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| 4.0 excellent | samthebassman | February 6th 07 |
There is alot of nonsense being posted about this album, first let me say I dont like fred durst, but this album has glimpses of the best work that limp bizkit has ever produced. Songs such as "down another day", "almost over", "build a bridge", "let me down", "lonely world" and "creamer" are as catchy tracks as you are ever gonna hear. This album is not a work of genius but it is certainly not a piece of shit!
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| 1.0 awful | superfascist | February 5th 07 |
I hear Limp Bizkit's newest album is actually pretty good, but regardless, I don't care. After hearing this album, I have absolutely no faith in the band anymore. I wouldn't even put forth the effort to download anything Limp Bizkit has done following up this album. This albums is awful, awful, awful. Chocolate Starfish was bad, but at least it had some edge to it once in a while. This album, however, is just track after track of boring, bland, generic, crap. Sadly, at one point in time, I was excited for this album to come out. I even went to the store, and bought it the very day it came out. But even more sadly, I was incredibly disappointed. The results don't vary. This album is crap no matter how you look at it. Stay away from this. Stay away from this. For the love of God, stay away from this.
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| 0.0 | BludgeonySteve | January 6th 07 |
Ok, there's horrible freaking shit on this album like Eat you Alive and Build a Bridge but what really gets me is that such a horrible, shitty band could ever cover a Who song. And especially Behind Blue Eyes! I'd be pissed if they covered Boris the fucking Spider but doing Behind Blue Eyes is twice as bad. I used to like this band when I was 12 and I bought 2 of their other albums. Those were crap but at least they wrote all of those shitty songs instead of shitting up good ones.
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| 1.0 awful | Muisee | September 2nd 06 |
Limp Bizkit capitalized on the backs of fourteen year olds for many years before hitting a downward spiral with the death of most nu-metal in the first few years of the new decade. In 2003, they tried to gain some respectably back with the release of Results May Vary. The album holds many of the traits their old work had, however with the public more then moved on to other artists, the album fell flat. The album features the same old poor rapping skills Durst became infamous for over the years. The lyrics are simply awful, and even the musicianship that saved their past work from being worthless failed to hit it standards on this album. Mainly due to the fact that Wes left, and the hate from the rest of the band towards Durst and his antics almost smacks the listener in the face in interviews and on the album. The album seems very mailed in, avoid at all costs.
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| 1.0 awful | AggravatedYeti | October 21st 07 |
If I took a HUGE dump, and recorded it, burnt it onto a CD for a full 2 hour album, the sounds of my butt hole -- I'd be very interested in listening to this should you tell me my other option is 'Results May Vary'. I felt like this when I was 15, I don't feel much different now(7 years later). That stands for something in my mind, that this is one of the worst albums ever recorded. Nice one Fred!
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| 2.0 poor | BillyBrill | October 6th 22 |
Any rating beginning with a 1 is unfair because the album is so honest about the deviation in the outcome of quality. There must be a phrase for that...
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| 1.5 very poor | 2026 | December 26th 21 |
damn yo limpy biz actually writing sum songz
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| 1.5 very poor | davezillaMP3 | May 4th 20 |
while not as bad as everyone says it is, this is still bad, it is rather boring and falls into the LB problem of being wayy too long. also that columbine line makes this album even less likable
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| 0.0 | Headstrong | June 6th 17 |
I believe Fred tried to emulate Layne Staley (AiC; RIP) especially on songs like 'Down Another Day' or 'The Only One', not as great as, but quite fine. Terrible album cover!
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| 1.0 awful | sugarcubes | February 9th 17 |
This album is just sad and boring and this is coming from someone who unironically somewhat likes Significant Other. this deserves to have a 1.1 avg, to be honest
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| 2.0 poor | Britch2tiger | February 16th 16 |
Sometimes one's Self is one's worst enemy. In the case of Limp Bizkit, that would be Fred Durst. The instrumentations (at least on this album) are the only thing carrying this album w/ Fred Durst still pulling this "act" as their frontman... This album is not painfully terrible but I would've thought after their "pinnacle" that was their Chocolate album, this band would've ended on a rather light note and walk away w/ whatever they've accomplished. But no... Fred just thought he could just continue the trend. Trends come in cycles folks, and some are not worth following...
