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|1.0 awful||Jordan M. STAFF | December 9th 17|
‘this shit is garbage’ - eminem, 2017
27 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||bigchinko | December 14th 17|
eminem has officially ruined m&ms for me. i used to love those little things, but now i cant eat them anymore without thinking about this shitty album. i guess skittles really are superior to m&ms after all
16 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||Dalton DuBois | December 9th 17|
Eminem; middle-aged absentee dad by day, middle-aged whiny attention seeking has-been rapper by night.
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|0.0 ||fred durst riffs harder than you | December 14th 17|
stop bumping snide soundoffs official campaign 2017,.bump to agree and BAN dilton dewboy from soundoffs forever
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|1.5 very poor||Panzerchrist | December 14th 17|
Essentially everything wrong with his return-era material lumped into one obnoxious release. The Rick Rubin produced hard rock-inspired tracks are tryhard garbage and Eminem needs to flatout fuck off with those, he has like six songs crying about women with some of the most insipid, copy/paste pop singer hooks that you could essentially interchange freely, and his flow has become so robotic and weird that it throws off the rhythm of a large majority of songs. Like seriously, why does he feel the need to enunciate literally everything? Did he take rapping lessons from Siri or something?
There are a couple tracks here worth a shit (Chloraseptic shows Eminem willing to try out modern rap conventions to good effect, while Framed and Offended offer a glimpse into what a modern day Eminem SHOULD sound like) but overall this is the easiest 'skip' in his discography.
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|4.5 superb||MFDOOM3 | December 15th 17|
Eminem album comes out, people listen once, they compare it to MMLP, and they leave angry comments. Give it a few years, people will realize that there are a minimum of nine great tracks on this thing.
4 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||??????????? | December 15th 17|
I bumped that snide soundoff just now
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|1.0 awful||Herbie Chrost | December 15th 17|
Imagine that notorious stretch of terrible songs on Encore but stretched out to 19 tracks long... This is what this ralbum is.rEdit: Holy shit the last three songs are actually top tier Eminem tracks wtf happened
4 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||RadicalEd | December 15th 17|
WHITE BOY WHITE BOY!!!!
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|5.0 classic||Th2013 | December 13th 17|
I loved offended and framed was great too it was very reminiscent of relapse and thank god it wasnt overly political
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|1.0 awful||SowingSeason STAFF | December 15th 17|
Eminem's worst album. By far.
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|1.5 very poor||RoyRogersMcFreely | December 14th 17|
Stick a fork in him! Em is done. Also, fuck Rick Rubin!
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|1.5 very poor||minimus123 | December 14th 17|
Thank god for leaks. Frees up some time on friday to bang that new N.E.R.D and Brockhampton
3 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful||bigguytoo9 | December 9th 17|
It's 2017 and Em has Ed Sheeran on a track. That should say it all.
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|5.0 classic||Slumerican98 | December 13th 17|
I really like the album id give it a 4 but i gave it a 5 to offset all the 1s from people who have never heard it
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|3.0 good||xtrole | December 16th 17|
Not as good as LP2, but definitely contains some great songs.
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|2.5 average||Josh F. | December 15th 17|
This is more like a 3 but this is getting an excessive amount of hate. There is definitely garbage here, all the Rick Rubin tracks fucking suck as well as the singles. However, there are some really rsolid songs here too, I was honestly surprised by several of these. Believe, Revival, Like Home, In rYour Head and Castle were all really solid tracks. Oddly I didn't even hate the Ed Sheeran track, thought he blended into it pretty well tbh.rEDIT: bumped down to 2.5
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|1.5 very poor||sugarcubes | December 15th 17|
Okay, yeah, this shit is pretty fucking terrible to be honest
1 Bumps | Bump
|0.0 ||Zach | December 13th 17|
Knees weak, arms are heavy, spaghetti spaghetti- Martin Luther King
1 Bumps | Bump
|1.0 awful|| | December 9th 17|
it's not out yet, but it's already woty
1 Bumps | Bump
|3.0 good||MichaelBozas | July 19th 18|
I mean it was fine. The first half of the album I can easily say that I disliked, with the only track really liking being River, which is my favourite song featured in revival. It may be because of the story conveyed through the song, or the great hook by Ed Sheeran, but I to be honest love that song. Now the album gets kinda better after the track "Bad Husband". From there till the end the album is a more solid, with the exceptions being the god-awful "Heat" with the unbearable country music and "Castle" with one of the most uninteresting chorus in the entire album. Now except "River", the other songs that I like are "Framed", which I have liked more and more as I've listened it, taking in account that I thought that the chorus was laughable the first time I've heard it and now believing that that was the point. I also liked "Tragic Endings" and found "Nowhere Fast" quite underrated. Yes I was not a big fan of "Walk on Water" as I thought it was kinda dumb. rWhat I noticed is that my favourite songs except River and Framed are the ones that feature other artists and it became obvious that I got quickly tired of Eminem in this album and that may be why so many other singers were involved. But still, I didn't hate myself listening to it and I would give it a light 6/10.
