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| 5.0 classic | onlyhuman | October 30th 12 | Alice Cooper at his absolute peak, this is industrial metal in its finest form
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| 4.0 excellent | Mitch | August 29th 22 | One of the finest examples of "albums that should suck balls, but are actually fantastic".
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| 4.5 superb | Brabiz | August 28th 22 | Man peeked his head in to the 90s industrial scene to show everyone why hes the OG. This does Rob Zombie better than Zombie ever did. Songs are catchy as all hell and have a great sense of melody and production. One of Coopers absolute best IMO.
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| 3.0 good | Santa Koopa | April 2nd 22 | a tongue in cheek version of a manson album with more rocky than nude muddly effects, certainly better than anything brian ever did, title is legit good
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| 4.5 superb | NagasakiBomber | December 7th 12 | Not a lot in the rock genre will ever come close to being as good as this. Alice Cooper made a masterpiece with his first foray into the industrial rock/metal genre that contains a lot more bite than anything he had ever recorded before
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| 0.0 | souleater | November 8th 12 | Alice Cooper at his absolute peak. Blending metal with his old school style makin one of the most amazing albums released to date.
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| 0.0 | skeletorissatan | May 9th 12 | One of the finest metal albums ever recorded. Alice Cooper is on top of his game with this one.
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| 4.5 superb | mooncrazy | September 24th 08 | Best songs: Brutal Planet; Blow Me A Kiss; Pick Up The Bones
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| 4.0 excellent | SwinginSoriano | September 19th 08 | Brutal Planet is a surprisingly satisfying release. Based on a concept of "Social Fiction," Brutal Planet is a concept album of sorts about an apocalyptic future. However, the album is obviously a criticism of our modern-day decadent society. (The only songs that are obviously about the future are just about Revelations anyway.) As a result, almost each song has an intensely scathing point (except for the Neo-Nazi bashing "Wicked Young Man") and save for a couple lines of juvenille or gross-out lyrics here or there (to speak down to Cooper's intended audience, misguided 15 year-old kids), the words are simply powerful. Something I personally don't (and shouldn't) expect from most musicians.
In the end, the album is a heavy metal "Bible for Dummies," except that nowhere it says that 'Jesus Loves You' and everywhere it is reminding the listener that 'no one is justified.'
And yes, this is the same guy who made "Trash."
Recommended Tracks:
Gimme
Brutal Planet
Cold Machines
Sanctuary
Wicked Young Man
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| 3.5 great | Xurxo | December 16th 25 |
| 3.5 great | heuhe | August 13th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | KManoc1 | December 1st 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Josh | October 7th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Bren80 | June 15th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Harlz | February 23rd 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Gdills | September 4th 20 |
| 3.5 great | mEyck07 | November 25th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Jero | September 16th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Boivin | March 8th 18 |
| 3.5 great | igi78 | November 15th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Faustus | November 11th 17 |
| 3.0 good | adios | September 20th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | kahc | April 9th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | acepc | February 11th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | nerilos | January 10th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Rodstar | December 24th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | mask | December 13th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | chape | December 3rd 16 |
| 2.5 average | Devius | December 2nd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ikarus14 | November 29th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | colen | November 20th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Kalhur | November 19th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | amhc | November 10th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | natbar | October 29th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | cahz | October 12th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | xfactor | October 8th 16 |
| 3.5 great | DarthGL | September 25th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | abarbi | September 4th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Wajd | March 29th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | akosto | January 17th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | mEyck97 | October 11th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | jmc1994 | April 1st 15 |
| 2.5 average | Aion | March 6th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | DrDom | October 24th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | aguzman | October 7th 14 |
| 3.5 great | tef | May 12th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Ringo00 | December 26th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tim00w | November 21st 13 |
| 3.5 great | CutMan | August 29th 13 |
| 3.5 great | QMan72 | June 13th 13 |
| 3.0 good | ramon | May 15th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | slackr | February 21st 13 |
| 3.0 good | manosg EMERITUS | January 2nd 13 |
| 3.5 great | chido | December 28th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | outro | October 26th 12 |
| 3.0 good | mho | July 13th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | balaz3 | April 29th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | zyklzy | April 5th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | mark1991 | September 10th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hunter25 | September 4th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Nafo | June 13th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | Pluto | April 19th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Jumaos | December 3rd 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dredd57 | April 9th 10 |
| 3.5 great | noods | August 16th 08 |
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