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| 1.0 awful | BHAR | January 22nd 16 |
No doubt that I'd love to sniff on them panties now
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| 1.5 very poor | PrefrontalCortex | February 26th 15 |
A truly forgettable album. I could barely make it through the whole album without getting bored. Nothing sticks out as the continuous bizkit show no signs of evolving with their sound. An album that's boring to listen to as well as irritating.
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| 1.0 awful | Jamper | November 8th 14 |
this is like... rock heresy! there are cool instrumental moments, but damn this guy is just ridiculous... Fred Durst turns this album into an awful experience. It's all so false and uninspired
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| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | October 18th 14 |
(12/30/18): Easily stands as Limp Bizkit's most uneventful, exhausting record to date. I'd hesitate to call most of the band's other studio efforts 'great' or even 'meaningful', but at least those didn't quite strike the same feeling of dread in my heart that Results May Vary did (still does btw). Aside from "Red Light - Green Light," "Head for the Barricade," and the sole decent power ballad "Build a Bridge," the material on display was all too flaccid and sloppily executed to even so much as snicker at. LB's 2003 outing altogether committed a sin bigger than being conceived by Limp Bizkit or simply having Durst involved, and that offense's name is monotony. Decent 1.5.
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| 4.5 superb | FrozenFirebug | April 2nd 14 |
it's actually okay for something without wes borland
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| 0.0 | Scamp4553 | November 12th 12 |
It's not as bad as it is made out to be by other people out there.
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| 2.0 poor | AlbumReviewMan | March 25th 12 |
Results May Vary was the follow-up from the success of Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, which sold 1 million copies in just its first week of release. then because of this album and their remix album New Old Songs, Wes Borland decided to leave the band. Limp Bizkit then held an audition for guitarist for this album. they found out that Mike Smith would be playing guitar for this album. to be honest, Results May Vary had some good songs but wasn't standout without Wes. some standouts on this are Eat You Alive, Gimme the Mic, Build a Bridge, Red Light - Green Light, Creamer (All Radio Is Dead), Head For the Barricade, and Behind Blue Eyes. but other than that, Results May Vary has some of the worst recorded material I've ever heard. I'd rate this album a 2/5. it would of been better if Wes was on this album. Limp Bizkit needs to reunite and do a remake of this album. to me, Results May Vary wasn't even a Limp Bizkit effort what so ever.
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| 3.0 good | metalspirit | January 24th 12 |
Ok there are a few bad songs on this album (Red Light Green Light, Behind Blue Eyes, Build A
Bridge, Down Another Day) but there are some good songs on here (Eat You Alive, Phenomenon,
Head For The Barricade) so this album is not awful. While it's got some of Limp Bizkit's
worst songs on it, it's also got some pretty good ones too. It's not all good, but it's not
all bad either.
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| 1.0 awful | tom6 | October 23rd 10 |
In a way, this is a remarkable achievement: making an album worse than Chocolate Starfish is extremely difficult.
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| 1.0 awful | austin888 | June 30th 10 |
One of the ten worst albums ever. ZERO originality whatso-fricken-ever. Lowest point in the bands' career, and that's saying something considering how HORRID Chocolate Starfish was. I'm frankly surprised they haven't broken up yet. Oh and Fred, you're still a terrible vocalist.
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| 0.0 | MrDoobie | December 9th 09 |
Whether he's encouraging people to greater acts of vandalism and sexual assault at Woodstock '99 or making a total creeper of himself by crassly announcing his supposed affair with Brittany Spears, Fred Durst is the ultimate proof that God is not real. But Satan is.
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| 0.0 | Theunbrokenwolf | March 10th 08 |
Limp bizkit really has their only Good song on this album The cover song Behind blue eyes. The others are simply ok. AS all limp bizkit songs seem to be. All in all limp bizkit had their good songs their bad songs and their one Great song.