|1.0 awful||TheWonderSoFar | July 15th 18|
My favorite part is how it ends with a flushing toilet
|1.5 very poor||Nosma | June 3rd 18|
It is an absolute piece of shie?e, but it means something. I grew up listening to it, and just that differentiates it from 1's.
|1.0 awful||Aiden McBride | June 1st 18|
Simply one of the worst things I have ever
heard. There is almost nothing of worth here.
There are only two songs worth your time on
this album and they come at the end of the 77
minute run time, which is made up by 19 songs.
Castle is one of Eminem's greatest songs, and
Arose compliments it very well, but other than
that, this album is pure garbage. Heat,
Untouchable, Bad Husband, and Remind Me are
some of the worst tracks Em has ever written.
The production is horrific, and the hooks are
absolutely nauseating. The only song with a
decent hook is Castle. Absolutely one of the
worst records I've ever had the displeasure of
hearing. Would rate a 0.1 if I could.
|0.0 ||siren | May 27th 18|
a perfect album for its purpose. It's almost as bad an album as clinton was a candidate. stop giving dumbfuck trump ammo to use against people you stupid cunts.
|2.5 average||bobcarl2 | March 14th 18|
Em's last album exhibits a choppy flow accompanied by some very weak tunes.
|2.5 average||meenwolf131 | January 1st 18|
i don't know, i just don't get his vibes / his aggressive don't blend well with the bad production instrumental / too flat, too weak, and out of context / too long and dynamic is so boring
|1.5 very poor||EcoChocolatacchi | December 30th 17|
So awful that it has me thinking MMLP2 as some sort of modern rap classic.
|1.5 very poor||Tyrone Peisker | December 29th 17|
One of the worst albums ever made! By far the worst Hip-hop album of 2017! Utter garbage! Eminem's worst album yet, by far! Though he should rise back up through popularity!
|1.5 very poor||brandiblitz142 | December 23rd 17|
Em drank the kool-aid. Nah all politics aside this album is still garbage
|0.0 ||Toondude | December 22nd 17|
Anyone else notice the facepalm on the cover art?
|1.5 very poor||Sapee | December 22nd 17|
Em's new album sucked
What a suprise
|1.0 awful||ItsMaxwell | December 20th 17|
Two words: shit sandwich. More words? only the shitty aspects of his last two pretty shitty
albums. Even more words? I'm now deeply nostalgic for all of Encore.
|1.5 very poor||Epicenter | December 17th 17|
This revival ended up being a death knell.
|2.5 average||Aenima97 | December 16th 17|
"Revival" is the most ironic title ever put to album. You know you've made a tragic record when
listening to Encore sounds more like an appealing idea.
Edit: Increasing the rating for 'Arose' and 'Castle' which actually sound like decent Eminem.
|1.5 very poor||Green Baron | December 16th 17|
this is not his worst album, did you all forget about the existence of "Ass Like That" or "We Made rYou"?
|1.5 very poor||Davidl31 | December 16th 17|
Is it good? Hell no it's not. As Joe Budden would say...this is trash
|1.5 very poor||PistolPete | December 15th 17|
Hard to believe but it's the worst album Eminem has ever released, worse than even Encore and Relapse.
