2.5 average | vakuola | November 18th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Lassie | November 18th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | yad00d | November 16th 18 |
| 2.5 average | wg98 | November 16th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Coast | November 16th 18 |
| 3.5 great | fdrc | November 16th 18 |
| 3.5 great | Baehr52 | November 16th 18 |
| 3.4 great | Rowan5215 EMERITUS | November 16th 18 |
| 2.8 good | Jordan M. EMERITUS | November 15th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Tranqyl | November 13th 18 |
| 3.0 good | Veldin | November 13th 18 |
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