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| 1.5 very poor | Hastur04 | November 16th 25 |
| 2.0 poor | Aeri | May 25th 25 |
| 1.0 awful | teo | May 10th 25 |
| 2.0 poor | foxxxy | April 29th 25 |
| 1.0 awful | doofy | January 8th 24 |
| 2.0 poor | DJD1ed | October 12th 23 |
| 1.5 very poor | G3 N15 | July 26th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | s0nicx | June 26th 23 |
| 2.5 average | Moses77 | November 18th 22 |
| 3.0 good | Scuro EMERITUS | September 25th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Logan | September 13th 22 |
| 2.0 poor | Error | August 1st 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | random | March 14th 22 |
| 2.0 poor | virpi | November 6th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Metaxu | November 2nd 21 |
| 2.0 poor | DocBass | September 12th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | valek | August 29th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | shem | March 25th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Elias | March 25th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | CHINDI | February 15th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | tellah | February 1st 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | sicky | January 19th 21 |
| 2.5 average | JDubb | January 3rd 21 |
| 2.5 average | lewzis | November 22nd 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Brabiz | October 19th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | brandaao | September 15th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Nick | August 31st 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Belbew | July 26th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Evan | July 11th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Tooey | June 11th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Nymox | June 4th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | LperCC | March 31st 20 |
| 2.0 poor | xxm | January 16th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | mEyck07 | November 19th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | MrRomphf | November 15th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | dcube | October 31st 19 |
| 2.5 average | qwenta | October 30th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Renée | October 7th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Juca89 | September 23rd 19 |
| 2.0 poor | AriDoe | August 30th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | igi78 | July 19th 19 |
| 2.5 average | Benjii | June 11th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | Sarah | April 19th 19 |
| 2.5 average | NateMa | April 16th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Nate | April 4th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | thezouz | February 18th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | bSmith | January 4th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | jlynch9 | December 21st 18 |
| 1.0 awful | vidence | December 11th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Zorg | November 16th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | ryguy | November 8th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | El Olam | November 4th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | yairfg | October 3rd 18 |
| 3.0 good | Moraff | August 19th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Tuoni | August 4th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Nero88 | July 31st 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Noobl | February 13th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | February 6th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | tysly | February 5th 18 |
| 3.5 great | nerdzz | December 15th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Pho3nix | November 7th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | cazzill | November 4th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mikpol | October 17th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | solrage | September 27th 17 |
| 2.5 average | KManoc1 | August 16th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Kris/KJ | July 24th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | bbejta | June 23rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Since | April 4th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | KyoZM | December 17th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | jpjpablo | November 30th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Suli | November 30th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Wolfe | November 29th 16 |
| 2.5 average | acmolan | November 9th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Ambrisa | October 30th 16 |
| 2.5 average | flea182 | October 26th 16 |
| 3.0 good | Gozpot | October 20th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Ankit | August 10th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Redlar | July 4th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | SB129 | May 16th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Snide | May 14th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | loulou | April 27th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Henry | April 6th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | BeeRyan | March 14th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | BigH20 | March 7th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | maxer | March 3rd 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | StarsDie | February 25th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | 8genre | January 5th 16 |
| 2.5 average | dbilidb | December 2nd 15 |
| 1.0 awful | mEyck97 | November 29th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Flave | November 14th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Abraxas | November 13th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | peanut | November 4th 15 |
| 2.5 average | ABlake | October 23rd 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | LumpSum | September 22nd 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | swipenet | September 22nd 15 |
| 2.5 average | KayCato | September 20th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sapee | August 12th 15 |
| 3.0 good | manu8a | August 8th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Veldin | April 16th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | MaggieG | April 13th 15 |
| 3.0 good | boff | March 29th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | "Tab" | March 4th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | fuzzbutt | December 29th 14 |
| 3.0 good | tiberk | November 10th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mercy | September 16th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | ngk44 | August 5th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | JoeR40 | July 17th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | JSJC | July 1st 14 |
| 3.0 good | Subho | June 25th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mesm277 | June 18th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Nuhead | April 23rd 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Joejk3 | April 12th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rodrigo | April 3rd 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Nifkin | February 22nd 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | adr | February 22nd 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Lunx | February 22nd 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | jtswope | February 21st 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | IronWolf | February 19th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Diks | February 17th 14 |
| 2.5 average | DyerTF | January 29th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | 1992 | January 18th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Denis | December 16th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Slade18 | December 11th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | nico67 | November 14th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | hpmk26 | November 11th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | vai90 | November 10th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Kiyo | October 21st 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Zeg | October 7th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | FlakMT | September 14th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Rice303 | September 9th 13 |
| 2.5 average | CutMan | August 29th 13 |