|1.0 awful||StarlessCore | December 15th 17|
encore is p funny in spots, this is like the dude tried to make the worst album of all time
|1.5 very poor||BillClinton | December 15th 17|
Oh, man... I thought for sure he was on an uptick after MMLP2. I honestly figured this one would be huge. But this is just so poor I don't even know where to start. Will revisit in a week.
|1.0 awful||Nerdurosis | December 15th 17|
Incredibly lifeless, stale, and quite frankly unnecessary without any sense of style whatsoever. Here we have a 45 year old man rapping about how much Trump sucks dick, not a fan. Of course, it was fun in 2001, but there's literally nothing appealing here whatsoever. It's time for him to retire -in fact, might as well change the album title to 'Retired'
|2.0 poor||Bigpapad | December 15th 17|
This album is heavy duty like diarrhea. The Ed Sheeran track and the last two songs are the only ones worth listening to.
|2.5 average||vermillionZ | December 15th 17|
Really liked the last one, but this record seems really uninspired, boring and insubstantial.
|1.0 awful||jjccllvv | December 15th 17|
Such a mixed bag of shit songs with decent ones (Believe, Framed, Offended and Arose) One or
two listens is enough punishment to go through. Just skip it.
Good thing is this is the actual bottom of the shitpile. Only way is up from here.
|1.5 very poor||SethAnanda | December 15th 17|
I didn't expect much from this record so I wasn't too disappointed. Still, it was somehow quite a pain to listen to that old man.
|2.0 poor||DommeDamianII | December 15th 17|
now If someone says I'm the biggest incarnated Stan of my country, then I can agree. MMLP is
arguably my favorite album of all time, for 20+ reasons. The Eminem Show and Infinite are also
But as of right now, I most be honest; Revival is pure disappointment. Comparing it to Eminem's
other albums, this album falls short of any confidence. The beats are the worst part, so painfully
basic and mediocre.
Recovery had at least some potential, and Relapse at least felt consistent in sound.
I wish he could make more songs like Campaign Speech, which essentially is an 8-minute straight
fire line after line, over a beat that other people wouldn't even dare to rap something interesting
over. He could maybe variate some topics abit more (like advicin' his audience about life), or
change up his style totally (I think he would be excellent by spitting a stream-of-consciousness
Revival doesn't do any of that. The only songs I liked was Walk On Water, In Your Head and River,
last mentioned as of how surprised Ed's chorus is. And the production actually is decent.
Hopsin's No Shame >>
|1.0 awful||VaxXi | December 13th 17|
|1.0 awful||dihstyle69 | December 13th 17|
eminem has dropped a lot of awful projects in the last 12 years but this is definitely the bottom of the barrel. i'm not even going to talk about how he seamlessly ruined "zombies" because somehow, tracks like offended and framed managed to be worse than that, featuring some of em's most god awful hooks and beats ever. the poppiest tracks are as corny as you probably expected, with choruses that are completely forgettable. don't even get me started on the rock-influenced beats, tho lmao. but, worst of all... em's performance and lyricism: not good.
|1.5 very poor||mcvilli | December 31st 18|
|2.0 poor||ARDCWE | December 30th 18|
|1.0 awful||Oof | December 25th 18|
|1.0 awful||chayka | December 18th 18|
|1.0 awful||Pikmar | December 11th 18|
|1.5 very poor||Flomink | December 3rd 18|
|1.0 awful||Juca89 | November 7th 18|
|1.0 awful||Xavier | October 22nd 18|
|3.0 good||DyerTF | October 7th 18|
|1.0 awful||Illume | October 1st 18|
|2.5 average||gt1315 | September 20th 18|
|1.5 very poor||AriDoe | September 17th 18|
|1.0 awful||Whyks2 | September 16th 18|
|1.0 awful||dunnope | September 15th 18|
|1.5 very poor||Maniac! | September 15th 18|
|1.5 very poor||Joeman82 | September 13th 18|
|1.0 awful||YuckFou | September 11th 18|
|1.5 very poor||Ohrwurm | September 8th 18|
|1.5 very poor||yobrah7 | September 4th 18|
|2.0 poor||xBAMx | September 3rd 18|
|1.0 awful||Risodo | September 3rd 18|
|1.5 very poor||Arvesynd | September 3rd 18|
|1.5 very poor||chtrenne | September 3rd 18|
|2.0 poor||MrNoob | September 1st 18|
|1.0 awful||YayoG1 | August 31st 18|
