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| 1.5 very poor | Bron-Yr-Aur | February 8th 07 |
If you can believe it, I own a copy of this here.... erm, "album". And I think it gave me cancer. Now, you children know me. Nothing makes me happier than when a no-talent tv star moves his/her preferred medium to the music business in hopes of cashing in even more. But I just cannot allow this smarmy cockhole to go un-diatrabed. Remember those original beats and high-energy tracks the user above mentioned? I'm terribly sorry to be the wielder of this burden, but the fact of the matter is John Cena's innovative beats and frantic vocal style are nothing less than you'd expect from a man who makes his living by play-fighting on national television with dozens of other sweaty men in leotards. Now, even in extreme cases, a horrid album usually has at least one or two songs to half-heartedly pull the dead weight. Not here. Out of the seventeen concussion-inducing tracks on this travesty of an album, not one even makes you re-consider Cena's worth in the music industry. On the plus side, there's not much funnier than hearing John Cena belt out: Cena spittin with the Bump Bump Bump for the Knux Your whole crew gettin dumped dumped dumped with the chumps We rollin like Donald Trump Trump Trump with the bucks Your bitch-ass gettin jump jump jumped cause you suck Notice his subtle use of surrealism when referring to the targets "bitch ass". Impeccablly delivered, innovatively designed. Just like his stage presence.
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| 3.5 great | Godaiger | July 16th 08 |
I just find this a better rap album than some give credit for.
As a big rap fan since the 2pac days, I had pretty low expectations on this album but overall I enjoyed it, I don't see how anyone would say a Kfed album is better than this or even say Macho Man's rap was better (that's just crazy and I'm not even a big Cena fan) and I know several old school rap fans who feel the same way.
Compared to other wrestlers who ventured in the music genre. Cena is one of the decent ones along with the more superior Chris Jericho (Rock N Roll fan all the way baby, Oh Yeah!)
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| 1.0 awful | ChaosInACan | March 27th 08 |
I was one of the jerkoffs that bought this "album". I was young and got caught up the fad of John Cena. His mediocre rapping is littering this disc. I actually feel bad for the cd that they used to record this onto. Poor rhymes, poor lyrics, poor rapping. I think he cusses to seem cool. I'm not sure. My favorite thing about John Cena is when he was injured and gone for like, 4-5 months. John Cena, stop rapping and learn some new finishing moves! The F-U isn't cool anymore! Anyway, horrible album from a horrible wrestler.
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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | June 7th 15 |
Eventually John Cena is going to look back at this and shout at the top of his lungs, "Baloney, fudge, and mustard! My life is being ruined by Sputnikers!" He might've been known as the Doctor of Thuganomics in the past, but in the present, Cena's basically a semi-wigger Superman who can either put up or shut up. Word life!
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| 2.5 average | Snacktimeguy | May 19th 15 |
There are a few decent songs in here, but it's good to know that Cena chose to wrestle rather than rap for a living.
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| 1.5 very poor | habster3 | May 25th 14 |
Ah, but I *can* see you, Mr. Cena. Oh, and you're still a tool.
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| 1.0 awful | slimdaddy | February 4th 14 |
Never would have thought that John Cena had a rap album. It is so bad.
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| 2.5 average | Oobaloo | October 4th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tranqyl | August 9th 21 |
| 3.0 good | haley | April 26th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Sarah | April 13th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Mojito | November 28th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | KyleW | September 29th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Pegana | January 28th 16 |
| 3.0 good | expy | September 10th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Piglet | November 28th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lenix | January 19th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | bish7751 | November 18th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | KILL | September 22nd 09 |
| 1.0 awful | RJayZ | February 22nd 08 |
| 1.0 awful | DerMond | February 14th 08 |
| 3.0 good | iyae | November 8th 07 |
| 1.0 awful | tyjimma | September 27th 07 |
| 1.0 awful | cSsteFa | September 27th 07 |
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