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| 0.0 | charlesfishtitz | September 28th 08 |
What can I say about the album? it starts off by taking you out for a nice romantic night on the town. after it's gained yer trust, and you feel safe wrapped in its arms, you realize the album has just unzipped its pants. ok, now you're thinking 'hey somethings not right here', but it's too late. it precedes to pull out its giant sized nine minute dick and decides to go to town on yer ears.....in a bad way. this album sucks
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| 0.0 | Meatplow | October 16th 08 |
I play this music at mind-numbing volumes to annoy the neighbours when they are their backyard riding motorcycles.
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| 0.0 | bastard | October 16th 08 |
According to many scientific studies, this album is unanimously the best album to punch babies to. Listen to this album only for this reason.
Warning: The babies may die as a result of death due to this experiment, please punch with caution.
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| 1.0 awful | SiliconSynapse | September 22nd 12 |
At long last, the Troll 2 of extreme metal is finally here.
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| 0.0 | Spliffhanger67 | May 25th 14 |
This sounds like someone trying to make fun of metal music.
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| 0.0 | TenLittleFires | February 8th 20 |
Tax The Church.rI don't care what you believe. If there is a monetary transaction, it should be taxed. Propping up religious institutions behind the guise of a non-for profit status should be a fucking crime.
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| 1.0 awful | Dalton DuBois | December 19th 17 |
Call it hell, call it heaven, it's a probable twelve to seven that the guy's only doing it for some doll.
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| 3.0 good | Pon EMERITUS | May 3rd 16 |
Unintentionally hilarious, which counts for something, I guess.
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| 1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | December 3rd 15 |
So bad it's funny. The best unintentional doom metal parody ever. The vocals are some of the worst ever committed to record. Sounds like a frog croaking.
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| 1.0 awful | Jared Floryan | September 16th 14 |
These two songs are *begging* to be played at my funeral. Just... Wow. I don't even think Nergal Filth Sixx Simmons is powerful and majestic enough to top this.
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| 1.0 awful | GuitarJesus27 | September 1st 14 |
Probably the single most br00tal album of all time?
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| 1.0 awful | i want to mort. | October 9th 12 |
this is hilarious in its all awfulness. laughed my ass off when the vocals came in.
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| 0.0 | Bitchfork | September 27th 10 |
I wish I'd read the review for this before having actually listened to it.
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| 1.0 awful | wakeupdead | June 23rd 10 |
The best comedy album of all time............................................ ............. ............ yep
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| 1.0 awful | ThePalestMexican | April 29th 10 |
How did this "group" manage to get so much attention? As I read one fan post on youtube "how many bands do you know make a song that lasts 10 mins?". Just because Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus lasted for more then an hour, does NOT make it any form of good. This album is possibly the worst metal album of this or any century.
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| 1.0 awful | LetoAtreides | March 27th 10 |
IIIIIII AAAAAAAAMMMMM
A SKEELLLLETOOOOOOONNNNN.
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
UNDEEEEEEEEEEEAD.
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| 0.0 | Golgoroth | May 13th 09 |
IIIIIIIII AAMMMMM.... A SKEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEETOOOOOOOOOOON. ALIIIIVE. UNDEEEEEAD.
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| 1.0 awful | Psychaberration | January 17th 09 |
I laughed. Good lord did i laugh at these lyrics. still not worth the extra .5, however.
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| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 24th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Spag | November 19th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Aurien | October 13th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Noobl | February 13th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | January 8th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | December 1st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Wolfe | November 29th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Ves | September 23rd 16 |
| 1.0 awful | olimar | March 7th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vetimus | December 20th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | SourAK | July 22nd 14 |
| 3.0 good | ethos | June 11th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Alaska | October 23rd 13 |
| 1.0 awful | JBull | September 28th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | mandan | April 29th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | DadKungFu STAFF | January 19th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | MrElmo | July 3rd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | jsaf7 | February 26th 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | ks1 | October 28th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | endtell | September 27th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Shukal | July 11th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Dev518 | April 5th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Track11 | December 10th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Zion | November 26th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | noisy | September 5th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Scoot | July 26th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | cajun | June 28th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Emim | April 10th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | November 12th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Torii | November 8th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Gore | November 7th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | mareep | October 21st 09 |
| 1.0 awful | shaitan | September 30th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | qwe3 | September 30th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Lelle | August 11th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | atrink | August 10th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | Wizard | December 21st 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Kyle Ward EMERITUS | October 24th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Thor | September 25th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Bea | September 13th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Poet | July 21st 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Estcyr | June 13th 08 |
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