|1.0 awful||Skoop | August 31st 18|
|3.5 great||Fony | August 13th 18|
|1.5 very poor||FlakMT | August 7th 18|
|1.0 awful||GoAway | July 31st 18|
|1.5 very poor||Ryanz | July 26th 18|
|1.0 awful||Kasper | July 16th 18|
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|1.5 very poor||Casavir | July 15th 18|
|1.5 very poor||F1Aaron | June 26th 18|
|1.0 awful||SadLad | June 25th 18|
|1.5 very poor||ARTV | June 22nd 18|
|1.5 very poor||YxxzY | June 15th 18|
|1.0 awful||LeoAV | March 27th 18|
|1.5 very poor||sin69 | March 2nd 18|
|4.0 excellent||djrm | February 26th 18|
|1.0 awful||Benman | February 24th 18|
|1.0 awful||aiioli | February 14th 18|
|2.5 average||FoOltz | February 8th 18|
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|1.5 very poor||Chapo | January 26th 18|
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|1.5 very poor||NickArk | January 9th 18|
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|1.5 very poor||MarsKid | January 5th 18|
|1.5 very poor||mikep87 | January 4th 18|
|1.5 very poor||jmh886 | January 4th 18|
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|1.5 very poor||hamid95 | December 30th 17|
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|1.5 very poor||tellah | December 26th 17|
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|2.0 poor||jsaf7 | December 24th 17|
|1.5 very poor||T5Cx | December 23rd 17|
|5.0 classic||Yaizur | December 22nd 17|
|1.0 awful||acmolan | December 22nd 17|
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|1.5 very poor||Asthurse | December 21st 17|
|1.0 awful||jtswope | December 20th 17|
|2.0 poor||maxer | December 20th 17|
|3.5 great||KManoc1 | December 20th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Scoot | December 19th 17|
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|1.0 awful||Zamasu | December 19th 17|
|3.5 great||ksolan | December 19th 17|
|2.5 average||hasan | December 19th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Tyrael | December 19th 17|
|1.0 awful||Filfy | December 18th 17|
|1.5 very poor||chrzn | December 18th 17|
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|1.5 very poor||nateiv | December 18th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Diddy K | December 18th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Preston | December 18th 17|
|1.0 awful||hiryu14 | December 18th 17|
|1.5 very poor||kevnb | December 18th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Jeejee | December 18th 17|
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|1.0 awful||Aaron W. STAFF | December 18th 17|
|4.0 excellent||xSMDx | December 18th 17|
|1.0 awful||Trundle | December 18th 17|
|1.5 very poor||XingKing | December 18th 17|
|1.0 awful||butcherboy CONTRIBUTOR | December 17th 17|
|1.5 very poor||swipenet | December 17th 17|
|2.0 poor||Prole | December 17th 17|
|2.0 poor||furpa | December 17th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Simon CONTRIBUTOR | December 17th 17|
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|3.0 good||Cayit | December 17th 17|
|2.0 poor||Keira | December 17th 17|
|1.5 very poor||50iL | December 17th 17|
|2.0 poor||Lelle | December 16th 17|
|1.0 awful||Corney | December 16th 17|
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|1.5 very poor||Mr Snrub | December 16th 17|
|1.0 awful||chris. | December 16th 17|
|1.5 very poor||savsaili | December 16th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Thor | December 16th 17|
|1.5 very poor||P0laris | December 15th 17|
|1.0 awful||Tranqyl | December 15th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Jaqz | December 15th 17|
|1.5 very poor||lg433 | December 15th 17|
|3.0 good||klocu4 | December 15th 17|
|2.5 average||Surette | December 15th 17|
|4.5 superb||vai90 | December 15th 17|
|4.5 superb||dazz22 | December 15th 17|
|1.5 very poor||Ben | December 15th 17|
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|1.5 very poor||Rowan5215 STAFF | December 15th 17|
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|1.5 very poor||Faraudo | December 15th 17|
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|2.5 average||expy | December 14th 17|
|1.0 awful||Mede | December 14th 17|
|3.5 great||Rawrz | December 13th 17|
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