| 2.5 average | aguzman | August 29th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Diachy | August 14th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Pheenn | July 18th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Chorbo | June 30th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | stosick | June 26th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | DrSexy | June 10th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Gib | May 23rd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | rit3sh | April 20th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | groov | April 19th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Glokta | April 19th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | bry11 | April 6th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | NeoSpaz | March 16th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | 8576 | January 16th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Majo911 | January 2nd 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Simon K. STAFF | December 31st 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | sjp55555 | December 31st 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | ZoneOut | December 17th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | DadKungFu EMERITUS | December 5th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tobmast | November 27th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Sunlar | October 30th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xav | October 8th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Titan50 | September 16th 12 |
| 2.5 average | michau | September 15th 12 |
| 2.5 average | Kaz64 | July 6th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | xevman | June 23rd 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Fleeba | June 15th 12 |
| 2.5 average | oubli | June 12th 12 |
| 2.5 average | ZedO | May 4th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Lalka | April 5th 12 |
| 2.5 average | iglu | March 12th 12 |
| 3.0 good | bain89 | March 10th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | ANJ45 | March 8th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | nex77 | February 22nd 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | chayka | February 7th 12 |
| 2.0 poor | StBrox | February 2nd 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vyndax | January 25th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | fog | December 30th 11 |
| 3.0 good | FLRTE | December 12th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | FrFRfr | November 25th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | junkie | November 22nd 11 |
| 5.0 classic | fff8 | November 12th 11 |
| 2.5 average | WTSMG | October 10th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | neuli | September 29th 11 |
| 3.0 good | Toolock | September 29th 11 |
| 3.0 good | Shaneo | September 6th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | jayfatha | September 4th 11 |
| 2.5 average | tribszn | August 16th 11 |
| 2.8 good | Trey STAFF | August 2nd 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Flyboy | July 28th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | jmal789 | July 19th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | hxa155 | July 1st 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Photon | June 27th 11 |
| 3.5 great | quik40 | June 23rd 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | 7kthulu | June 21st 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Texture | June 15th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | tmncrg | March 21st 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | 32left | March 17th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | acad | March 7th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | LBKF | February 21st 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Naenia | February 20th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | bigkirk | February 19th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nytro | January 28th 11 |
| 2.0 poor | mezz85 | January 23rd 11 |
| 2.0 poor | Curse. | January 7th 11 |
| 3.0 good | cb123 | January 4th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Koda | December 19th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Jumaos | December 3rd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | nick77 | November 30th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | AlecF | November 15th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | MO | November 1st 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Hilty | September 10th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | noisy | September 5th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | koreyosm | September 4th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | LukeB84 | September 2nd 10 |
| 2.5 average | tom960 | August 31st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | mullo | August 22nd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | iemona | August 19th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | droog | August 1st 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | cuki92 | July 28th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | TY2810 | July 22nd 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | JesusV4 | June 24th 10 |
| 3.0 good | Mace | June 17th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | mppwns | June 11th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | shOnA | April 15th 10 |
| 2.5 average | kamuro | April 13th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | HeavyB | April 9th 10 |
| 3.5 great | M87 | April 4th 10 |
| 2.5 average | Clarky | April 2nd 10 |
| 2.5 average | Wolfe | March 30th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | eunit75 | February 25th 10 |
| 3.0 good | Ansem | February 17th 10 |
| 3.5 great | muehlum | February 16th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | rebreh | February 16th 10 |
| 2.5 average | kroglor | January 25th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | owl316 | January 18th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | adkymo | January 8th 10 |
| 3.5 great | xSMDx | January 6th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | LukeD50 | January 5th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Unhaven | December 11th 09 |
| 3.0 good | Terria | December 3rd 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Wael | November 29th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | miky182 | November 8th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | alsid | October 27th 09 |
| 2.5 average | biakaba | October 22nd 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | KILL | September 10th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Amaya | September 9th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tupi | July 14th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | 1zero | June 3rd 09 |
| 1.0 awful | J2e2c | May 31st 09 |
| 2.0 poor | Mach | May 31st 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lelle | April 9th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sconza | February 7th 09 |
| 2.5 average | kygermo | January 2nd 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Taylor | December 23rd 08 |
| 2.0 poor | FCY | December 15th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | Phantom | December 14th 08 |
| 3.5 great | mar1s | November 29th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | tarcus | November 6th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | feehan | October 16th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | btbam99 | October 15th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Litox | September 22nd 08 |
| 3.0 good | Gstar | September 11th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | Bea | September 9th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | BadgerX | July 22nd 08 |
| 4.5 superb | Worm | May 2nd 08 |
| 1.0 awful | midas | March 21st 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | twiik | March 13th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | YHB | January 24th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Kyle Ward EMERITUS | January 11th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | uncut | January 8th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | JAK1980 | December 4th 07 |
| 1.0 awful | Daeth | November 26th 07 |
| 1.0 awful | astrel | July 30th 07 |
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